Fig Leaf Bi-Carbonate-MF DOOM

[00:00.000]Well anyway [00:00.977]You may be saying about now [00:02.800]"How in the world is that old fella eat all of that crazy stuff [00:08.005]And not get sick to his stomach?" [00:10.904]Haha, well, don't worry about that [00:13.943]You see, whenever I make a pig of myself on the filet [00:17.031]Or the pudding or something [00:18.516]I mix up some herbs and [00:20.338]I come up with a dandy glass of this [00:23.210]Bicarbonate of fig leaf [00:25.276]That'll set me free, I'll tell you [00:28.323]Ugh [00:33.252] [00:33.769]Edible wrappers may be in grocery stores as soon as months from now [00:37.140]You've heard of good to the last drop [00:39.734]Well your food could soon be good to the last bite [00:42.606] [00:47.747]Wow! That was loud! [01:00.777]Got to ya, huh? [01:08.054] [01:18.490]Here's an interesting note: artificial colors [01:26.476]Yellows or Reds [01:27.771]Let's focus on the red [01:29.343]In addition to FD&C Red Number 40, the FDA has approved certain food coloring additives, some are actually poison! [01:37.003]If you aren't sure of the additives or colorings in the products you've purchased, leave it alone! [01:42.350]Posion! [01:45.500]Bad news! [01:47.861]That's right! [01:49.169] [01:49.685]Thank you [02:01.396]Well, I think that about covers all of the natural foods out here [02:05.869]Now then, I have to go take my dessert here [02:08.706]I have to go [02:10.542]I'm conducting a cooking class today [02:11.847]Good health to you all! [02:13.680]Uh, over this way [02:16.035]Look out! [02:21.550] [02:26.760]Alright Pops, still feel like charging me for that meal? [02:30.925] [02:31.960]One look at his feature-less face [02:34.295]One look was enough to ensure his safety [02:37.139]As years passed, he became even more bitter and angry [02:41.308]Burning with vengeance against the world [02:43.911]Finally, amidst hidden scrolls, he found what he'd been seeking [02:49.702]Then, clothed in a suit of invulnerable armor, and possessing the worlds greatest secrets of science and magic, he returned to his homeland [02:56.270]And there he has remained [03:02.461]Scheming, dreaming, planning [03:05.029]Plotting his mad campaign to conquer the entire world [03:09.243](I can't believe it!) [03:11.075](Alright, alright, don't make a big deal about it) [03:13.429]I warn you Doom, you've gone too far [03:16.705](Yeah!) [03:19.077]That'll do it Doom, get your machine