Beef Rap-MF DOOM

[00:00.000] 作曲 : MF DOOM [00:00.699][Skit 1] [sample from the 1983 movie “Wild Style”] [00:01.000]Now I haven't eaten all day. How am I gonna do this man? [00:02.441]Yeah don't wait for her man, don't wait for her [00:03.949]I'll tell you what man: come with me now and you know [00:05.702]I'll get you some lunch, I'll hook you up with something [00:09.198]I got a little bank, y'know, no problem [00:10.706]I hear you, that's cool (Alright? It's cool) [00:12.442]Man, can't you guys just wait here about a half hour, man? [00:14.956]Yo I'll be back man, I'm just gonna munch up a little bit man, I'm pretty hungry [00:17.710]Yo let him come back [00:18.940][Skit 2] [sample from the 1942 horror film “Bowery at Midnight” and 1991’s “Godzilla vs King Ghidorah”] [00:19.693]Here you will find food for your body [00:21.690]As well as comfort for your troubled mind [00:24.197]I'd really like some soup (Bread and butter) [00:26.940]Of course my friend. What happened to your hand? [00:30.955]Oh, food at last! [00:35.442][Skit 3] [sample from 1976 movie “Logan’s Run”] [00:36.203]How did they get here? [00:37.202]Regular storage procedure, the same as the other food [00:41.451]What other food? [00:43.453]Fish (Food) protein (Fast for ya) [00:47.941][Skit 4 ][sample from 1970’s PBS kids' show The Electric Company and 1971 Frank Zappa song “Would you like a Snack”] [00:49.450]Now what happened? [00:50.702]Well, the cop got [00:51.948]The next morning I went to the store to get some food [00:55.442](Bread and butter) They arrested me [00:58.453]I'll save you (Thank you) [00:59.951]Would you like a snack? [01:01.445]Thanks for the drink [01:02.712][Skit 5] [sample from 1982 spider-man episode “canon of doom”] [01:03.939]Operation Doomsday complete [01:10.952]All your intercoms casualty and damage testing [01:13.202][Skit 6] [sampled from 1981 episode of the Spiderman cartoon series] [01:14.458]Enough! You talk of the people's rights [01:16.453]The people have only those rights which I choose to give them [01:20.192]And that's for their own good, believe me [01:22.690]I do, DOOM [01:24.200]They disappoint me, they must work faster [01:35.199]But the prisoner- [01:36.690]Ah yes, the young traitor who has tried to turn my people against me [01:41.940]Watch him. I have special plans for that one [01:45.456][Verse 1] [01:47.454]Beef rap, could lead to getting teeth capped [01:50.438]Or even a wreath for mom dukes on some grief crap [01:52.949]I suggest you change your diet [01:55.447]It can lead to high blood pressure if you fry it [01:58.205]Or even a stroke, heart attack, heart disease [02:00.686]It ain't no starting back once arteries start to squeeze [02:03.452]Take the easy way out phony, until then [02:06.205]They know they wouldn't be talking that bologna in the bullpen [02:08.698]So disgusting, pardon self as I discuss this [02:11.451]They talk a wealth of shit and they ain't never seen injustice [02:13.953]Bust this, like a cold milk from out the toilet [02:16.445]Two batteries, some Brillo and some foil, heat'll boil it [02:19.208]He be better off on PC glued [02:21.449]And it's a feud so don't be in no TV mood [02:24.197]Every week it's mystery meat, seaweed stewed [02:27.200](Food, we need food!)(sample from Spider-Man cartoon episode “The Cannon of Doom”) [02:29.205][Verse 2] [02:29.958]He wears a mask just to cover the raw flesh [02:32.198]A rather ugly brother with flows that's gorgeous [02:34.704]Drop dead joints hit the whips like bird shit [02:37.448]They need it like a hole in they head or a third tit [02:39.697]Her bra smell, his card say, "Aw Hell!" [02:42.449]Barred from all bars and kicked out the Carvel [02:45.203]Keep a cooker where the jar fell [02:47.443]And keep a cheap hooker that's off the hook like Ma Bell [02:50.193]Top bleeding, maybe fella took the loaded rod gears [02:52.689]Stop feeding babies colored sugar-coated lard squares [02:55.710]The odd pair swears and God fears [02:58.453]Even when it's rotten, we've gotten through the hard years [03:01.201]I wrote this note around New Year's [03:03.197]Off a couple of shots and a few beers, but who cares? [03:06.459]Enough about me, it's about the beats [03:08.693]Not about the streets and who food he 'bout to eat [03:11.194]A rhyming cannibal who's dressed to kill and cynical [03:13.948]Whether is it animal, vegetable or mineral [03:16.699]It's a miracle how he get so lyrical [03:19.204]And proceed to move the crowd like a old negro spiritual [03:21.705]For a mil', do a commercial for Mello Yello [03:24.192]Tell them devils, "Hell no, sell y'all own Jello" [03:26.951]We hollow krills, she swallow pills [03:29.690]He follow flea collar three dollar bills [03:32.200]And squealed for halal veal, if y'all appeal [03:34.694]Dig the real, it's how the big ballers deal [03:37.458]Twirl a L after every meal ("Food!") [03:40.449][Verse 3] [03:48.945]What up? To all rappers: shut up with your shutting up [03:50.707]And keep a shirt on, at least a button-up [03:52.948]Yuck, is they rhymers or strippin' males? [03:55.697]Out-of-work jerks since they shut down Chippendales [03:58.439]They chippin' nails, DOOM tippin' scales [04:00.949]Let alone the pre-orders that's counted off shippin' sales [04:03.442]This one goes out to all my peoples skippin' bail [04:06.206]Dippin' jail, whippin' tail and sippin' ale [04:08.947]Light the doobie 'til it glow like a ruby [04:11.452]After which, they couldn't find the Villain, like Scooby [04:13.955]He's in the lab on some old Buddha Monk shit [04:16.701]Overproof drunk shit, but who'd'a thunk it? [04:19.451]Punk, try and ask why ours be better [04:21.954]Could be the iron mask or the Cosby sweater [04:24.693]Yes, you, who's screwed by the dude on the CD, nude [04:28.445]("We need food!")