Microwave Mayo-MF DOOM

[00:11.10]Chain-smoking beedies 'til his brain's broken completely [00:13.66]Get back on his feet, work out, and eat some Wheaties [00:16.63]Greedy for the cheese, please, most couldn't fathom [00:19.20]Had him in the cobra clutch when he spat the mad hymn [00:22.04]Gems, collection of *brrrrrrat*'s, Timbs and hats [00:25.05]Had no time for the pitty-pat, I'll give him that [00:27.74]The rhythm hit him back with a right hook [00:30.14]Shook it off, caught a shiner, thought it was an aight look [00:32.99]Depends on the shades, the end of days fades [00:37.11]Pretenders lay in dazes on stages, Du-malaise [00:41.29]Eat it up, microphone, microwave mayonnaise [00:44.14]His own way was strange but it matters not [00:47.02]Tuned into a frequency tone that shattered rock [00:49.65]Hold it down like Shatner do Spock [00:52.27]Rapper jocks need to put a sock their chatterbox [00:55.24]The block got light of IOC stock [00:57.96]Folks gather round, it's no joke like "Knock, knock" [01:00.86]It's them, they came home to roost y'all [01:03.60]And watch 'em transform the game to the rules of foosball [01:06.32]She's too small, any questions? [01:08.98]Him could squeeze blood from a penny in the recession [01:11.54]Keep guessing, it gets deeper than depression [01:14.26]The power of suggestion wake a sleeper, peep the lesson [01:19.02]Dig that beat [01:19.83]Ripped it with Metal Fingers and stomped it with big fat feet [01:22.70]And you know what they say, cut the hay [01:25.39]Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated [01:28.08]But today it's all grey, metallic with a ruby stone [01:30.90]Rude like the type of dude you could write a movie on [01:33.67]Hardcore porn, did his own stunts [01:36.41]Writ his own rhymes and split his own blunts [01:39.29]Once in a while, every other minute [01:42.08]Eyes pop out, Popeye, heavy on the spinach [01:44.77]Steady on his business and ready with an ill pitch [01:47.31]Keeps a bad bilznitch like Denny Kucimilznitch [01:50.10]No hitch, just a shit-load of spit and sneeze [01:53.26]Strictly G stacking up off a rack of hidden fees [01:55.87]Rap is like the gay club strip tease [01:58.46]With hippies on the yip saying "Hey bub, grip these" [02:01.52]They screaming for attention [02:04.05]Beaming at the mention of a scary demon convention [02:06.69]You could cut the tension with a switchblade [02:09.69]And serve it on the same plate of hors d'oeuvres a witch made [02:12.51]Filleted, persuaded the chambermaid [02:15.15]To bet her paycheck on a get-naked game of spades [02:17.76]Straight up, no chaser, no layaways [02:20.90]Caution, faint taste of microwave mayonnaise [02:23.59] [02:24.10]"Doom has taken over every continent"