If Only-Das EFX

[00:00.10]Yo, I hear the floor creaking.. [00:10.24]"As we go a little something like this, hit it!" [00:12.24]Verse 1: Skoob [00:13.22]Shiggity shaz-bots, hops, I rocks [00:15.79]I kiggity-kicks the drama like a farmer picks the crops [00:18.54]Pops, I diggity-digs more wigs than John The Baptist [00:21.05]They call me Mr. Rapper, so I guess I be the rappist [00:23.76]No practice, yo Krazy (Yiggity yes, knocker) [00:26.43]Don't bolo like Han Solo, come rough like Chew-bacca [00:29.04]So ease back, slick, or get kicked in the tush [00:32.28]Yep, I call ya snaggle if you're pxssy [00:34.61]Ey gads, I rip shop, until the roof fell in [00:36.94]And plus I piggity-pop your shxt like Doug Llewelyn [00:39.54]But umm, rarely does my crew get into beef-es [00:42.30]I fliggity-fits the mould like the gold that's on my teeth-es [00:44.82]Oh Jesus, I'm the youngest, Blitzy be the eldest [00:47.42]I'm hipper than the hip bone, connected to your pelvis [00:50.17]So hickory-dickory dot, diggity-don't you wish [00:52.72]"If only it sounded like this..like this.." [01:15.06]Verse 2: Dray [01:16.09]Shibbity-bop, shibbity-boo, check out the way I drops the scoop [01:19.07]I'm kniggity-knockin fronts out, daily, troop [01:21.74]I friggity-fry the funk that's why they call me Krazy Drayzie [01:24.26]I giggity-gots more props than that kid named Beetle Bailey [01:27.06]The boogity-woogity Brooklyn boy, he's cool like Grizzly ruin [01:29.62]I swingity-swing more shxt than Tarzan be doin [01:32.16]I heard that shxt was thick that's why I spick like I was span [01:34.75]Then I umm, flick my bic and take a dip like Aqua-man [01:37.51]So, umm, figgity-fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell blunts [01:40.28]I gibbity-got lines like Evel Knievel got bxtch stunts [01:42.74]Ya dunce, I'm diggity-down with The Hit Squad, aiight [01:45.30]I figgity-fly more heads than Benjamin flew kites [01:47.84]So I, spiggity-spark the spliff and give me a lift so I can rock [01:50.80]I got more skills than John Han- got **** [01:53.29]So hickory-dickory dot, diggity-don't you wish [01:55.99]"If only it sounded like this...like this..." [02:28.26]Verse 3: Skoob [02:29.25]And away we go, priggity-praise the Lord, Our Father [02:32.83]I kiggity-caught The Love Boat at Puerto Vallarta [02:35.55]I'm finnicky like the cap' but shoots more funk than Funkadelic [02:38.11]It's diggity-Das EFX umm, chump, can you smell it? [02:40.78]Yippity-yapper doozy, watch me ease on down the road, hun [02:43.39]So come on, baby, and do the loco-motion [02:46.66]Umm, so now what the fxck? [02:47.73]Verse 4: Dray [02:48.74]I give 'em a sugar smack then they crack like Daffy Duck [02:51.48]Schmuck, I'm kniggity-knarly, dude, hey swick em [02:53.98]I biggity-bangs the chunks cause they plumps when I cook 'em [02:56.58]I'm quiggity-quick-quick, thiggity-thick-thick, tiggity-tick-tack-toe [02:59.19]So figgity-figado, figado, fi-ga-do [03:01.98]I'm niggity-not the herb but look at the burb, it's gonna stunt [03:04.53]I figgity-funked up Sanford, and his fxckin Son [03:07.20]So hickory-dickory dot, diggity-don't you wish [03:09.86]"If only it sounded like this...like this..."