Mic Checka-Das EFX

[00:00.000] 作词 : Charity, Hines, Lynch, Weston [00:00.45]*Microphone Check..Mic..Microphone Checka..* [00:10.51]Riggidy-raow, Ziggidy Gadzooks, Here I go, so [00:13.43]Fliggedy-flame on, G-Geronimo, yo [00:15.98]I biggedy-burn riggedy-rubber when I blabber great [00:18.73]I miggedy-make the Wonder Twins deactivate [00:21.33]It's Krazy, I'm biggedy-breakin' backs and bustin' lips [00:23.93]I friggedy-freaked Gladys Knight and those freakin' Pips [00:26.54]Shrimps, I miggedy-make enough noise like Bamm-Bamm [00:29.23]Throw boulders from Bedrock you'll get dropped, I slam man [00:31.72]So check it, I riggedy-wreck it quick, aw shucks [00:34.30]I giddedy-got the big ducks like Daddy Warbucks [00:37.00]Oh and ah, I riggedy-rocked the Copacabana [00:39.51]Banana split, hack-thoo, spit! So sit! [00:42.60]I friggedy-freak it from here to Bangladesh [00:44.79]I'm riggedy-rippin' flesh plus I get fresh like this [00:47.41]Swish, swiggedy-swooshed kid, you'll get it done [00:50.02]Squooshed for fun, I riggedy-rhyme like no one [00:52.53]I biggedy-bum riggedy-rush chiggedy-chumps, I'm savage [00:55.20]I shake 'em up and down like the Dow Jones Average [00:57.81]I'm cocky, like Rocky, I biggedy-bangs the best [01:00.44]So tiggedy-tell your friend, chump, cause here comes Das EFX [01:03.16]*Microphone Check..Mic..Microphone Checka..* [01:23.78]A-higgedy-hoy there matey, I giggedy-gots to flow [01:26.33]My Saturday nights are live-er than Joe Piscopo [01:29.05]So yo, siggedy-save the bait for Charlie Tuna [01:31.52]See I be the boogie banger, like Esiason's the Boomer [01:34.39]I'm higgedy-hots to trot, I giggedy-gots the Motts [01:36.98]Jewels plus dreads, so toots, call me Goldilocks [01:40.13]I ciggedy-catch the scoop from Peter Jennings [01:41.95]Do a spin like the Mack and I slide like Peggy Fleming [01:44.76]Or a smiggedy-smack a fag and choke 'em up until he squeals [01:47.27]I Hawaiian punched the Captain and now I'm maxing with Tenille [01:50.00]I piggedy-pack steel, I got a big gun [01:52.50]I'm freaking the track from Brooklyn [01:53.75]Cause Brooklyn's where I'm from [01:55.25]*Microphone Check..Mic..Microphone Checka..* [02:16.05]OOOH-WEEEEEEE! Tiggedy-time to get buckwild [02:18.72]Call me Butterfingers cause I drippedy-drop umm, 'nuff styles [02:22.10]Iggedy-eeny-meeny-miney-moe [02:24.02]Shiggedy-bop-bap, I'll snatch a rapper by the toe [02:26.50]Yo, I riggedy-write my pages when I figgedy-feel the flavor [02:29.11]I fliggedy-fly the friendly skies, so now I take a SkyPager [02:32.34]LePew! I figgedy-freaks the funker [02:34.36]The rough Nestle Cruncher, word to Arch' Bunker [02:36.97]So gimme the mic and I'll liggedy-light it up like Uncle Fester [02:39.46]Microphone checka, one two checka [02:42.35]Oh yessir! I tiggedy-take no shorts, I'm not the fella [02:44.75]I might can even act; Stella - who? Stella - who? [02:47.34]Yo Stella, here kiggedy-comes the bumrush, mayday! [02:50.00]No static, I niggedy-knows more kids than umm, Bebe [02:52.70]So higgedy-hey hey hey, not Dwayne but I got props [02:55.28]I biggedy-bust rhymes like Slick Rick busts shots [02:57.50]So when, I friggedy-freaks the funk, I'll be the ill funk freaker [03:00.48]I stiggedy-stole an apple from this bum named Bonita [03:03.09]So riggedy-rub-a-dub I got the lip to make ya flip [03:05.60]Bustin' heads with Erick Sermon and my nxgga Parrish Smith [03:08.26]*Microphone Check..Mic..Microphone Checka..* [03:29.68]Kiggedy-kiss my grits, check the jingle [03:31.75]I diggedy-don't bruise but snooze like Rip Van Winkle [03:34.41]So twinkle, twinkle, twinkle little star [03:37.05]I sliggedy-slam dunk like Kareem Abdul-Jabbar [03:39.61]Numbskull, I piggedy-pump up like Reebok Pumps [03:42.31]I friggedy-freak the stuff that makes a camel lose his humps [03:44.91]Chumps, so wiggedy-where's the beef, um chief [03:47.37]He figgedy-fits the mold like the gold that's on his teeth [03:50.18]I rocks 'em, I socks 'em, I drops 'em, ah-choo [03:52.68]So riggedy-ready sit down, hut one, hut two [03:55.38]I diggedy dot my i's, and cross my tiggedy-t's, bro [03:57.99]I swiggedy-swing more action than Hawaii Five-O [04:00.50]*Microphone Check..Mic..Microphone Checka..*