Klap Ya Handz-Das EFX

[00:00.000] 作词 : Hines, Porter, Weston [00:09.93]Well uhh, ? is macaroni and cheese [00:12.27]Before I start, I gots ta umm fart, no I gots ta uhh sneeze [00:15.11]Not, I gotcha trippin, yippity-doo-da-day [00:17.50]Shucks, I'm makin bucks so umm hip-hip-hooray and then some [00:20.02]Cos I'm a powsy wowsy ace boon coon [00:22.00]So shout "wa-bap-a-loo-ba-bawa-bam-boom!" [00:24.72]Drayx up for sure dang, now that I'm flexed [00:26.91]My a-efx'll quote, when the bridge fell down [00:29.36]And i'ma good ship with the lollipop [00:31.75]Left town so yiggity-yack, you booga-loo black [00:34.36]Oki doki, oopsy daisy, cos I'm crazy like that [00:36.61]But it's the cat got snuffed, or mr.red and his crew [00:39.00]So roll a spliff and rub-a-dub and then ya make beef stew [00:41.56]Troop, I got the hoolahoop, baby woop, dooby-doo [00:44.20]Lassie boy, you made a mess, now go and get the pooper scoop [00:46.50]Oops, I wibble-wobble-wobble-wee while I make [00:48.76]But hocus-pocus and yippy-yi-yo, yay for Drayz and... [00:51.88]"klap your hands now" (x3) [01:00.98]Bon voyage, look out below cos umm [01:03.26]I got my socks on, the popcorn, the hubba bubba, yep gum [01:06.27]Skippity bum, you think I don't know the time [01:08.26]Well it's half-past a cow's ass and I'm a real bad ass [01:11.06]Yeah, Chitty-bang-boom-bang, yo who rang? [01:13.01]Abra-cadabra, Jiminy crickets, set the wrists to my slang [01:15.57]I got the nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, yes [01:18.03]Stuffy-head, coughing, aching, fever so you can rest-type rhymes [01:20.54]? catch the fever for the flavor of a spliff [01:22.93]Or a uzi, be careful who you choose, could choose a marvin, choose a ship [01:25.86]Lickity split, cos flippity-lips can sink ships [01:27.75]And yo, a sandwich isn't a sandwich without the miracle whip [01:30.26]In the morning, yawning as I stand for group check [01:32.81]To back up, I slap up, r-r-right up your poop deck [01:35.11]Yep, so what the heck, you gives rhymes like a cheque [01:37.51]Because the a is for apple [01:38.86]The j is for 'ja back to book bets' [01:40.48]And then s-k-double o-be on mansel [01:42.47]So if ya happy and ya know it, klap your hands [01:45.35]"klap your hands now" (x3) [01:54.41]Well uhh, woopty doody, abba doozy, it's time [01:56.82]I'm on the yabber dabber, scribber scrabber, shimmy sham flam [01:59.47]So, heavens-to-betsy, golly wolly, gee whiz [02:01.77]My lickity split got splat, the diddly squat was hot [02:04.13]Oh yeah, dapper doodly do, you don't know mr. magoo? [02:06.49]You heard I'm loco, well yo, I'm despicable too [02:08.89]So umm, hi ho silver and away we go [02:11.35]The lone ranger got pissed and shot tonto in his toes, so [02:13.89]Holy toledo, cowabunga, what gives [02:16.24]I heard you shot my borough til *? blow at twins? * [02:18.77]The name farmer's up in me, need no give me no more [02:21.07]Cos that soul lock ya stands, I can't stands no more [02:23.60]So zippity doo, da day, woops I gots stuff [02:26.05]See I'm sneaky freaky peaky plus I'm chock full of nuts [02:28.62]But yo my Almond Joy caught a cap in his chest [02:31.02]So hey, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck? [02:33.41]If a woodchuck could chuck, fxck you know the rest [02:35.87]So seizin it, seizin it, seizin it I shall [02:38.28]Cos it's the krayzie drayzie wit the books, that's my pal and.. [02:41.27]"klap your hands now" (x3) [02:50.43]A diggity-cap, my slipp'ry style is ? [02:52.67]I got the Mott's, the back pop, crackle and snap [02:55.23]And all that, me and a gang of ping ping bang zoomer [02:57.64]To freak ya outcha sneakers and knock your granny out her bloomers [03:00.15]Yo some say I'm brooklyn bomber, some say brooklyn boop [03:02.55]But don't consider me as no follower, no runner or no poop [03:04.99]But just rock, a by, rock, a by booboo [03:07.41]Let your fingers do the walkin, hey I'm talkin, yoohoo [03:10.03]Can ya, can ya hear me? checka, checka 1-2 [03:12.28]Aye, yo, sit Ubu sit, shxt cos I'm the one who [03:14.84]Kick a rhyme in singular, so son, get used to it [03:17.25]Cos Puff the magic dragon, I'll kick a rhyme in duplicate [03:19.70]Or triplicate, can't forget my boogaloo big jaw [03:22.04]Umm, listen everyone as I kick the jigsaw [03:24.59]M-i-crooked letter, crooked letter, i [03:27.06]Crooked letter, crooked letter, I hump back [03:29.46]Hump back, i, you can't touch i [03:31.87]Cos I's gots dem and dem is bound to make ya... [03:34.59]"klap your hands now"