Don't Marry Her-The Beautiful South

[00:19.87]Think of you with pipe and slippers [00:22.17]Think of her in Bed [00:23.75] [00:24.51]Laying there just watching telly [00:26.94]Then think of me instead [00:29.08]I'll never grow so old and flabby [00:31.76]That could never be [00:33.35] [00:33.98]Don't marry her, **** me [00:37.38] [00:38.93]And your love light shines like cardboard [00:40.37] [00:41.28]But your work shoes are glistening [00:43.59]She's a Ph.D in 'I told you so' [00:46.03]You've a knighthood in 'I'm not listening' [00:48.39]She'll grab your sweaty bollocks [00:50.74]Then slowly raise her knee [00:53.48]Don't marry her, **** me [00:56.98] [00:58.25]And the Sunday sun shines down on San Francisco bay [01:02.83]And you realise you can't make it anyway [01:07.59]You have to wash the car [01:09.67]Take the kiddies to the park [01:12.59]Don't marry her, **** me [01:15.77] [01:17.35]Those lovely Sunday mornings [01:19.78]breakfast With brought in bed [01:22.01]Those blackbirds look like knitting needles [01:24.62]Trying to peck your head [01:26.80]Those birds will peck your soul out [01:29.24]And throw away the key [01:31.92]Don't marry her, **** me [01:35.10] [01:36.59]And the kitchen's always tidy [01:38.91]And the bathroom's always clean [01:41.28]She's a diploma in 'just hiding things' [01:43.75]You've a first in 'low esteem' [01:45.99]When your socks smell of angels [01:48.56]But your life smells of brie [01:51.04]Don't marry her, **** me [01:54.46] [01:55.77]And the Sunday sun shines down on San Francisco bay [02:00.40]And you realise you can't make it anyway [02:05.16]You have to wash the car [02:07.22]Take the kiddies to the park [02:10.16]Don't marry her, **** me [02:13.61] [02:53.38]And the Sunday sun shines down on San Francisco bay [02:58.31]And you realise you can't make it anyway [03:03.35]You have to wash the car [03:05.66]Take the kiddies to the park [03:08.10] [03:08.69]Don't marry her, **** me