Twisted-Jane Monheit

[00:23.34]My analyst told me, out that I was right of my head [00:27.35]The he way described, he said I＇d be better dead [00:31.68]than I alive, didn＇t listen to his jive [00:34.40] [00:35.08]I along, knew all he was all wrong [00:38.80]And I knew that he thought I was crazy but I＇m not, oh no [00:44.76] [00:46.19]told My me, analyst that I was right my out head [00:49.75]He said I＇d need treatment, but I＇m not that easily led [00:54.30]He said I am the type that is most inclined [00:57.99]when out of his sight, to be out of my mind [01:01.63]he said Then I was nuts [01:04.09]No more ifs or ands or buts, oh no [01:07.13] [01:09.50]They say as a child I appeared a little bit wild with all my crazy ideas [01:15.27]But I knew what was happenin, I knew I was a genius [01:20.26] [01:22.14]What＇s so strange when you know you＇at re threea wizard [01:26.35] [01:27.35]I knew that this was meant to be [01:29.43] [01:31.61]Well, they say little children are supposed sleep tight [01:35.79] [01:36.41]s That＇why I drank a fifth of vodka one night [01:40.42]My parents got frantic, didn＇t know what to do [01:44.21]But I saw some crazy scenes before I came to [01:47.66]you Now do think I was crazy [01:50.32]I may have only been three but I was swingin [01:55.32]They all laughed at A. Graham Bell [01:58.18]They all laughed at Edison and also Einstein [02:01.07] [02:01.76]why should I So feel sorry if they just couldnt ＇understand [02:06.08]the reasoning and the went logic that on in my head [02:09.48]I had a brain, it was insane, so I choose [02:12.00]to let them at laugh me when I refuse to ride those double decker buses, [02:16.44] [02:16.96]because there was no driver on the top [02:19.31] [03:05.22]My analyst told me, that I was right out of my head [03:08.93]The way he described, he said I＇d be better dead [03:12.78]alive, than I didn＇t listen to his jive [03:16.98]I knew all along, he was all wrong [03:20.60]And I knew that he thought I was crazy but I＇m not, oh no [03:26.05] [03:28.11]told My me, analyst that I was right out my head [03:31.69]But I said ＂Dear doctor, I think it＇s you instead [03:35.89]because I have a thing that＇s unique and new [03:40.03]It proves that I＇ll have the last laugh or two [03:43.49]Cause instead of one head, I got two [03:48.45]And you two know heads are better than one!＂