Friends S10E01-英语听力

[00:00.04]The way you crushed Mike at Ping-Pong was such a turn-on. You wanna..? [00:07.18]You know, I'd love to, but I'm a little tired. [00:10.01]- I'll put a pillowcase over my head. - You're on. - [00:13.78]- Hey. - What's up? [00:15.62]Well, Mike's taking a shower, which, by the way, there's no law against. [00:20.89]And then we're gonna grab some food. So if you want.. [00:24.19]- Finally. - Is that Ross? [00:26.43]Yeah. You can hear everything through these stupid walls. [00:30.23]- Sounds like he's with someone. - He could be alone. - [00:32.80]This morning I heard him do pushups and then talk to his triceps. [00:36.47]Wait a minute, I think Phoebe's right. [00:39.34]Yeah, I hear someone else in there with him. [00:47.22]- Dr. Geller! - God, you're amazing. [00:49.82]I didn't even have to ask you to call me that. [00:54.42]- Oh, my God, that's Charlie! - She's cheating on Joey with Ross! [00:58.26]Oh, that tart! Floozy! Giant! [01:05.13]- I'm not sure about this. - Yeah, you're right. [01:07.60]This is none of our business. [01:09.14]I'm not sure it's the best way to hear everything. Get me a glass! [01:13.18]No, I'm not gonna do this, okay? I'm not gonna eavesdrop on my friend. [01:17.68]I love Barbados. [01:26.49]I can't believe I'm kissing you. I'm kissing Rachel! [01:31.53]I know. I'm her. [01:35.13]Rachel and Joey! It's Rachel and Joey! [01:37.73]- What? - Get over here! [01:45.37]Oh, my God! I love how thin these walls are! [01:57.69]Thank you. [02:49.91]Hey, before, you said that nothing could happen between us. What changed? [02:54.38]Well, I only said that because of Ross. [02:57.28]- And then I saw him kissing Charlie. - What? [03:00.28]Ross and Charlie? [03:02.45]Wow! She's really making her way through the group, huh? [03:09.26]- Eh, who am I to talk? - Yeah. [03:13.66]I can't believe this. Rachel and Joey? [03:16.16]How about the dinosaur twins in the other room? [03:19.90]- No one is manning that wall! - I'm on it! [03:25.81]- Anything? - I think I hear curtains closing. - [03:28.08]We've got shoes being kicked off over here. [03:31.35]Bedsprings! Unmistakable! [03:34.78]- You realize that's your brother. - Not until you said it. Somebody switch! - [03:40.79]Wow! Wait a minute. [03:43.26]Ross and Charlie. Joey and Rachel. [03:45.99]Phoebe and Mike. We're the only ones leaving with the person we came with! [03:49.83]That's not true. I came with Monica, I'm leaving with Weird Al. [03:54.57]Okay, I've had it with the hair jokes. [03:57.07]- Tomorrow I'm going to the salon. - Okay, Buckwheat. - [04:03.04]You gotta hear this, it's great! It's like free porn. [04:14.86]- Is everything okay? - It's just.. I don't think I can do this. [04:18.99]Oh, is it because of what might be on the bed? [04:21.53]- I saw that report, with the infrared.. - No! No. [04:25.07]No. [04:27.94]Look, I need to talk to Joey. I mean, you guys just broke up. [04:32.01]Before anything more happens between us, I need to know he's okay with it. [04:36.75]- I completely understand. - All right, I'm gonna go find him. [04:44.22]I just need a second before I can, you know.. [04:51.53]Grandma, Grandma, Grandma. [05:01.54]- Okay, I'll see you later. - Okay! [05:05.51]That's the door. He's gone. [05:07.74]And she's turning on the TV.. [05:10.91]and watching Miss Congeniality. [05:16.35]Honey? If you know it through a wall, you know it too well. [05:28.36]Hey, what are you guys doing? [05:33.57]We're just.. We're sad to go, so we're just saying goodbye to the hotel. [05:37.94]I love you.. [05:40.78]Paradise Hotel Golf Resort and Spa. [05:46.75]Yeah. We had a great time, thank you. [05:54.09] [05:57.53]Okay. Hey, have you guys seen Joey anywhere? OK, [06:00.76]He's probably in his room with his current girlfriend, Charlie. [06:03.93]That's the situation as we know it. [06:09.27]If you see him, could you tell him I'm looking for him? [06:12.07]- You got it. - Thanks. [06:17.65]Thank you. [06:24.49]Other wall, people! Other wall! [06:30.96]- Rach, you there? - Oh, my God, that's Ross! - [06:33.80]- What are we gonna do? - Okay, just be calm. [06:36.10]For all he knows, we're just hanging out. [06:38.43]All right? So just be nonchalant. [06:47.01]- That's not nonchalant! - No idea what it means. - [06:51.85]Okay, just hide. [06:53.98]- Rach? - Coming! Try under the bed. [07:01.59]There's no room under the bed.. [07:04.73]- Is everything okay? - Yeah. [07:16.30]- Hey. Do you know where Joey is? - Hi. [07:19.64]I really don't. [07:24.65]- Can I talk to you for a minute? - Yeah. Sure. [07:29.82]I don't believe this. Have you guys been..? [07:32.85]This is the listening side of the wall. [07:41.73]Then she told me that she and Joey had broken up.. [07:44.40]and part of the reason was she had feelings for me. [07:47.40]Right. Yeah. [07:48.70]You know I've wanted to ask Charlie out since the day I met her. [07:51.97]Oh, I know, I know. That's been really hard for you. [07:55.64]Anyway, one thing led to another, and.. [07:58.85]before you know it, we were kissing. [08:01.22]How angry do you think Joey's gonna be? [08:03.92]That is hard to say, Ross. That is hard to say. [08:08.62]I gotta find him. He's gotta be here someplace. [08:11.06]You would think. [08:17.27] [08:19.27] [08:25.41] [08:27.21]What are you..? What is this? Have you been listening this entire time? [08:30.78] [08:33.28]Now, what is this? [08:35.28]What is this? Well, let's see. We kissed for 10 minutes.. [08:38.39]and now we're talking to our friends about it, so I guess this is sixth grade. [08:42.96]No, no. Have you thought about how complicated this could get? [08:46.59]- What about Ross? - Well, he's with Charlie now. - [08:49.06]Yeah, but he wants to talk to you before anything really happens with her. [08:52.77]And as his friend, I mean, don't you think he deserves the same from you? [09:00.54]You're a pain in my ass, Geller. [09:05.25]Look, we appreciate all the advice.. [09:07.48]but this is between Joey and me. We can handle it. [09:10.12]We'll go. Will you do one thing for us, the people that care about you? [09:13.69]- Sure. - Enunciate. [09:15.89]Get out! [09:24.13]Are they right? [09:27.20]Probably, yeah. I mean, maybe we should.. [09:31.27]hold off until we talk to Ross. [09:34.24]Yeah. Yeah. We can wait. We don't have to do anything tonight. [09:38.41]Yeah, I think that would be best. [09:41.45]So, I'm gonna.. I'm gonna take off. [09:44.95]- Although.. - I like "although." [09:48.36]I mean, you know.. [09:50.43]Ross and I haven't dated in, like.. [09:53.96]six years. 6 [09:55.96]Six years? [09:58.27]Wow. That's almost as long as high school. [10:06.27]Plus, you know, he is with Charlie now. [10:09.68]Absolutely. [10:11.35]- He's not thinking about you. - No. [10:15.02]I'm thinking about you. [10:18.05] [10:21.36]Yeah. - Let's forget about Ross. - It's forgotten. [10:27.63]- What's wrong? - Nothing. [10:29.76]Seriously, what is it? [10:33.37]Nothing. It's really.. It's nothing. Come here. Come here. [10:38.57]What's wrong? [10:40.98]Sorry, I just.. [10:43.65]I can't seem to get Ross out of my head. [10:48.92]Well, maybe I can help. [10:56.92]Your lips are so soft. Do that again. [11:02.10]Yeah, we need to talk to Ross. Yeah. [11:12.27]Hey. You guys ready to go? [11:14.24]Not quite. Monica's at the salon, and I'm finishing packing. [11:17.28]Dude, you're not taking your Bible? [11:21.75]You're not supposed to take that. [11:23.48]Besides, it's a New Testament. What are you gonna do with it? [11:26.59] [11:31.43] [11:33.80]No. I couldn't find him. I'm just gonna talk to him on the plane. [11:38.40]Okay. Sounds like a good idea, Dr. Geller. [11:43.27]Stop it. [11:45.77]Ph.D. PHD [11:48.74]You're filthy. [11:51.71]- Hey. Have you guys seen Monica? - Actually, I think she went to the salon. - [11:55.52]Oh, yeah. Oh, she went to the salon, all right. [11:57.99]Check it out! [12:02.16]Whose day just got better? [12:04.96]Chandler! [12:08.50]Hey! [12:12.27]- What do you think? - I think.. [12:14.50]I think I can see your scalp. [12:18.04]Don't you just love it? [12:19.84]Yeah. Yeah, you got shellfish in your head. [12:24.01]It's something. You go, girlfriend. [12:29.05]- You never said that in your life. - Not once. - [12:31.06]Oh, and listen to this. [12:31.35]I thought so. [12:33.56]Oh, and listen to this. [12:37.46]What do you know? It's a treat for the eyes and the ears. [12:54.95]Wow, it's kind of weird that I'm sitting next to Charlie after we broke up. [12:59.82]Yeah. It's almost as if Air Barbados doesn't care about your social life. [13:04.46]Does someone mind switching and sitting with Charlie? [13:07.13]Oh, I mean, I.. Dude, I spent the whole conference with Charlie. [13:11.30]- I understand. - No, I'll do it. [13:14.30]Wish I could switch. I really don't want to sit with Allen lverson over there. [13:25.22]Once we're in the air and the captain turns off the seat belt sign.. [13:28.72]you feel free to roam about my cabin. [13:33.13]And you should be careful when checking your overhead bins. [13:37.50]- Because items may shift during.. - Oh, you're not good at this. [13:44.60]- Do you have to go home tonight? - No, I think I could come over. - [13:47.97]It's Saturday, right? [13:50.51]What? [13:52.01]- I can't do anything tonight. - Why not? [13:56.12]I have a date. [13:59.65]- You have a date? With who? - Oh, it's my girlfriend. [14:06.29]- You have a girlfriend? - Yeah. [14:09.13]Well, when you and I broke up, I started seeing someone. [14:12.16]- Well, for how long? - Three months. [14:14.93]Three months? [14:17.57]Okay. [14:19.31]This is none of my business, but how long are you gonna keep seeing her? [14:24.71]I'll tell her that it's over tonight at dinner. I promise. [14:27.78]Oh, okay, good. You do that. [14:30.98]When you get home, maybe there'll be a special delivery package waiting for you. [14:36.49]Maybe I'll sign for it, tear it open. [14:41.79]- Pull out the packing material.. - We'll have ***. Let's leave it there. - [14:55.68]All right, I'm gonna go talk to Joey. I think this is the right time. [14:59.35]He's in a good mood after the flight attendant says "duty-free." [15:03.96]Okay. Good luck. [15:04.58]Ross is coming over. I think now would be a good time to talk to him. [15:08.72]I guess so. I'm just.. I'm really nervous. [15:11.49]Well, keep in mind that by the time you're done.. [15:14.06]they'll probably be serving dinner. [15:18.86]Still nervous? [15:21.30]I'm gonna get the lasagna. [15:24.87]- Hey, Rach? - Yeah? [15:26.44]- Do you mind if I sit here for a sec? - Yeah. Yeah, sure. Yeah. - [15:30.07]Good luck. [15:36.51]- Hey. - Hey. [15:39.42]So I.. [15:41.32]I kind of need to talk to you about Charlie. [15:44.06]- Yeah? - Last night, after you guys broke up.. [15:48.23]So sorry to hear about that, by the way. [15:52.56]Well, Charlie and I were talking, and.. [15:58.30]Well.. [16:00.67]You kissed. [16:02.17]Wh.. What? [16:06.81]What? What would give you that idea? [16:10.51]- I saw you. - Yeah, we kissed. [16:14.52]But nothing else. Nothing else happened, okay? [16:18.76]- Ross, Ross, Ross. It's okay. - What? [16:22.03]It's okay. You know, look.. [16:24.73]I totally understand, all right? You guys.. [16:28.03]make way more sense than her and I ever did, you know? And.. [16:32.97]- I want you to be happy. - Are you serious? [16:36.34]Yeah. [16:40.58]- Now I have something.. - I am speechless. [16:45.18]I mean, the fact that you would put my happiness first like that, I mean.. [16:50.09]You're an incredible friend, do you know that? [16:52.72]- Well, look, before you go.. - No, I mean it. [16:55.59]I mean, you're so loyal, man. And selfless and generous. [17:03.10]I am those things, yeah. [17:05.60]I've known Chandler longer, so I think of him as my best friend. But now.. [17:13.21]I may have to rethink some stuff. [17:16.11]Dude! [17:17.48]Hey, if there is ever anything I can do for you.. [17:24.12]I can't think of anything. [17:28.53]- Thanks. - Yeah. [17:34.87]- So hi. - Hi. [17:36.37]- So you talked to Joey? - Oh, yeah. We had a really good talk. - [17:40.87]- Oh, that's great. - Yeah. [17:42.94]- So everything's okay? - Oh, no, it's great. [17:46.04]- It's great. He's an amazing guy. - Oh, well, obviously, I think so too. [17:52.05]Well, I'm so excited about this. [17:56.22]Really? Excited? [17:59.36]What, are you kidding? I have had some very dirty dreams about this. [18:08.07]Excuse me. [18:16.17]You didn't tell him, did you? [18:18.68]I couldn't. He was saying all these really nice things about me. [18:22.08]I didn't want him to get mad and take them back. I'm gonna edge out Chandler! [18:27.18]Fine. Forget it. When we go back to New York, I will tell him. [18:30.59]Thank you. Yeah, I appreciate that. [18:51.84]- Hi, Mike's place. - Hey, it's Mike. [18:54.44]- That was fast. - Oh, no, she's not here yet. [18:57.95]You know, I'm just gonna take off and break up with her over the phone. [19:01.89]You can't do that. Oh, come on, Mike, strap on a pair. [19:07.46]Why don't you tell her that we got back together. Women appreciate honesty. [19:12.43]We also appreciate gentle spanking once in a while, just FYl. [19:18.84]One more thing. There might be a picture of Precious on my coffee table. [19:23.67]Her name's Precious? [19:26.18]Is she a pure breed, or did you pick her up at the pound? [19:30.71]- I just want to give you a heads up. - Okay. And if she gets upset.. - [19:34.82]just scratch her tummy and give her a liver snap. [19:46.70]Hi. I'm Precious. Who are you? [19:49.74]- I'm Phoebe. - Phoebe? [19:52.31]Mike's ex-girlfriend, Phoebe? The love of his life? That Phoebe? [20:02.09]Oh, I can't wait for everyone at work to see these! [20:08.06]- You go back to work tomorrow night? - Yeah. - [20:10.53]So if you want people to see them.. [20:12.66]you're not having them taken out, say, at the break of dawn? [20:16.33]Well, if I had them taken out, then I wouldn't be able to do this. [20:26.64]You like that, right? [20:36.02]- What are you singing? - It's "Bolero" from 10. [20:39.42]It's "Ride of the Valkyries" from Apocalypse Now. [20:43.39]Here's the thing. The cornrows were a solution to your frizzy-hair problem. [20:47.47]Now that we're home, you don't have that problem. If you think about it.. [20:51.24]I hate them. [20:53.91]- What? You said you liked them. - Did I? Let's refresh. - [20:58.14]I believe what I said was that I could see your scalp. [21:02.38]Well, fine. So you don't like them. Everybody else does. [21:05.98]Again, let's journey back. [21:09.29]As I recall, Rachel said she had never noticed the shape of your skull before. [21:14.09]And Joey? Well, Joey didn't realize there was anything different. [21:19.63]You know what? I don't care. I like it, and I'm gonna keep it. [21:23.23]You're just jealous because your hair can't do this. [21:29.71]- Get yourself in the tooth? - And the eye. [21:41.49]Hi! There she is! Hi, Emma. Oh, my God, I missed you. [21:47.63]Oh, Emma, I missed you so much. Hi. [21:50.83]Did you have a good time with Grandma Greene? Huh? [21:53.83]Did she give you a bottle of antidepressants again to use as a rattle? [21:59.20]That was one time, Ross, and they were only, like, five milligrams. [22:04.68]Hey, Emma, Daddy has some presents for you, okay? I want you to wait right here. [22:09.48]Come here, sweetie. [22:12.35]Ross, actually, there's something that I really need to talk to you about. [22:16.85]Okay, shoot. [22:18.69]- Okay. All right, here's the deal. - Oh, no! [22:25.46]- What is it? - Oh, major shampoo explosion! - [22:31.70]- Look, Ross, this really isn't easy. - Oh, it's all over everything! [22:38.98]Why? Why me? [22:41.68]Because you took 300 bottles of shampoo? [22:46.99]I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You were saying? [22:49.59]- Well, yeah. Look, it's about me and.. - Oh, not another one! - [22:56.30]Oh, my God.. Oh, and this is moisturizer! It's even harder to clean! [23:02.77]Why? Why do bad things happen to good people? [23:08.31]- Wow. Clearly this is not a good time. - You think? [23:16.82]Okay. Bye. [23:18.82]All right, so Mike's on his way over. [23:22.26]You thought you were meeting here, he thought at the restaurant, so.. [23:26.46]It doesn't matter who's right or wrong. The point is, I'm gonna take off. [23:31.60]Wait. I'm not letting you leave until you tell me what's going on. I mean.. [23:36.00]are you guys getting back together or something? [23:39.84]All right. [23:43.78]Susie.. Can I call you Susie? [23:46.95]My name is Precious. [23:49.72]I can't say that. [23:53.29]Susie, I'm gonna be straight with you. [23:56.69]Mike and I are back together. And unfortunately.. [24:00.86]that effectively ends your relationship with him. [24:04.73]He's very sorry about that, and wishes you the best luck in all your endeavors. [24:12.57]I just can't believe this. Why? [24:16.28]- Well, I don't.. - Why would he do this? [24:18.45]- What's wrong with me? - There's nothing wrong with you. - [24:21.42]What the hell am I supposed to do now? [24:23.65]Damn it, woman! Pull yourself together! [24:27.02]Have some pride, for the love of God! [24:34.56]Okay, not a fan of the tough love. [24:37.87]I just can't believe that Mike didn't give me any warning. [24:41.87]He didn't know. He wasn't planning on coming to Barbados and proposing to me. [24:47.24]He proposed to you? This is the worst birthday ever! [24:56.35]Look, Precious.. [25:01.69]Mike's not worth this. You're an attractive, intelligent woman.. [25:05.73]and let's face it, Mike's kind of a wang. [25:09.46]He proposed to me while he was still seeing you. [25:12.67]He was gonna break up with you on your birthday? [25:15.54]I don't like to kiss and tell, but he cheated on you a lot this weekend. [25:20.58]Oh, my God, you know, maybe you're right. Maybe I don't need him. [25:24.01]I deserve to be treated with respect. [25:27.62]Screw you, Mike. You're a coward and a bastard, and I hope you rot in hell! [25:38.56]You're welcome. [25:45.77]Honey? You've been in there for a long time. Is everything okay? [25:50.00]Not really. [25:54.18]I have a problem. [25:56.85]Really? What happened? [26:00.15]Well, I was dancing around and singing "No Woman, No Cry".. [26:07.59]and I got stuck. [26:10.36]- You can't move at all? - Oh, I can move. [26:19.87]If I untangle you, will you please get rid of the cornrows? [26:23.00]I guess so. [26:26.51]- Some of these look a little frayed. - Yeah, I tried to gnaw myself free. - [26:35.12]- Hey. - Hi. [26:36.89]- So? Did you tell Ross? - Well, I tried.. [26:40.56]but then he had a shampoo-related emergency. [26:44.43]- So I guess now it's your turn again. - No, no, no, no. [26:47.13]I think it's better if you tell him. You know, it's easier for a woman. [26:50.80]That way, you know, if he gets mad, all you have to do is go: [26:54.07]"I didn't mean it. [26:57.67]I'm so sorry." [27:03.41]Yeah, because that's what we do. [27:05.75] [27:11.25]Tomorrow we'll both go and we'll tell him together. [27:14.92]Okay, that sounds fair. [27:16.82]- That just means, once again, we can't.. - I know. [27:19.76]That's okay. I mean, we can control ourselves. We're not animals. [27:23.83]- No! Of course, we can wait. - Yeah. [27:28.47]All right, so I guess that means good night then. [27:31.01]Yep. Good night. [27:40.48]Good night. [27:43.85]Good night. [27:52.13]- Seriously, good night. - Stop saying good night. [28:14.88]I'm so sorry. [28:24.66]Look what I found in the drawer. [28:29.00]And you said I'd never wear this. [28:32.83]Now that I untangled you, how about you do a little something for me? [28:36.60]- Sure. What did you have in mind? - I think you know. - [28:40.54]- Really? I don't.. I don't really feel like it. - This is what I want to do. - [28:46.71]Okay. [28:48.52]I just don't get why you like it so much. [28:51.99]She's an FBI agent posing as a beauty contestant!