Friends S10E07-英语听力

[00:00.00]hey you guys [00:02.11]hey what are you doing [00:03.51]oh figuring out our wedding plans [00:04.83]thats fines we are doing the same thing [00:06.59]yeah [00:09.04]it's really cracy [00:10.17]the hall the dress the food [00:12.58]I have no idea how expensive this stuff was [00:15.28]yeah it is really pricey [00:16.76]I freaked when I heared the numbers [00:18.13]so,what did you two do about it [00:19.64]it was simple . [00:20.70]I came up with some cost-cutting solutions [00:22.75]wrote out a list and Monica told me to go to hell [00:25.35]There is no way around of you [00:28.72]Just accept the fact this is gonna cost a lot of money [00:31.40]I heard that weddings are [00:32.91]lke a 40billion a year industry [00:35.08]yeah and i am responsible for just like half of that [00:38.41]but really it does seem like this money could be put to better use [00:43.16]are you serious [00:45.11]yeah now how would you feel if we give all the wedding money to charity [00:48.50]and we just got married at City Hall? [00:50.41]I think it would make me wanna marry you even more [00:53.06]Well I gotta say you guys [00:57.68]that's an incredible gesture [00:59.77]Maybe you do that next time you get married [01:01.09]nonono the next time's gonna be Hawaii at sunset [01:07.05]But maybe the time after that [01:45.45]hey hey [01:52.36]what's going on [01:53.27]our adoption sacial worker is coming by today [01:55.60]so we are cleaning the apartment [01:56.83]we? [01:59.59]you konw you don't want me to help [02:01.19]you can't have it both ways [02:02.95]hey is this the person who decides whether or not you get a baby? [02:07.53]Kind of [02:08.24]She's coming by and view us to see where we live [02:10.54]And it has to go perfectly [02:11.57]because she doesn't like something about us [02:13.04]she can keep us off every adoption list in the state [02:15.57]Hey maybe I should stop by [02:17.06]She could be a soap-opera fan [02:18.19]It's very impressive when the little people know a celebrity [02:21.69]Little people? [02:25.23]Celebrity [02:28.01]Ok,I think I'm just about done here [02:29.80]Unless you have any bad stuff hidden somewhere [02:32.65]like porn or cigarettes [02:35.15]what [02:36.95]No Chandler [02:43.64]I don't and I'm offended by the insinuation [02:46.45]OK,So there's not a magazine under the couch [02:51.79]or a pack of cigarettes taped to the back of the toilet tank [02:53.40]or a filthy video in the VCR [02:55.00]I'll admit to the cigarettes and the magazine [02:58.48]but that tape is not mine [02:59.66]is it mine? [03:02.13]I guess we'll never know whose it is [03:11.59]May I help you [03:13.58]Yes [03:14.83]We're here to make a rather sizable donation to the children [03:17.18]Well any contribution,large or small is appreciated [03:19.69]Well,I think you are gonna appreciate the crap out of this one [03:22.03]Well,this is very generous [03:24.61]And we don't want any recognition [03:26.32]This is completely anonymous [03:28.42]Completely anonyous [03:29.64]from two kind strangers [03:31.36]Mr.X and Phoebe Buffay [03:33.49]If you like we can include your names in our newsletter [03:37.51]Not necessary [03:38.63]Buffay is spelled BUFFAY [03:41.02]And X is spelled ,uh,Mike Hannigan [03:45.99]All right ,well,on behalf of the children,thank you both very much [03:49.55]Sure,I'm glad we did this .it feels so good [03:52.26]It does,it feels really good. [03:53.66]Oh,look,and we can get these free T-shirts [03:56.54]Actually,that's the shirt I wore to the gym [03:59.19]It's moist [04:05.56]Hi,Emma will be up in a minute [04:07.58]oh good [04:08.58]oh hey Ross,listen,I heared about you and Charlie. [04:10.75]I'm really sorry [04:12.38]Aw,that's okey. [04:13.70]I'm sure there are tons of other beautiful paleontologists out there [04:16.96]Absolutely [04:18.05]There was one ,she is it [04:19.80]All the rest look like they should live under a bridge [04:22.55]So,uh,what are you gonna do today? [04:27.36]Well,I was thinking of taking Emma to the playground [04:29.77]oh my god what [04:31.98]Like I said ,I was thinking of taking Emma to the Museum of Knives and Fire [04:38.31]Okey,look Rose.I do not want Emma going to playground [04:46.23]Because? [04:51.50]All right ,if you must know ,I had a traumatic... [04:54.25]...swing incident when I was little [04:59.42]Seriously? [05:00.89]Yes,I was 4 years old [05:01.79]and I was on the swing [05:03.91]and then all of a sudden my hair got tangled in the chain [05:07.99]And to get me out ,my mom had to cut a big chunk of my hair [05:13.30]And it was uneven for weeks [05:17.87]And you made it through that? [05:27.72]I wonder who's gonna play you in the movie [05:30.92]Okey,fine,you can make fun of me.I do not want Emma going there [05:36.51]And I was thinkig Claire Danes [05:38.83]Look,I'm sorry to hear about your tragedy [05:43.63]Okey?but the swings are perfectly safe.And besides,Emma loves them [05:46.94]You know that,you should come with us,and you'll see [05:48.76]Those things going 40 miles an hour [05:51.24]Okey when you at that moment when you're at the top [05:54.76]when you just don't know if you're gonna return back to Earth [05:59.92]Space is filling with orbiting children [06:05.08]Look,please just come on [06:08.90]you know,When you see the look on Emma's face,I swear you won't regret it [06:12.95]All right [06:16.36]Good [06:17.30]You don't wanna be a mothers who pass on their irrational fears to their children,do you? [06:21.67]"irrational"huh? [06:22.68]All right I will be remember that next time you freak out about a spider in your apartmennt [06:26.61]Oh yeah,that's the same.I'm sure there are 30 different species of poisonous swings [06:34.25]Oh my god The adoption lady is early [06:37.89]Okey okey here we go [06:40.85]Okey here we go [06:41.91]Stand up straight [06:42.91]Big smile [06:43.87]Hello Is this the Creepy residence? [06:50.53]We're waiting for the adoption lady. [06:51.60]But,hey I'm glad you're here [06:53.05]I was cleaning this morning and I found this [06:55.62]I don't know if you wanna use it ,but... [06:58.75]Oh,this is so sweet of you [07:02.04]Oh,but you know I won't be needing a veil.I actually won't be wearing a dress at all [07:06.61]I told you ,I am not coming to a naked wedding [07:08.98]No no no.we're not having a big reception [07:11.78]We took the money we were gonna spend on the wedding and we donated to a children's charity [07:15.54]that's crazy [07:19.43]I am sorry.I just I can't imagine giving up my one wedding day like that [07:24.22]Yeah,well,we're different.You know I don't care about having a huge party [07:27.10]This is really nice for you but... [07:29.96]Oh,please.I put this on and,ugh,I just look like [07:33.92]Well,radiant [07:34.99]All right,but who cares?You know,I don't need a pretty veil and a fancy dress [07:42.05]That's right,you're making a commitment [07:44.17]And you know,that's the same whether you do it at the Plaza or... [07:47.53]Where you gonna do it? [07:50.06]City Hall [07:50.98]Oh,that sounds nice [07:54.38]I was just there for jury duty.They've really spruced that place up [07:58.72]Ok,ok,it's ok,I've made my decision [08:03.41]But I really want is a great big wedding [08:06.34]Oh yeah [08:07.96]But you gave all the money to charity [08:11.26]Well,I'll just ask for it back [08:13.00]I don't think you can do that [08:16.35]Why not [08:17.23]This is her wedding day.That's way more important than some stupid kids [08:21.09]That's sweet honey but save something for adoption lady [08:33.86]All right be careful [08:36.16]watch her hair watch her hair [08:38.08]Rach,she's got,like,three hair [08:42.41]I know,I know ,but they are just so beautiful [08:45.63]Oh,my god ,I just pulled one out [08:48.61]I promise you she is safe okey? watch how much she loves this [08:52.68]Are you ready sweet here we go [08:56.34]She is smiling [09:07.56]Look at that ,she does like it [09:24.57]Okey ,get the camera.It's in the diaper bag [09:28.12]See?Scared of the swings .I bet you feel pretty silly.Aah [09:38.78]We are seriously asking for the money back? [09:40.71]It's for our wedding day [09:42.48]All right now,Is this guy gay or straight? Cause one of us has to start fliring [09:46.75]Wow,you here to make another donation the same day? [09:50.50]I don't think that's ever happened before [09:52.22]Gay go [09:55.05]Oh god I love your shirt [10:00.73]The donation we made earlier,we want it back [10:05.82]Excuse me ? [10:08.76]See,okey,that money was for a big wedding we thought we didn't want but it turns out we do [10:13.80]So you are asking us to refund your donation to the children [10:17.80]Yeah [10:20.01]This feels really good [10:26.25]I am sorry,you know,this wedding is just really important to me [10:29.61]It's not my business.Besides,this is probably s good thing [10:34.01]We've really been spoiling the children,what with all the food and warm clothing [10:37.11]That's not fair [10:41.30]A person's wedding is important,And especially to me [10:43.94]Okey,I didn't have a graduation party.And I didn't go to prom [10:48.13]And I spent my sweet 16 being chased around a tire yard... [10:51.52]by an escaped mental patient who,in his own words,wanted to kill me or whatever [10:56.71]So I deserve a real celebration [11:02.22]And I'm not gonna let some sweaty little man make me feel badly about it [11:06.49]She could've been talking about either one of us [11:19.15]Hi,Iam Laura .I'm here for your adoption interview [11:22.79]Hi I am Monica,And this is Chandler [11:25.63]Please come in . [11:26.54]Thank you [11:27.72]Would you like something to drink? [11:29.18]Oh,water would be fine [11:30.69]We're so glad that you're here [11:32.88]We're really excited about getting this process started [11:36.24]Because we love kids ,love them to death [11:39.53]Well,not actually to death .that's just a figure of speech [11:42.79]We love kids the appropriate amount .. [11:44.78]as allowed by law [11:48.58]Your place is just lovely [11:52.28]Thank you [11:53.26]yes,this building does have a wholesome,family feel to it [11:56.81]I feel like I've been here before [12:00.25]Are any other couples in the building adopting? [12:02.30]Is that couple on the first floor? [12:04.03]Because we should get a baby before them [12:07.30]That guy tried to sell me drugs [12:10.44]But other than that ,wholesome ,wholesome building [12:15.03]I just realized why I remember this place [12:20.44]Really?What is it? [12:22.48]Oh it's nothing [12:23.70]I went on a date with a guy who lived in this building.it didn't end very well [12:25.07]That wouldn't ,by any chance, be Joey Tribbiani? [12:29.69]Yes ! [12:30.52]Of course it was [12:34.03]We had a really great night and in the morning he promised me to call me but he didn't [12:38.08]Rat bastard! [12:39.51]So you are friends with him? [12:42.60]no...nope [12:53.79]Well,I am sorry I brought it up [12:57.58]So are either one of you planning on staying at home? [12:59.24]Hello?Anybody in there order a celebrity? [13:04.58]What was that? [13:08.66]That's just some crazy guy who roams the halls here [13:13.54]He's great with kids,though [13:23.10]Ross,Oh my god ,are you okay? [13:25.20]Son of a *****! [13:28.73]Oh,relax,I didn't say the F-word [13:36.11]Ross,see,I told you !Those swings are evil! [13:39.40]All right that is it [13:40.10]That's the last time Emma is getting on one of those things for her entire life [13:43.69]No..Okey,it wasn't the swing's fault .it was my fault [13:48.01]And kind of that kid's fault [13:51.15]He is still laughing .Nice [13:54.18]Come on.Can we just get out of here before somebody else gets hurt? [13:57.37]No,okey okey,wait, I have an idea. [13:59.05]I want you to get on the swing [14:00.79]and and you'll see that there's nothing to be afraid of [14:04.67]I know what this is all about [14:09.83]You've always been jealous of my hair [14:13.67]I just think you're an adult ? [14:15.58]And you should get over your silly fears [14:18.01]All right ,fine,I'll do it [14:19.96]Good [14:21.14]If you hold a spider [14:22.09]Where?where [14:24.67]If you hold a spider [14:26.75]I know [14:35.58]Guys,is everything okay?It's me ,Joey [14:37.82]Adoption! [14:44.10]What's going on? [14:45.78]Oh,it's just like I said,that crazy [14:48.83]Bert,roaming the halls [14:51.06]Guys? [14:52.38]Keep on roaming,Bert! [14:54.82]We don't want any crazy today [14:59.37]What's going on? [15:00.31]We'll talk later,Bert.Everying's fine! [15:02.21]Everything doesn't sound fine [15:06.95]Is he all right out there by himself? [15:08.59]Oh,yeah.he has a caretaker.His older brother.. [15:11.12]..Ernie [15:15.82]Bert and Ernie? [15:17.65]You can't make this stuff up. [15:19.79]You never told me ahout that guy and your sweet 16 [15:24.54]I'm sorry ahout that [15:26.38]Oh,it ended okey [15:28.04]One of my friend shot him [15:31.56]Well,at least you'll get a proper wedding.You deserve that [15:34.88]Yeah.I really do.You know,I had nothing growing up [15:37.98]Just like the kids I took the money from [15:44.27]No,no,no,I see where this is going.Don't make me go back there [15:50.28]Look,I can't have a wedding with this money now.It's tainted. [15:53.87]All right,fine,we'll give the money back [15:57.13]And if that guy at the charity gives us a hard time [15:59.00]My friend hasn't shot anyone in a really long time [16:04.87]Well,I must say this seems like a lovely environment to raise a child in [16:08.22]By the way,You are more that welcome to look under any of the furniture [16:11.37]because,believe me,you won't find any porn or cigarettes under here [16:15.95]Before we look around,let me make sure I have everything I need up to here [16:26.36]Why don't I show you the baby's room [16:33.95]What the hall are you doing? [16:35.19]You wouldn't let me in,I thought you were in trouble [16:36.69]Well,we're not [16:37.91]But you called me Bert [16:38.92]That's our code word for danger [16:42.52]We don't have a code word [16:45.75]We don't? [16:46.68]We really should [16:49.25]For now on Bert will be our code word for danger [16:54.11]So that was the baby's room [16:55.62]Uh,what room should we see next? [16:59.74]Any room that isn't behind this couch [17:03.00]Some people don't get him,but I think he's really funny [17:15.55]I did not care for that [17:19.28]You have to get out of here [17:20.44]You slept with our social worker and never called her back [17:23.08]She is still pissed,so she can't see you [17:25.28]Okay okay [17:27.19]What? [17:30.96]I forgot my bat [17:33.56]Oh my god [17:37.90]And for the last time ,we do not want to be friends with you [17:44.48]And we don't wanna buy your bat [17:48.84]What are you doing here? [17:50.07]Bert Bert Bert Bert [17:56.97]Are you friends with him? [17:57.96]I can explain [17:59.26]Joey [18:03.65]Ok,Uh [18:05.24]You,have got some nerve coming back here [18:14.65]I can't believe you never called me [18:15.83]Excuse me? [18:16.70]Probably you don't even remember my name [18:19.67]It's Joey,by the way [18:21.57]And don't bother telling me yours,because I totally remember it,lady [18:27.72]I waited weeks for you to call me [18:30.15]I give you my number but you never called me [18:32.22]Don't try to turn this around on me [18:33.70]I am not some kind of social work [18:39.34]Then you can just do [18:45.01]I am pretty sure I gave you my number [18:47.63]Really think about it come on [18:49.94]Your're a beautiful woman .Smart ,funny [18:52.93]We had a really good time [18:54.88]If I had your number,why wouldn't I call you? [18:59.30]I don't know [19:03.23]Well,maybe I'm wrong.I'm sorry [19:05.64]No no ,you are not wrong,too late for apologies [19:08.65]Okay?you broke my heard [19:10.91]You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? [19:13.14]Joey,wait? [19:18.81]No! [19:19.98]I waited a long time!I can't wait anymore [19:26.06]I am sorry that you had to see that.I'm so embarrassed [19:29.47]Oh,that's really okay. [19:31.00]Yeah.We totally understand it [19:32.96]Dating is hard [19:34.84]Boy,you people are nice [19:36.28]And I've got to say [19:41.12]I think you're going to make excellent parents [19:47.61]Lauro! [19:55.01]We are back [19:56.54]Are you here to take more money? [20:00.65]Because I think what you're looking for is an ATM [20:04.59]No,no,we're here to give the money back [20:06.67]Yeah.Because you know what? [20:09.61]It's all about children [20:10.90]Although it's also about the wedding [20:14.82]All right,here,no,oh,god [20:17.80]If I haven't said so already,sir,congratulations [20:21.77]Okay,look,enough,all right [20:24.31]I'm stepping in and putting my foot down [20:25.73]As your future husband,I'm gonna make this decision for us [20:30.16]What do you think we should do? [20:33.50]It's not your decision anymore [20:35.79]What? [20:36.70]On behalf of children of New York,I reject your money [20:39.53]But we are giving you this. [20:42.36]And I'm giving it back to you [20:44.18]Come on.Consider it a contribution [20:47.21]Well,this is very generous [20:51.09]Please,take the check [20:52.33]Go have a great wedding and a wonderful life together [20:54.57]Sounds good to me.We can save up,come back and make an even bigger donation [20:59.88]Absolutely [21:00.50]And when you do,ask for Brian [21:02.50]Oh,is that you? [21:03.62]No [21:08.39]Hello [21:10.32]Oh,hi [21:12.90]Oh,my god,really? [21:17.30]I can't wait to tell Chandler [21:18.72]Okay,goodby [21:20.09]Wrong number? [21:23.24]That was Laura [21:23.90]She gave us a great report and we're officially on the waiting list [21:30.06]That's great! [21:30.46]Now we just wait for a call and someone tells us there's a baby waiting for us [21:46.09]Hello? [21:47.53]Have you seen Joey's bat? [21:56.01]Okay.I got a spider [21:58.55]There were two,I picked the bigger one [22:02.63]Okay [22:03.69]This feels perfectly normal [22:11.82]Okay,get on the swing [22:12.79]Okay [22:33.65]All right ,I can do this [22:38.79]There you go.Good for you [22:40.07]You know what? [22:41.11]I'm getting used to this little guy [22:43.20]I don't even feel him in here anymore [22:45.59]That's because he's on your neck