The Cabin-Ylvis

[00:05.25]Oh..
哦… [00:06.05]Come with me, girl
姑娘跟我来 [00:07.69]I wanna take you to a place
我想带你去个地方 [00:13.13]Where it’s just you and me..
只有你和我的地方 [00:15.88]To my cabin
到我的小木屋来 [00:19.92]Let me take you to my favorite place
让我带你到我最喜欢的地方去 [00:22.62]Just a five hour drive from the city
离市区只有五小时车程 [00:27.76]Just follow the road until it stops
只要一直走到路尽头 [00:31.05]And then keep walking for another forty minutes
然后再继续走个四十分钟 [00:35.16]Then – out of nowhere..
然后——不知道从哪冒出来 [00:38.56]There it is
就在那里 [00:40.75]My cabin!
我的小屋！ [00:43.09]Right now it’s icy cold
现在那里很冷 [00:46.70]But in sixteen hours, it’s gonna be hot!
但是十六小时之后，里面会变得很热！ [00:51.24]Mmm, I’m gonna make you dinner, baby
唔，我会给你做晚饭的亲爱的 [00:54.43]I hope you like..
我希望你会喜欢… [00:56.39]Spaghetti!
意大利面！ [00:59.44]Then we do the dishes manually
然后我们一起手洗盘子 [01:02.12]With over fifteen different kinds of cutlery
还有超过十五种的餐具 [01:06.82]Sixty square meters of heaven on earth
地球上，六十平米的天堂 [01:10.37]A tiny wooden paradise
一个小小的木质宫殿 [01:14.21]It’s my own private pinewood Taj Mahal
它是我自己的私人松木泰姬陵 [01:18.20]Except for the shape and the size
如果不看它的形状和大小的话 [01:22.45]The cabin!
小屋！ [01:24.09]Where I come to relax
我来放松的地方 [01:26.44]The cabin!
小屋！ [01:27.93]Wear the same pants for a week
在这我可以一条裤子穿一周 [01:30.28]The cabin!
小屋！ [01:32.07]I’ve got skis on my walls
我墙上挂着滑雪板 [01:34.27]In my cabin..
在我的小木屋… [01:40.96]One day this place will be mine
终有一天这个地方会是我的 [01:44.05]Only split it with my brother, sister, father, uncle and his lover!
我只和我的弟弟妹妹爸爸叔叔和他爱人分 [01:50.34]And if you like to piss outside..
如果你想在外面尿尿 [01:53.28]This is definitely the place for you
这就是为你准备的地方 [01:56.13]Mmm
唔 [01:56.88]‘Cause I’ve been pissin’ over here
因为我在这里… [01:58.22]And pissin’ over there
也在那里… [02:00.97]One time I even pissed over here!
又一次我甚至在这里，都尿过！ [02:03.96]But you should never ever **** outside
但是你绝不能再外面便便 [02:07.66]We have a small, separate cabin
我们有一个小的独立的木屋 [02:10.10]For that kind of stuff!
专门为这种东西而生！ [02:12.29]We can hang stuff on the wall together
我们可以一起在墙上挂些东西 [02:16.04]As long as it’s copper
只要它是铜制的 [02:17.99]Or dead animals
或者死的动物 [02:20.18]And who’s that man on the wall?
诶那个在墙上的人是谁？ [02:24.17]Dad?
老爸？ [02:25.06]DAD? Is that you?
爸？是你吗？！ [02:26.52]Who put my dad inside the wall?
谁把你放墙里了？ [02:28.81]Dad?
老爸？ [02:30.75]Don’t you worry
你你别急 [02:32.10]I’m gonna get you out of here!
我这就把你弄出来！ [02:33.44]Aaah..
啊啊… [02:34.84]It’s a picture!
是张照片啊！ [02:36.24]Sixty square meters of heaven on earth
地球上，六十平米的天堂 [02:39.72]A tiny wooden paradise
一个小小的木制天堂 [02:42.57]It’s my paradise
这是我的天堂 [02:44.02]My own private pinewood Taj Mahal
我私人的松木泰姬陵 [02:47.82]Except for the shape and the size
如果不看它的形状和大小的话 [02:50.67]It has a shape, it has a size
但它也有形状有大小 [02:53.58]You should really come here some time
你真应该找个时间来这看看 [02:56.86]Come on, we’ve been married for ten years
来吧，我们已经结婚十年了 [03:01.20]Mmm..I miss you so much
嗯……我很想你 [03:04.10]And I don’t understand it
但是我不理解 [03:05.99]Now why don’t you come to my cabin!
现在你为什么不来我的小木屋？ [03:10.54]We can play some chinachess
我们可以一起下象棋 [03:12.99]And take a long cold shower together!
再一起洗个冷水澡 [03:16.93]I got forty nine cards ready to be played with
我有能玩的49张牌 [03:20.12]And a joker from another deck!
还有从另一副牌里拿来的王牌 [03:23.22]Impossible to spot!
一点儿都看不出来！ [03:25.12]We can just walk and walk and walk and walk and walk
我们可以就一直走啊走啊走啊走啊走 [03:29.06]You know there’s no such thing as bad weather
你知道这里没有坏天气这回事 [03:32.84]Only bed kleather
只有坏的袋鼠皮衣 [03:35.69]When you come up to my ca-a-a-bi-i-i-i-n..
你什么时候来我的小屋啊啊啊