The King's New Clothes [Live]-Philip Quast

[00:01.70]Once upon a time, [00:03.94]there was a king who was absolutely insane about new clothes. [00:11.84]One day, two swindlers came to the king [00:16.30]to sell him what they said was a magic suit of clothes. [00:19.45]Well, the truth of the matter is, there was no suit there at all. [00:21.67]But these two men were very smart, [00:24.83]and they held up their hands like this and they said, [00:29.30]"Your Majesty, this is a magic suit of clothes. [00:32.57]Naturally because you are very wise and very intelligent [00:36.20]you can see what a beautiful raiment it is, hum? [00:39.27]But to a fool, it is absolutely invisible." [00:46.90]"I see, " said the king [00:47.24]and naturally, since he didn't want to appear a fool, he said: [00:51.21]"Isn't it grand! Isn't it fine! Look at the cut, the style, the line! [00:54.90]The suit of clothes is altogether, but altogether it's altogether, [00:58.72]the most remarkable suit of clothes that I have ever seen. [01:02.45]These eyes of mine at once determined, [01:04.60]the sleeves are velvet, the cape is ermine. [01:06.64]The hose are blue and the doublet is a lovely shade of green. [01:12.42]Somebody send for the Queen! " [01:14.25] [01:14.52]Well they quickly sent for the Queen and the Queen was quickly told how only wise people could see the magic suit. [01:20.73]Naturally, the Queen not wanting to appear a fool, said: [01:28.59]"Well, isn't it oh! Isn't it rich! Look at the charm of every stitch! [01:33.50]The suit of clothes is altogether, but altogether it's altogether, [01:36.79]the most remarkable suit of clothes that I have ever seen. [01:40.10]These eyes of mine at once determined, [01:42.49]the sleeves are velvet, the cape is ermine. [01:44.55]The hose are blue and the doublet is a lovely shade of green. [01:50.18]Summon the court to convene! " [01:51.60] [01:55.78]Well the court convened, and you never in your life [01:59.00]saw as many people as were at that court. [02:01.84]All the ambassadors were there, the dukes, the earls, the counts, [02:05.52]it was black with 'em. [02:07.82]And since none of them wanted to appear a fool, they all said: [02:12.60]"Isn't it ohhh! Isn't it ahhh! Isn't it absolutely wheee! [02:16.63]The suit of clothes is altogether, but altogether, it's altogether, [02:20.29]the most remarkable suit of clothes a tailor ever made. [02:23.76]Now quickly, put it altogether with gloves of leather and hat and feather. [02:27.87]It's altogether the thing to wear in Saturday's parade. [02:33.39]Leading the royal brigade. " [02:35.13] [02:35.41]Well, saturday came and everyone been told about the magic suit [02:40.75]and what they supposed to see. [02:44.63]So the streets were lined with thousands and thousands and thousands of people. [02:51.70]And they all watched as the artillery came by, [02:57.48]as the infantry marched by, [03:00.90]as the cavalry galloped by. [03:04.84]And finally the king! [03:10.73]And since nobody wanted to appear a fool, [03:14.60]everyone began cheering like mad. [03:16.38]Boys? [03:20.22]Very good! [03:22.33]Except one little boy. [03:27.50]You see, he hadn't been told about the magic suit [03:32.16]and he didn't know what he was supposed to see. [03:35.78]So when the king came by the little boy looked [03:43.72]and, horrified, said: [03:46.21]"Look at the King! Look at the the King! Look at the King, the King, the King! [03:53.30]The King is in the altogether, but altogether, the altogether [03:57.15]He's altogether as naked as the day that he was born [04:01.20]The King is in the altogether, but altogether, the altogether [04:04.79]It's altogether the very least the King has ever worn. " [04:08.76]Call the court physician! Call an intermission! [04:12.67]His majesty is wide open to ridicule and scorn. [04:16.24]"The King is in the altogether, but all together, the altogether [04:19.94]He's altogether as naked as the day that he was born. [04:25.49]And it's altogether too chilly a morn! "