Mr. & Mrs. Smith-Smash Cast

[00:16.82]Call the Justice of the Peace, [00:20.38]But don't tell him our names, [00:24.05]Don't put out a press release, [00:27.57]Or mention baseball games. [00:31.80]Book the nearest Bridal suite, [00:35.00]One room will suit us fine, [00:38.60]For the desk clerk that we meet, [00:42.03]The only autograph we'll sign is, [00:48.56][01:54.94]Mr and Mrs Smith, [00:51.93]Simply the folks next door, [00:55.87]People without a single clue what [00:58.97]an Agent or Grip is for [01:03.18][03:01.73]Yes, [01:04.02][02:10.28]Nothing can beat the view, [01:06.90]When as far as the eye can see, there's [01:11.53][02:17.41][03:13.05]No one but Mrs, [01:13.52][02:19.40][03:11.11]No one but Mr, [01:16.37][02:22.56]Smith and Me. [01:23.27]For a home the man provides, [01:26.71]A cottage built for two, [01:30.24]We'll check the small town classifieds, [01:34.16]Variety won't do. [01:37.47]Then we'll move to mainstream USA [01:41.88]And sign the deed of trust, [01:45.35]The mailbox at our hideaway, [01:49.09]Will tell the whole wide world that we're just, [01:58.21]Merely the folks next door, [02:01.97]People who use their kitchen each night, [02:05.18]And never been in Toots Shor, [02:09.43]Yeah, [02:13.01]For as far as the eye can see, there's [02:29.55]No early calls, [02:31.24]No big premieres, [02:33.07]No less romantic theme, [02:36.91]We'll spend the nights, [02:38.96]Making our own, [02:40.72]Little league baseball team, [02:50.33]We're no one you've ever seen, [02:53.74]Movie stars don't live anywhere here, [02:57.63]Except on the local drive-in screen, [03:02.57]I'd gladly disappear, [03:05.88]If it might guarantee a of,view [03:16.50]Smith and You.