Women Lose Weight-Morcheeba

[00:00.000] 作词 : Godfrey, Godfrey, Skye ... [00:00.55]what a surprise
多惊喜 [00:01.58]open your eyes
睁大你的眼睛 [00:03.01]woman advisor
女性顾问 [00:04.66]the name of this entertainement is
今天的娱乐节目名字叫 [00:05.95]women lose weight
《女人减肥》 [00:07.28]our first years of mariage everything was just great
新婚燕尔，一切是那么美好 [00:09.94]but after two kids
但自从有了两个小孩 [00:11.10]and a weight gain factor
体重渐渐上涨 [00:12.49]the fact is [00:13.49]now shes completely unattractive
她已逝去魅力 [00:15.13]look fat chicks
看着就像小胖鸡 [00:16.50]i dont mean to sound rude
我不想这么尖酸 [00:17.49]i tell her nice hit the gym
我婉转建议她去健身房 [00:18.74]and dont eat so much food
别吃那么多 [00:20.07]but no
但是她说 [00:20.99]your shallow
你真肤浅 [00:21.82]you need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth
你应该无条件爱我 [00:25.60]but how if desires is not there
但如果欲望不再 [00:27.14]thats just a lamon
只剩下悲伤（lament） [00:27.98]divorces, child support alamony payments
离婚、抚养费、赡养费 （alimony payments） [00:30.50]my unhappiness i doubt discourage
我对我的不幸深表怀疑 [00:32.99]so hurry for an easier way out of this marriage
想快点逃离这场婚姻 [00:35.98]meanwhile my secretary june well groomed
我的漂亮秘书June问我 [00:38.14]when you gonna leave your wife
“你什么时候跟你妻子摊牌” [00:39.43]i tell her soon mommy soon i assume
我告诉她“快了快了 [00:41.05]or my destiny is blue
不然我过的太惨了” [00:43.33]intrest only
有趣的是 [00:44.54]the only thing left for me to do is to kill her
现在我唯一能做的就是杀了我妻子 [00:46.57]what a surprise
多惊喜 [00:47.86]open your eyes
睁大你的眼睛 [00:49.14]woman advisor
女性顾问 [00:50.73]im gonna have to kill her
我就要去杀她了 [00:51.97]cause theres lots which imposes divorces
只为了顺理成章的离婚 [00:54.75]send her ass right to the morgue
把她送到停尸房 [00:56.58]kill her
做掉她 [00:57.38]what a surprise
多惊喜 [00:58.28]open your eyes
睁大你的眼睛 [00:59.53]woman advisor
女性顾问 [01:00.91]im gonna have to kill her
我就要去杀她了 [01:02.19]cause theres lots which imposes divorces
只为了顺理成章的离婚 [01:05.05]send her ass right to the morgue
把她送到停尸房 [01:06.67]my place against all shanagans
我的计划或者说是恶作剧 [01:08.90]kinda rammed in
还有些不成熟 [01:09.27]knowin nothing about poison
对下毒一无所知 [01:10.46]and i cant swim
也不会游泳 [01:11.66]bad intentions pumpin
坏念头多了起来 [01:12.91]might as well become a nun
渐渐变得麻木 [01:14.11]cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong
割开她的肺或者来一次抢劫 [01:16.68]what the catch is do i have the nerve to dispatch this
问题是我能把这任务派给别人吗 [01:18.93]who could i get to help me murder this fat chick
有谁能帮我杀掉这小胖鸡 [01:22.29]guess i have to play a dude robbin on wednesday
估计周三我得做一回罗宾汉 [01:25.11]the day she usually goes food shopping
那天她回去采购食物 [01:27.40]anyway long story short hit the side of her chrysler
无论如何，长话短说吧，我击中了她那辆克莱斯勒 [01:29.77]sent her clean over the divider
把她逼到边缘 [01:32.31]"you bastard" she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill
“你这混蛋”她说这这句话和残骸一起滚下山 [01:36.34]i thought "she has to be dead"
我想她应该死了 [01:37.57]later on get a call
然后我接了个电话 [01:38.86](from a) lieutenant morgue
一个陆军中尉打来的 [01:40.11](had me) leapin like a frog
让我像个青蛙一样高兴地蹦起来 [01:41.31]we need you at the morgue
“我们需要你来停尸房一趟” [01:42.93]so i selfishly persued
为了我自私的追求 [01:45.63]"boohoo" there was nothing else for me to do i had to kill her
除了杀她，我也不能做其他的了 [01:48.45]what a surprise
多惊喜 [01:49.78]open your eyes
睁大你的眼睛 [01:51.07]woman advisor
女性顾问 [01:52.90]cmon yall know i had to kill her
拜托我也是不得不杀了她 [01:54.02]cause theres lots which imposes divorces
为了顺理成章的离婚 [01:56.72]send her ass right to the morgue
把她送到停尸房 [01:58.42]kill her
做掉她 [01:59.13]what a surprise
多惊喜 [02:00.08]open your eyes
睁大你的眼睛 [02:01.35]woman advisor
女性顾问 [02:02.83]i had to kill her
我必须做掉她 [02:04.08]cause theres lots which imposes divorces
为了顺理成章的离婚 [02:06.90]send her ass right to the morgue
把她送到停尸房 [02:08.97]so you mean to tell me officer you dont have no clue who did this hit and run
“所以警官，你们没有凶手的任何线索？” [02:11.34]no sir we dont have no clues right now
“是的先生，现在我们还没有任何头绪” [02:14.25]this is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids?
“这太糟糕了，我该怎么跟孩子讲” [02:15.12]pull yourself together sir
“您要振作一点，先生” [02:18.19]im so broken up inside i just cant believe this
“我已心如死灰了，太不能接受了” [02:20.76]i understand, i understand
“我们理解的” [02:23.63]catch the person who did this
“请你们一定要抓住凶手” [02:25.45]were gonna try sir
“我们会的，先生” [02:26.87]please
“求你们了” [02:28.94]screamin "who done took my heart" like i was shooken up a lot
我尖叫着“谁带走了我最亲爱的人”，装着浑身颤抖 [02:31.43]at the funeral though everyone was lookin at me odd like i did it
葬礼上人人都奇怪的盯着我，就像知道是我做的一样 [02:34.09]like i was the reason my mates slain murmuring
好像我就是我妻子被谋杀的原因 [02:36.96]"i heard he was displeased with her weight gain"
“我听说他一直对她变胖不满呐” [02:39.70]while my secretary sort of a ***y blonde cant cook
我的性感金发秘书并不会做饭 [02:42.65]all she does is order from restaurants
她只会点外卖 [02:44.43]all of the *** she wants
她的性需求我都能满足 [02:46.56]i doubt could have dressed, clothes not washed proper and house look a mess and
成堆的衣服不洗，房间乱的像猪窝 [02:49.41]talkin to detectives that was waitin outside
和等在屋外的侦探交谈 [02:51.90]how i took a long lunch break day the wife died
自从妻子死后我过的多心酸 [02:54.60]i done then turned pail
我脸色变得苍白（darn near turn pale） [02:56.14]and because of betrayal they indited me, gave me an impossible bail
因为他们要起诉我，给我一个根本给不起的保释金 [02:59.33]good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent
欣赏原始帐篷的人运气好 [03:02.28]moral of the story is
这个故事寓意就是 [03:03.61]desire is important
欲望非常重要 [03:05.01]so watch your weight
所以注意体重 [03:06.27]itll keep you mate smitten its a given
保持对另一半的吸引力 [03:07.56]though looking back i realised i didnt have to kill her
当我回想，其实我没必要杀她 [03:10.71]what a surprise
多惊喜 [03:11.95]open your eyes
睁大你的眼睛 [03:13.32]woman advisor
女性顾问 [03:14.79]i didnt have to kill her
我没必要杀她的 [03:15.83]cause theres lots which imposes divorces
为了顺理成章的离婚 [03:18.85]send her ass right to the morgue
把她送到停尸房 [03:20.38]i killed her
做掉了她 [03:21.52]what a surprise
多惊喜 [03:22.34]open your eyes
睁大你的眼睛 [03:23.57]woman advisor
女性顾问 [03:25.12]i didnt have to kill her
我没必要杀她 [03:26.33]cause theres lots which imposes divorces
为了顺理成章的离婚 [03:29.11]send her ass right to the morgue
把她送到停尸房 [03:31.15]well there you have it
好了，现在你该明白 [03:33.02]keep thin trim
保持身材 [03:34.89]keep your mariage healthy
维持你的婚姻健康 [03:36.22]do you know what i mean?
你懂我想说什么吧？ [03:37.34]small message from morcheeba and slick rick the ruler
这是来自Morcheeeba和Slick Rick的小小忠告