A Cup of Coffee-Julian Moon

[00:00.00]1,2,3,41,2,3,4 [00:12.61]Woah, slow down
诶呀，你老人家慢一点 [00:15.17]Take it easy
放轻松 [00:16.95]There's a long line behind you
后面那还有一堆的人呢 [00:18.78]Lower your voice please
憋在这瞎嚷嚷 [00:21.51]I know it's my job to make it the way you want it
我知道我的工作是满足您老人家的一切需要 [00:26.07]Like a raspberry mocha
比如一杯覆盆子摩卡 [00:28.26]Or a caffe macchiato
或者是一杯玛奇朵 [00:30.35]Or a non-fat one-pump latte with two added shots of espresso
又或者是一杯脱脂，one-pump的多加两勺浓咖啡的拿铁 [00:36.34]Relax and put it in perspective
请您老人家用用自己尊贵的大脑思考一下 [00:40.41]I mean really
真的，脑子是好的，我希望每个人都有 [00:42.63]It's just a ******* cup of coffee, lady
这他妈只是一杯咖啡，我尊贵的女士 [00:47.08]Is it really gonna break your day
难道这他妈就能废了你一整天？ [00:49.45]If it's not exactly your way
就因为这杯咖啡不够你眼中的fashion？ [00:51.73]It's just a ******* cup of coffee, lady
这他妈真的真的只是一杯咖啡，我尊贵的小泼妇 [00:56.86]Get another one for free, but don't take it out on me
我可以免费再给你一杯，但请你别用你的意大利炮集火我 [01:01.56]It's just a ******* cup of coffee
这他妈真的只不过是一杯咖啡 [01:08.84]Hey, OK
呦，你行啊 [01:11.10]I get you're really pissed
我懂，你气都快要炸裂了 [01:13.18]But you're overreacting
但你真的像个神经病一样的小题大做 [01:16.01]Being ridiculous
可笑 [01:18.10]Said:"a little too much of this"
不停地说：“多放点这个” [01:20.33]Or "not quite enough of that"
或者是“那个放的不够多” [01:23.05]Is it too hot to sip it?
难道它真的是烫得你嘴都坏了？ [01:25.51]Is it not non-fat?
难道就因为这不是脱脂的？ [01:27.52]Did your house burn down?
你家房子着火了？ [01:28.71]Did your dog die?
你狗死了？ [01:30.04]Did you catch your husband in the act?
还是你头上长草原了？ [01:32.70]Come on, it's not the end of the world
咋了嘛，这又不是世界末日 [01:36.71]I mean, really
我真心觉得你是个辣鸡 [01:39.21]It's just a ******* cup of coffee, lady
这他妈只是一杯咖啡，我尊贵的女士 [01:43.53]Is it really gonna break your day
难道这他妈能废了你一整天？ [01:45.91]
If it's not exactly your way就因为这杯咖啡不够你的fashion？ [01:48.53]It's just a ******* cup of coffee, lady
这他妈真的真的只是一杯咖啡，我尊贵的小泼妇 [01:53.16]Get another one for free, but don't take it out on me
我可以免费再给你一杯，但请你别用你的意大利炮集火我 [01:57.96]It's just a ******* cup of coffee
这他妈真的只不过是一杯咖啡 [02:02.62]I wish I could punch you in the face
我真希望我可以把你美丽的小脸揍开花 [02:07.22]But I can't
但我他妈不能 [02:10.94]I wish I could stand up on this counter and rant
我希望我可以站到柜台上然后狠狠地爆粗口 [02:15.54]But I can't
但我他妈不能 [02:20.01]Instead I have to say
好气哦但是我还要保持微笑说 [02:22.25]"Have a nice day!"“
祝您有美好的一天！” [02:26.36]But by the way
但是，我再给您一些温馨提示 [02:31.48]It's just a ******* cup of coffee, lady
这他妈只是一杯咖啡，我尊贵的女士 [02:36.34]Is it really gonna break your day
难道这能废了你一整天？ [02:38.60]If it's not exactly your way
就因为这杯咖啡不是你的范儿？ [02:40.90]It's just a ******* cup of coffee, lady
这他妈真的真的只是一杯咖啡，我尊贵的女士 [02:45.27]Get another one for free, but don't take it out on me
我可以免费再给你一杯，但请你别用你的意大利炮集火我 [02:50.41]It's just a ******* cup of coffee
这他妈真的只不过是一杯咖啡 [02:54.67]Oh it's just a ******* cup of coffee.
这他妈真的只不过是一杯咖啡