Invasion of the Flat Booty *****es-Too $hort

[00:00.00] 作词 : Bralower, Glassman, Moore ... [00:03.45]Baby, check this out [00:06.72]Yea you [00:08.37]I wanna ask you a question [00:10.77]Where is yo ass? [00:11.76]Babby, what happened? [00:26.73]A ****** like me I know what's up [00:28.50]I want a nasty ************ with alotta butt [00:31.05]If I can't find one anywhere [00:33.60]It turns my dreams to nigh******ares [00:36.15]Baby right there ain't got no ass [00:38.55]But she's OK if she's got cash [00:43.98]Invasion of the Flat Booty ************ [00:45.93]I'll tell you 'bout a day that I had [00:48.15]Seen nothin but ************ with no ass [00:50.82]I woke up early feelin shabby [00:53.40]Got juiced up with a big fat Cabby [00:55.53]Cuz every morning you know I have [00:58.23]A big fat Cabby and a nice hot bath [01:00.42]Just soakin, smokin, Sir Too Short [01:03.06]Thinkin about the day before [01:05.49]Thirty minutes after I woke out [01:07.89]I pulled a freak and took her to the house [01:10.20]She was Eleve Young, with alotta butt [01:12.57]She sucked my ************ and then we ****** [01:15.09]That good tight ************, I wouldn't pass [01:17.61]A light-skinned freak with so much ass [01:20.07]At 1 P.M. I was ****** away [01:22.35]I wanna do the same thing again today [01:26.16]I want ************, ************, and more ************ [01:28.05]Invasion of the Flat Booty ************ [01:29.97]The day my story made itself [01:32.19]Every ************ I saw was flat as hell [01:34.80]I told myself I must need glasses [01:38.19]Where's them ************ with the big brown asses [01:39.72]Me and my group just wanna be tough [01:42.27]Freak two ************ then switch 'em up [01:44.46]It was 3:35, the strip was lit [01:47.19]Every two blocks I seen a ************ [01:49.41]But that ain't nuthin but a cat [01:52.02]None of them ************ didn't have no ass [01:54.54]Wait on the bus, some was walkin [01:56.70]Me and my homie just started talkin [01:59.49]I said, oh, she looks good [02:01.68]He said that ass is flat as wood [02:03.96]I said what about Vicky in the black [02:06.81]He said, Short, she's all that [02:12.12]Invasion of the Flat Booty ************ [02:15.45]The Invasion was on.. [02:19.02]Every single day of the week [02:21.24]For every ****** livin there's a freak [02:23.73]If you've got game and a bed [02:26.07]Why not get ****** and get some head [02:28.59]Cuz ************ all over wanna get worked [02:31.14]I just need one with alotta turf [02:33.33]Me and my homie, rollin and smokin [02:36.12]Flat booty ************ took over Oakland [02:38.52]I told my homie, I hate to say [02:40.77]All the ************ with booties stayed home today [02:43.32]And he said Short, what now? [02:45.54]Put the pedal to the metal and hit the B-Town [02:48.30]I thought them ************ out there was fine [02:50.46]But the invasion was on and it ****** my mind [02:56.19]Invasion of the Flat Booty ************ [02:58.11]We hit the B-Town like Oakland flares [03:00.45]I knew it, ************ was everywhere [03:02.85]The first one had ************ so fat [03:05.34]But that don't work, her ass was flat [03:07.77]The second ************ was flat too [03:10.32]I capped on her like a mother****** fool [03:12.57]I said be-atch, I know I'm cappin [03:15.24]Where's your ass, baby what happened [03:17.58]She turned around and capped on me [03:19.86]She said, ****** you ******, where's your teeth [03:22.53]I damn near fell jumpin out the car [03:24.84]But I slapped that ************, and slapped her hard [03:27.30]My homie said Short we gots to cut [03:29.67]But I was kickin that ************ and her big flat butt [03:32.34]I kicked her ass, got in the ride [03:34.83]Looked at the ************ and said bye bye [03:40.29]Invasion of the Flat Booty ************ [03:44.79]The invasion was on.. [03:46.95]We parked the car and took a walk [03:49.41]I saw another ************ and I had to talk [03:51.69]I said baby, baby, baby come here [03:54.45]Yea you baby with your long long hair [03:56.91]Baby came over from across the street [03:59.13]She was standin on the corner just talkin to me [04:01.59]I was spittin the game but I talked to fast [04:04.05]Cuz I didn't even notice that big flat ass [04:07.56]************t, and I was ready to go [04:08.85]We was rollin back to the O [04:11.49]I told that ************ I changed my mind [04:13.89]She looked at me and she said why? [04:16.17]I said I'm Sir Too Short, the Oakland player [04:18.60]I'm not one of them ******s who don't care [04:21.45]It's no thang to do my duty [04:23.76]But not with you and yo flat booty [04:25.98]Flat ain't the date superstar [04:28.47]I could see if you was white, but your black as tar [04:34.05]Invasion of the Flat Booty ************ [04:35.88]In the Berkeley temp, what did we find? [04:38.43]Freak after freak with no behind [04:40.89]One long day, I never got in [04:43.29]I'm glad that ************t never happened again [04:46.38]Invasion of the Flat Booty ************ [04:48.36]Damn, I must be dreamin [04:50.40]Invasion of the Flat Booty ************ [04:53.16]Wake me up 'fore I start screamin [04:54.81]Invasion of the Flat Booty ************ [04:55.59]What's this world comin to? [04:56.16]Invasion of the Flat Booty ************ [04:58.11]Where's your ass, what happened to you? [05:01.29]Invasion of the Flat Booty ************ [05:02.43]The invasion is on...