We Will All Go Together When We Go-Tom Lehrer

[00:00.000] 作曲 : Lehrer [00:07.000]When you attend a funeral,
你要是参加追悼会 [00:10.000]It is sad to think that sooner or
一想起来就心碎 [00:13.000]Later those you love will do the same for you.
亲友早晚要为你流泪 [00:19.000]And you may have thought it tragic,
一辈子实在太悲哀 [00:22.000]Not to mention other adjec-
迟早你都要歇菜 [00:24.000]Tives, to think of all the weeping they will do.
别人终究要将你缅怀 [00:27.000]But don't you worry.
不过莫要担心 [00:29.000]No more ashes, no more sackcloth.
就让骨灰撒进风中 [00:31.000]And an armband made of black cloth
麻布丧服无影无踪 [00:33.000]Will some day never more adorn a sleeve.
黑布袖章尤其都是一场空 [00:38.000]For if the bomb that drops on you
只要炸弹当空坠落 [00:41.000]Gets your friends and neighbors too,
街坊四邻外加你我 [00:46.000]There'll be nobody left behind to grieve.
自然不会有人再难过 [00:50.000]And we will all go together when we go.
要完不妨大家一起完 [00:55.000]What a comforting fact that is to know.
您说这话听得心里多舒坦 [00:59.000]Universal bereavement,
全球共赴西天 [01:01.000]An inspiring achievement,
多么美妙壮观 [01:03.000]Yes, we all will go together when we go.
没错要完不妨大家一起完 [01:07.000]We will all go together when we go.
要亡不妨大家一起亡 [01:11.000]All suffuse with an incandescent glow.
从头到脚辐射照得亮堂堂 [01:15.000]No one will have the endurance
保险这下全白费 [01:18.000]To collect on his insurance,
只管交钱不管赔 [01:20.000]Lloyd's of london will be loaded when they go.
保险公司肯定数钱数得忙 [01:24.000]Oh we will all fry together when we fry.
要炸不妨大家一起炸 [01:28.000]We'll be french fried potatoes by and by.
统统炸成薯条全都笑哈哈 [01:32.000]There will be no more misery
世界变成大烤箱 [01:34.000]When the world is our rotisserie,
忧愁烦恼一扫光 [01:36.000]Yes, we will all fry together when we fry.
要炸不妨大家一起炸 [01:40.000]Down by the old maelstrom,
蘑菇祥云朵朵升天 [01:47.000]There'll be a storm before the calm.
大治之前必有大乱 [01:53.000]And we will all bake together when we bake.
要烤不妨大家一起烤 [01:58.000]There'll be nobody present at the wake.
反正烤完以后谁也活不了 [02:02.000]With complete participation
参加集体火化 [02:04.000]In that grand incineration,
谁都不能落下 [02:06.000]Nearly three billion hunks of well-done steak.
三十亿块烤肉滋味真正好 [02:10.000]Oh we will all char together when we char.
要糊不妨大家一起糊 [02:14.000]And let there be no moaning of the bar.
好在谁也不用自个偷偷哭 [02:18.000]Just sing out a te deum
真理正义从天降 [02:20.000]When you see that i.c.b.m.,
唱个小曲心欢畅 [02:23.000]And the party will be "come as you are."
先来后到反正谁也不在乎 [02:27.000]Oh we will all burn together when we burn.
要烧不妨大家一起烧 [02:30.000]There'll be no need to stand and wait your turn.
不必排队等待不必好心焦 [02:35.000]When it's time for the fallout
辐射粉尘从天降 [02:37.000]And saint peter calls us all out,
天堂大门早开放 [02:39.000]We'll just drop our agendas and adjourn.
人间俗事统统全都脑后抛 [02:44.000]You will all go directly to your respective valhallas.
东西南北各奔极乐世界 [02:49.000]Go directly, do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dolla's.
直走别停不要路边留恋 [02:55.000]And we will all go together when we go.
要完不妨大家一起完 [03:00.000]Ev'ry hottenhot and ev'ry eskimo.
管你是霍屯督人还是爱斯基摩人 [03:04.000]When the air becomes uranious,
等到铀料充满空气 [03:08.000]And we will all go simultaneous.
等到我们全都咽气 [03:11.000]Yes we all will go together
要完不妨大家一起 [03:13.000]When we all go together,
要完不妨大家一起 [03:15.000]Yes we all will go together when we go.
要完不妨大家一起完