Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)-SpongeBob Squarepants

[00:01.20]Ahoy everybody! SpongeBob here!
啊嗬，大家好啊！我是海绵宝宝！ [00:04.15]Christmas needs presents and mistletoe, sharing and caring
圣诞节需要礼物和装饰，分享和关心 [00:08.80]So during this most festive season, please, don't be a jerk
在这欢乐节日里，别做个傻瓜 [00:15.20]Bring joy to the world, it's the thing to do
世界需要欢声笑语 [00:18.80]But the world does not revolve around you
但地球并不绕你而转 [00:21.50]Don't be a jerk
别犯傻了 [00:26.18]It's Christmas
今天是圣诞节 [00:29.80]There's a sign above the line that says \"Express\"
看那标牌上写着“表现” [00:32.92]That means ten items or less
那就意味着该做点什么了 [00:35.92]Don't be a jerk
别犯傻了 [00:40.50]It's Christmas
今天可是圣诞节 [00:44.10]Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too
善待婴孩、动物与长者 [00:47.92]Cuz that's how you'd like them to treat you
因为你我深知投桃报李 [00:51.95]Use turn signals, don't screen my calls
打开转向灯，不要挂我电话 [00:54.87]Don't you wreck my house when you deck the halls
装饰门厅时也不要捣毁我的家 [01:00.40]Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe
别吐口香糖在我脚下 [01:03.93]Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube
挤牙膏也要从尾部出发 [01:06.75]Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
别犯傻了别犯傻了 [01:11.25]It's Christmas
今天可是圣诞节 [01:13.90]It's Christmas！
今天可是圣诞节！ [01:22.02]
Hhhhhh(笑……） [01:29.10]When others are talking never interrupt
别人说话不要插嘴 [01:32.70]Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up
奚落嘲讽也不应该；更不要用完马桶再提起座圈 [01:36.43]It's the time for family and holly and turkey
今天是家人、圣诞树与火鸡的节日 [01:40.42]Tis the season to be jolly not jerky (jolly not jerky)
是欢乐时光而非傻蛋节（享受愉悦别犯傻） [01:45.62]Don't dig in the cereal box for goodness sakes
无论如何也别伸手进麦片盒 [01:49.20]Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes
以防你挑走美味只留予我残渣 [01:51.48]Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
别犯傻了别犯傻了 [01:56.35]It's Christmas
今天可是圣诞节 [01:59.95]Santa brought nearly every gift on your list
圣诞老人会满足你所有愿望 [02:03.59]Why whine about the one that he missed?
一分疏漏又有何妨 [02:05.95]Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
别犯傻了别犯傻了 [02:10.65]It's Christmas
今天可是圣诞节 [02:12.48]It's Christmas！
今天可是圣诞节！ [02:13.75]Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
别犯傻了别犯傻了 [02:17.68]It's Christmas
今天可是圣诞节 [02:20.53]Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
别犯傻了别犯傻了 [02:25.12]It's Christmas
今天可是圣诞节