Ripped Pants-SpongeBob Squarepants

[00:00.00]I thought that I had everybody on my side
我以为大家都站在我这边 [00:04.15]But I went and blew it all sky high
所以鼻子翘上了天 [00:08.25]And now she won't even spare a passing glance
现在她都懒得瞅我一眼 [00:12.51]All just because I ripped my pants
所有的这一切都因为，我撕破了裤子 [00:16.26]When big Larry came 'round just to put him down
当龙虾拉里把他放倒 [00:19.96]Spongebob turned into a clown
海绵宝宝却借此出洋相 [00:23.73]And no girl ever wants to dance
事实上没一个姑娘能看上 [00:27.29]With a fool who went and ripped his pants
一个撕破了裤子的傻蛋 [00:31.71]I know I shouldn't mock around, I shouldn't curse
我知道我不该到处出丑，不该乱讲 [00:35.31]But the pain feels so much worse
现在我感觉好糟 [00:39.43]'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun
没完没了的犯傻会讨人嫌 [00:44.07]Then a burn from the sun or sand in your buns
何况我的屁股被晒伤，还沾上了沙子 [00:51.19]Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget
现在我懂得了一个道理 [00:54.89]So listen and you won't regret
听着，希望你不会犯同样的错误 [00:58.63]Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance
做你自己，不要卖傻 [01:02.38]And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants
那么你就不会到头来只是一个撕破裤子的傻蛋