Let's Eat (feat. Xperience)-Vadim Sakharov

[00:00.00] [00:08.38]I woke up, threw some sweat pants on [00:10.78]Then I fed my cat and I walked to the mini mart [00:13.42]And I really want a donut, shouldn't get a donut [00:16.18]Bought a donut, ****** it man it's really hard [00:17.83]Supposed to be on a diet, I wanna be like Ryan [00:21.51]He lost thirty pounds on that paleo [00:24.45]But ****** it man I love fried ************t [00:26.35]I was gonna get skinny for the summer [00:28.23]I was gonna start doing my crunches [00:31.21]But looking down at my stomach [00:32.63]I'mma go to the beach, but I'm not taking my ************rt off in public [00:35.51]My girl shaped like a bottle of Coke [00:37.55]Me? I'm shaped like a bottle of nope [00:39.72]I'd like to order a hot dog, some bon bons [00:42.47]A large soda, and some tacos to go [00:44.38]I never knew what a carbohydrate was [00:48.63]Turns out that it's all the snacks I love [00:52.38]I wanna be like Hugh Jackman, you know jacked man [00:56.38]With a really huge package [00:58.15]I wanna be the 2015 Batman [01:00.32]And send Ben Affleck packing [01:02.52]If you ain't gonna treat Jennifer Garner right [01:05.05]You don't deserve to have that [01:06.90]You better pass that to the homie Matt Damon [01:09.04]He eat the booty like Pac Man [01:12.54]You know I feel good about this place [01:14.64]You know I feel good about this steak [01:16.94]You know I feel good about this shake [01:19.02]You know I feel good about these plates [01:21.42]You know I feel good about these crepes [01:23.50]You know I feel good about this cake [01:25.86]You know I just love how it tastes [01:28.03]I'm not gonna wait, I'm not tripping about my weight, no [01:31.12]Happy New Years [01:33.38]Everybody got a resolution [01:35.14]But the next day, we forget about it never do 'em [01:39.92]I went to the gym and got a member************p [01:43.95]Five minutes on the treadmill and I never lift [01:48.27]That was four years ago I should probably cancel this [01:52.82]But they tell me I gotta do it in person, ain't that a ************? [01:57.21]But tomorrow though, I'mma get fit [01:59.50]Get me a fuel band and a fit-bit [02:01.91]Get me some workout shoes, and a bench press [02:04.01]Some mulu lemons and a french press [02:06.29]I'mma finally focus do some private yoga [02:08.40]Exercise my shoulders, I'mma hide the donuts [02:10.73]Realign my posture, no time for sofas [02:13.24]I'm finally sober no lime Coronas [02:15.89]But again, that's tomorrow [02:17.80]And today man I gotta go big cause it's my last day [02:20.90]Before I lose that weight, I gotta get one last plate and go big [02:24.25]I ate all night, Kool-Aid on ice [02:26.64]I woke up and I felt like ************t [02:28.33]And I said, "you know what, man ****** it [02:30.65]I should probably start on Monday instead" [02:33.14]Mother****** let's eat [02:33.68]You know I feel good about this place [02:35.04]You know I feel good about this steak [02:37.44]You know I feel good about this shake [02:39.53]You know I feel good about these plates [02:41.78]You know I feel good about these crepes [02:44.12]You know I feel good about this cake [02:46.15]You know I just love how it tastes [02:48.47]I'm not gonna wait, I'm not tripping about my weight, no