Tell Me Lies About Manchester-Cabbage

[00:19.780] I’m Jon The Postman’s nephew [00:24.112] And Steven Hanley’s niece [00:28.297] And I’m a secret special agent [00:33.320] With the Levenshulme Police [00:37.112] [00:37.732] Shaun Ryder is my cousin [00:43.074] Rowetta rubs my feet [00:46.812] And my dad built Abergaldie’s [00:51.427] The cat food was mine to eat [00:55.440] [00:56.591] So stick my legs in Joe Bloggs flares [01:01.107] And tell me lies about Manchester [01:05.322] Oh tell me lies about Manchester [01:11.027] [01:29.151] I once saw the Sex Pistols [01:33.487] At the Lesser Free Trade Hall [01:37.466] I don’t think much to the Gallagher songs [01:42.843] I could have wrote them all [01:45.631] [01:46.860] I’ve had a pint with every person [01:51.581] Who’s ever played in The Fall [01:56.589] And I’ve had numerous trials for City [02:00.736] ‘Cos I am mega on the ball [02:04.610] [02:05.760] So fill my ears with a Haçienda classic [02:10.454] Stick my legs in Joe Bloggs Flares [02:15.544] And tell me lies about Manchester [02:19.264] Oh tell me lies about Manchester [03:00.680] John Henshaw is my role model [03:05.346] I’ve looked for Eric twice [03:09.798] And I give money to the homeless [03:14.751] Which I get back through bags of spice [03:17.475] [03:19.396] I wrote the Manifesto [03:23.858] In Chetham’s with Karl Marx [03:27.926] And my bulldog has had a shih tzu, yeah [03:33.059] In every single park [03:37.288] [03:37.962] So coat my eyes in Voodoo Rays [03:42.400] Fill my ears with a Haçienda classic [03:47.484] Stick my legs in Joe Bloggs flares [03:51.689] And tell me lies about Manchester [03:56.280] Oh tell me lies about Manchester [04:00.679] [04:37.813] So I stop and click my fingers [04:42.176] When things are going well [04:46.504] I've been backstage at the Apollo [04:51.190] The tales that I could tell [04:56.023] I get the best designer clobber dead cheap at Cheetham Hill [05:04.792] The Piccadilly Rats are the ones who created the ecstasy pill [05:13.579] [05:14.474] So fill my nose with Albanian whiff [05:19.392] Coat my eyes in Voodoo Rays [05:23.872] Fill my ears with a Hacienda classic [05:28.662] Stick my legs in Joe Bloggs flares and tell me lies about Manchester