'75: My Mama Ain't-The Magnetic Fields

[00:19.17]My mama ain't no madam [00:22.39]Massage is all they do [00:25.57]Law troubles, sure, she's had 'em [00:28.74]Been stopped for speeding too [00:35.42]She says she ain't no hippy [00:38.35]I guess beatnik's the word [00:41.60]She says the world is trippy [00:44.81]Enough, drugs are absurd [00:51.54]She was an English teacher [00:54.54]Her Master's was in Ed [00:57.78]But she taught Harriet Beecher [01:00.92]Stowe and got fir-ed [01:07.79]My mama ain't no loony [01:10.61]But she likes joining cults [01:13.94]She could've been a Moonie [01:17.05]With similar results [01:23.71]She gave away her monies [01:26.82]And all our furnishings [01:30.00]To benefit the bunnies [01:33.21]And all sentient beings [01:39.87]She flirted once with yoga [01:42.85]We stayed on an ashram [01:46.21]The guru wore a toga - in Saratoga! [01:51.95]We chanted Bhaja govindam [01:56.47]My mama ain't no nudist [01:59.38]Except around the pool [02:02.62]She's a Tibetan Buddhist [02:05.66]Like Catholic only cool [02:12.62]Now Mama's going Vedanta [02:15.56]A similar belief [02:18.70]Her friends look more like Santa [02:21.80]And much less like Gurdjieff [02:28.59]My Mom's a little flaky [02:31.64]Believes in everything [02:34.63]From auras to zen reiki [02:38.10]Except crystal healing [02:42.50]She draws the line at crystal healing