'85: Why I Am Not a Teenager-The Magnetic Fields

[00:21.04]You won't pluck a robot [00:23.30]Making diddly-squat [00:25.01]This is why I am not a teenager [00:29.38]They all talk down to you [00:31.39]Like they know what to do [00:33.26]Are they trying to screw up your life? [00:37.76]Since they already blew their own [00:46.36]But when I grow up [00:48.65]I'm going to run [00:50.48]My own planetarium [00:54.89]I'll make the shows [00:56.58]All on my own [00:58.77]The world will flock to see 'em [01:06.77]All that money they got [01:08.95]They don't give you a shot [01:10.61]This is why I am not a teenager [01:14.65]When you never get paid [01:16.63]And you never get laid [01:18.89]And you're full of these stupid hormones [01:23.10]And just then they come out with AIDS [01:32.36]But when I grow up [01:34.18]I'm going to be [01:36.10]An underground film maker [01:40.31]I'll have my own [01:42.29]Backlot somewhere [01:44.48]On my own half an acre [01:52.10]So they piss on your dreams [01:54.09]Then they muzzle your screams [01:56.13]This is why I am not a teenager [02:00.28]Making ice cream on drugs [02:02.41]Shoveling horse products [02:04.39]Washing dishes and making popcorn [02:08.82]Toilets, oh the indignity! [02:18.44]Piss on your dreams [02:20.24]Muzzle your screams [02:22.24]Why I am not a teenager [02:26.26]Piss on your dreams [02:28.38]Muzzle your screams [02:38.69]Piss on your dreams [02:40.88]Muzzle your screams [02:43.05]Why I am not a teenager [02:47.01]Piss on your dreams [02:49.31]Muzzle your screams