Be A Clown-Peter Polycarpou/Kevin Kline/Chorus

[00:00.00]Be A Clown （Album Version）-Kevin Kline/Peter Polycarpou and Chorus/Chorus [00:00.851]Written by ：Cole Porter [00:02.471]I'll remember forever [00:04.30]When I was but three [00:06.50]Mama who was clever [00:08.270]Remarking to me [00:10.10]If son when you're grown up [00:11.870]You want ev'rything nice [00:14.750]I've got your future sewn up [00:16.640]If you take this advice [00:20.190]Be a clown be a clown [00:23.850]All the world loves a clown [00:27.130]Act a fool play the calf [00:30.460]And you'll always have the last laugh [00:33.820]Wear the cap and the bells [00:37.20]And you'll rate with all the great swells [00:40.660]If you become a doctor folks'll face you with dread [00:43.900]If you become a dentist they'll be glad when you're dead [00:47.218]You'll get a bigger hand if you can stand on your head [00:50.328]Be a clown be a clown be a clown [00:53.527]Be a clown be a clown [00:56.917]All the world loves a clown [01:00.47]Show 'em tricks tell 'em jokes [01:03.467]And you'll only stop with top folks [01:06.857]Be a crack jackanapes [01:10.226]And they'll imitate you like apes [01:13.476]Why be a great composer with your rent in arrears [01:16.985]Why be a major poet and you'll owe it for years [01:20.135]When crowds'll pay to giggle if you wiggle your ears [01:23.455]Be a clown be a clown be a clown [01:31.795]Be a clown be a clown [01:35.85]All the world loves a clown [01:38.365]If you just make 'em roar [01:41.545]Watch your mountebank account soar [01:45.15]Wear a painted mustache [01:48.245]And you're sure to make a big splash [01:51.525]A college education I should never propose [01:55.125]A bachelor's degree won't even keep you in clo'es [01:58.415]But millions you will win if you can spin on your nose [02:01.495]Be a clown be a clown be a clown [02:13.151]Give 'em quips give 'em fun [02:16.401]And they'll pay to say you're a1 [02:19.690]If you become a farmer you've the weather to buck [02:23.20]If you become a gambler you'll be stuck with your luck [02:26.430]But jack you'll never lack if you can quack like a duck [02:32.750]Be a clown be a clown be a clown