Princess Rap Battle: KATNISS vs. HERMIONE-Whitney Avalon/Vadim Sakharov

[00:09.985]K：I'm Katniss and I can't miss, I'm the fastest, you can't catch this
我是凯妮丝 百发百中 同时速度快到你无法赶上 [00:12.535]Make a last wish gonna need three cannons for this hat trick
快说遗言吧 只需要三炮就可以完成这次帽子戏法 [00:15.176]So sick of your schtick, all I do is win, you nitpick
你简直是过于弱小 我轻轻松松就赢了你 [00:17.841]That's why I'm the hero and you're just a sidekick
这就是为何我是整部电影的女主角 而你却是个二当家 [00:20.274]Pathetic and predictable I'm hot on your trail
你的剧情悲惨又显得老套 而我的电影赚到翻 [00:23.102]Coulda had a Viktor, but you chose ginger fail?
明明可以和维克多在一起 却偏偏选择那个红毛小子 [00:25.694]I bet with wands drawn, he's still just a yawn
我可以用“魔杖”打赌 他就是个无聊的人 [00:28.035]With performances worse than Michael Gambon
演技差到不如米歇尔 盖本 [00:30.603]Got a Nimbus up your butt? Well, let's probe deeper
天天用扫帚插**吗 那好 这次就深点 [00:33.600]Never played quidditch but you know I'm a keeper
毫无疑问我就是天才守门人 [00:36.111]You must be drunk on butterbeer, now grab a cloak and disappear
你一定是黄油啤酒喝多了才这么醉醺醺的 拿好斗篷消失掉吧 [00:38.530]Who wants to kick this witch's ass? Hmm I volunteer!
谁想踢踢这只女巫的**？嗯 我自愿报名！ [00:43.712]H：Oh, there'll be no trouble ‘cause on stage you struggle
这场饶舌赢家在这儿 我只需要看着你在台上惺惺作态 [00:46.222]I'll be charming and disarming while I waste this rubbish Muggle
我魅力迷人 随便一挥手就可以废了你 [00:48.733]I'll end this blasted skrewt, propaganda **********
宣传女表吗 我可以轻而易举的弄死你 [00:51.736]Who thinks she's so cute with her Girl Scout salute
谁还觉得她的女童子军很酷 [00:54.171]Just a tribute, can't decide which guy's sweeter
你只是个贡品而已 选个男人都打不定主意 [00:56.597]Share your bread with Gale, then stuff your mouth with Peeta
一会儿和盖尔分面包 一会儿又去和皮特亲嘴 [00:59.294]How does it help the poor to start a civil war?
为了打场内战就去假惺惺帮助穷人 [01:02.016]Your story's a bore, why don't you plagiarize more?
你的故事也太无趣了 要不再多抄袭一点 [01:04.481]It's been done before, ask Dumbledore
你的故事早就完结了 问问邓布利多去 [01:07.344]It's Battle Royale set in 1984
不就是大逃杀配上1984吗 [01:09.995]And furthermore if you're keeping score
顺便说一句 如果你们还有计分 [01:12.553]that's five more points for GRYFFINDOR!
那么多出来五分的胜利者是格兰芬多 [01:17.693]K：I'll drill this dentists' daughter here in her alma mater
我要把这个医生的女儿钉死在她母校 [01:20.157]‘bout to slaughter this otter, even Potter knows I'm hotter
杀了那只水濑 哈利波特都知道我更辣 [01:22.950]I stomp career jocks, kick your British buttocks
职业球员被我打得满地找牙 我踢踢你的英国**怎么样 [01:25.400]For this Riddle, second fiddle, you're the Watson to his Sherlock
所以这个谜语“次要位置”明显指的就是你 因为如图华生没了夏洛克就活不了 [01:28.338]Turn back the clocks, tick tock, tick tock
时光倒流 滴答滴答 [01:30.707]Odds ever in my favor ‘cause you rap like an Avox
我永远是上天的宠儿 你的饶舌如同Avox [01:33.184]Shock the mic like a wire, you'll fry and die on a pyre
像被电击的麦克风一样 你会死在熊熊烈火中 [01:35.780]‘cause you're gonna get burned by the girl on fire!
因为你将会被火焰上的女孩烧死 [01:40.988]H：On fire? Oh! Just like your dad
火吗？哦！就像你爸一样 [01:43.738]Or the hospital you visited to film a quick ad
或者你去拍小广告的那个医院？ [01:46.143]I've got the cortex to ace my su**ects
我所有功课无所不能 [01:48.964]I got that bad blood while you run with rejects
天资聪慧 无人能及 你却得饿着肚子跑 [01:51.606]These coal miner rednecks need reality checks
那些挖矿的的确需要看看 [01:54.309]You're just another pawn in the military complex
你只是个不起眼的小人物 被军方利用 [01:56.694]A fashion figurehead for the underfed
一群时尚的可怜人 [01:59.487]Brilliant, you survived! But Rue's still dead
真好 你是活下来了 可是小茹却死的好惨 [02:04.740]K：The difference between you and me is book knowledge and street smarts
你与我最大的不同就是书呆子和实战派 [02:07.371]Step to the Mockingjay you'll end up with scar marks
和我对战饶舌只能被伤得遍体鳞伤 [02:10.062]It's like you're hijacked, you're mental, delirious
你就像一个被控制的人 神经失常 [02:12.714]We find it funny, but you're dead Sirius
我们觉得这特别好笑 但是你就如同死去的小天狼星 [02:15.075]I'm the pro with a bow and the flow to overthrow
我是神箭手 百射百中 [02:17.490]Mr. Snow and his whole freaking reality show
推翻斯诺政权和他的虚假真人秀 [02:20.473]Little miss perfect, but what's truly twisted
完美小姐 你要明白 [02:22.728]On your parents' happiest day they forgot you existed
你父母最开心的那一天就是他们忘记你存在的那一天 [02:30.504]H：I bust bars like Haymitch, the smartest witch, I own this *****
我如同黑密契一样打破记录 我就是最智慧的女巫 **你要完了 [02:33.504]Hey, how are you still hungry in that beefcake sandwich?
嘿 你还饿吗？面对那么多** [02:35.746]Fraud wedding, fake baby, and your flames don't exist
婚姻是假的 孩子是假的 你的火焰也就唬住了自己 [02:38.298]So-called star-crossed lovers need a camera to kiss
没了照相机就不能亲热的悲惨情侣 [02:40.988]I sling unforgettable verses like unforgiveable curses
我说出过耳不忘的旋律如同绝不饶恕的诅咒 [02:43.912]What's worse is your universe isn't immersive
更糟糕的是你的世界也是杜撰的 [02:46.551]Your glory's only temporary, your country is a mortuary
你的荣誉晒晒就没 你的**也早就横尸遍野 [02:49.202]Next on your itinerary: Kill yourself, eat the berries
下次再去巡回的时候记得吃点毒浆果**吧 [02:54.455]