Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney

[00:00.00]Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney -Epic Rap Battles of History [00:13.650]I'm not gonna let this battle be dictated by facts [00:16.479]I'm rich I got fat stacks and super pacs [00:19.889]We all know what went down in that 2008election [00:23.249]You're a decent politician with a winning complexion [00:26.559]You're all barack and no bite [00:28.19]Been no change and we're all still hoping [00:29.939]That you'll shut your mouth [00:31.149]But like guantanamo bay they're both open [00:32.968]You're from the windy city [00:34.398]Where you're looking pretty with your blowhards [00:36.387]But come january you'll be left evicted and with no job [00:40.347]Raw rhymes stronger than my jaw line when I spit a phrase [00:43.197]Knocking you harder than front doors in my old mission days [00:46.757]You see this silver spoon [00:47.987]This dug mass out of debt [00:49.697]Took you four years to drop unemployment down below 8 [00:53.26]You feel that barry you're old news everyone's having doubts [00:56.206]And your rhymes are as weak as this economy that you've done nothing about [00:59.546]Call me a vicious businessman cause romney's stealing this race [01:02.945]I'll go bain capital on your donkey a**restructure your face [01:06.04]They say your father was a great man you must be what's left [01:09.494]Need to stop hatin'on gays let 'em teach you how to dress [01:13.241]You've got the momma jeans and a mister fantastic face [01:16.641]So rich and white it's like I'm running against a cheesecake [01:20.460]Republicans need a puppet and you fit [01:23.119]Got their hands so far up your rear call you mitt [01:26.517]I'm the head of state you're like a head of cabbage [01:29.617]'Bout to get smacked by my stimulus package [01:33.367]You're a bad man with no chance you can't even touch me [01:36.517]I got four more years two termz in the white house just trust me [01:40.37]I hoped you saved your best rhymes for the second half [01:42.687]Cause right now I'm 47through kicking your a** [01:46.627]Whatever that 40thing got you real mad [01:49.796]What did it remind you how many decent parents you had [01:53.125]Uh look I respect all religions uh but it might get crazy [01:56.634]If the white house has a first second and a third lady [01:59.683]Ha don't bring up wives man what are you doing [02:02.793]You got hitched to the female version of patrick ewing [02:06.562]Uh let me be clear uh don't get it twisted [02:10.52]We'll see how pretty your face is after my fist has kissed it [02:13.672]Ahhuuhhhaa [02:15.42]You're a stuttering communist [02:16.342]Oh yeah well you're stupid [02:17.472]You're stupid [02:18.52]Nuh uh [02:18.662]Errggg [02:19.122]Errggg [02:19.561]By the power invested in me by this giant bald bird [02:23.100]The president shall not be the shiniest of two turds [02:26.890]You I wanna like you don't talk about change just do it [02:29.790]I fought for what was on my brain until a bullet went through it [02:33.530]And you moneybags you're a pancake you're flip floppity [02:36.549]It's a country not a company you can play like monopoly [02:40.128]I'll properly reach across the aisle and b**ch smack you as equals [02:43.708]Of the people by the people for the people [02:46.78]Eagle [02:49.128]Who won [02:50.848]Who's next [02:52.818]You decide [02:55.368]Epic [02:56.368]Cawwww [02:57.58]Rap battles of history