WORDS, WORDS, WORDS (studio)-Bo Burnham

[00:00.000] [00:16.112] I'm a feminine Eminem, a slim shady lady [00:18.423] But nice, cause I texted Haiti [00:20.061] 90 lady cops on the road [00:21.736] And I'm arrested for doing eighty [00:23.547] Like Hamlet, all about "words, words, words" [00:26.212] Divide a whole into thirds, thirds, thirds [00:28.181] I'm a gay sea otter: [00:29.654] I blow other dudes out of the water [00:31.546] I'm the man muffin, diving, muffin [00:33.882] Cold and fly like an arctic puffin [00:35.794] Puffing whacky tobaccy [00:37.870] Hating other rappers like I'm Helga Pataki [00:39.630] And I've been rocking this mic before electricity [00:41.771] Way back in 1000 BCE - [00:43.937] That's before the common era [00:48.505] I can't be stopped [00:49.563] Flow so sick that it should be mopped up [00:51.969] Chick's got a dixie cup [00:53.439] I gotta ******* full of helium; I'll ******* you up [00:55.327] A boy, a girl, a middle aged ******* [00:57.749] Botox in the third person [00:59.594] I give the perspective a switch and [01:01.461] Bo talks in the third person [01:04.117] Just relax; if you wanna know me, here's two facts [01:07.281] I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite [01:13.416] Hungry hungry hippo-crite [01:15.196] I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite [01:22.093] Met a girl named Macy, had *** with her all day [01:26.447] But she was dyslexic, so I ended up doing the YMCA [01:30.734] We balling, Asian, Wii bowling, [01:32.993] Prostate cancer semi-colon [01:34.877] Find that hole like I'm Stephen Hawking [01:36.865] Atticus Finch, killing, mocking [01:38.733] Cry like a child would [01:40.710] You raped my childhood [01:42.784] Just stroll in, roll in your pole into Rolie Polie Olie's colon [01:47.384] To relax my mind [01:48.615] I take a walk by the clock and I pass the time and [01:50.526] Rhyming, mathematical timing [01:52.525] Syntax impacts the intact hymen [01:54.460] I'm an internet provider [01:56.509] Came from the web like a horny spider [01:58.308] *******ed a girl in an apple orchard [02:00.390] Then came inside her [02:02.101] I thought AIDS was a butt virus [02:03.985] Like conjunction junction conjunctivitis [02:06.271] I spit gold bars cause I was [02:08.345] Molested by my uncle Midas [02:09.975] Gay dads blow pops, another sucker [02:12.378] Oedipus was the first mother*******er [02:14.109] I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite [02:20.120] Hungry hungry hippo-crite [02:22.124] I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite [02:29.946] We the people of the USA [02:31.629] José, we're not talking to you, esé [02:33.657] We got a border in order to keep you out [02:35.561] It's what my NYU essay's about [02:37.510] Cause we're, xenophobic warrior princess [02:39.680] Molested by my Uncle Sam, is that incest? [02:41.677] "I WANT YOU" to smell my finger [02:43.404] Does my nephew's scent still linger? [02:45.775] South of queers, north of hell [02:47.489] The queer ones suck and the brown ones smell [02:49.543] We guard the border and we guard it well [02:51.308] But some slip through the cracks of the liberty bell [02:53.339] Did I say liberty? I meant taco [02:55.525] Paco, hey you better let that rock go [02:57.429] Cause in real life Goliath wins [02:59.276] And then sells all the silk that the widow spins [03:01.786] One more time! [03:03.284] I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite [03:09.190] Hungry hungry hippo-crite [03:11.207] I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite [03:18.970] ******* and hoes, Bo's hoes, oh [03:22.643] ******* and hoes, *******, hoes [03:27.014] ******* and hoes don't exist [03:28.726] Because the hoes know Bo's a feminist [03:30.590] ******* and hoes don't exist [03:32.594] Because the hoes know Bo's a feminist [03:34.733] So take off your bras and burn 'em [03:36.590] Or you can let me burn 'em [03:38.588] Take off your bras and burn 'em [03:40.597] Or you can let Bo Burnham burn 'em [03:42.439] So take off your bras and burn 'em [03:44.644] Or you can let me burn 'em [03:46.613] Take off your bras and burn 'em [03:48.610] Or you can let Bo Burnham burn 'em [03:50.781]