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[00:00.000]We got serious there.
我们刚刚有点认真了。 [00:01.050]I think "fisting" should be called "upper-cunting",
我认为“拳交”应该被叫做“上勾交” （uppercut意为上勾拳）， [00:03.846]We're back.
现在我们回来了。 [00:15.319]You guys like impressions?(Yeah.)Why?
你们喜欢模仿吗？（喜欢。）为什么？ [00:20.925]That was Socrates.
这是苏格拉底。 [00:34.923]Older traditional stand-up comics sometimes have problems with me
年长的传统单口喜剧演员有时候和我有矛盾 [00:39.963]Because they think
因为他们觉得 [00:41.366]I use music and other stuff
我用了音乐和其他东西 [00:42.772]And they think
然后他们认为 [00:43.337]I'm a gimmick,
我是个花招噱头， [00:43.894]I'm a hack, you know,
是个使雕虫小技的窃贼，你知道吗， [00:44.455]I'm a gimmick comic
我是个使花招的喜剧演员 [00:45.857]And they're comedy purists, they don't think my comedy can stand on it's own.
他们则是喜剧纯粹主义，他们不觉得我的喜剧能自己站得住脚。 [00:48.937]But the truth is,
但事实是， [00:49.498]I'm a comedy purist, too.
我也是个喜剧纯粹主义者。 [00:52.298]So I can do comedy without gimmicks.
所以我能不耍花招地做喜剧。 [00:57.338]I'll show you that right now.
我现在就给你们演示一下。 [00:59.262]What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch?
你们怎么称呼一个没有手臂、戴防护眼罩的小孩？ [01:03.638]Names!
名字！ [01:18.476]For those listening on the CD, I just gave birth to a dove.
那些用CD听着的观众们：我刚刚生了只鸽子。 [01:28.279]I love traditional stand-up comedy, don't get me wrong.
我爱传统单口喜剧，别误会我。 [01:29.681]I love it
我爱它 [01:30.520]I'm a huge fan of traditional stand-up comics
我是传统单口喜剧演员们的大粉丝 [01:32.200]A lot of them are my heroes
他们很多是我的英雄 [01:33.877]And I want to be a traditional stand-up comic
我想成为一个传统喜剧演员 [01:37.512]And I've been working on some traditional stand-up material and
我也努力制作一些传统单口素材而且 [01:40.311]It's in its infancy so, please, bare with me, go easy
它们还在婴儿时期呢，所以拜托，耐心等我，宽容些 [01:44.230]But this is a bit of my traditional stand-up.
而这里是一点我的传统单口。 [01:49.549]My wife, right.
我的老婆，是吧。 [01:54.594]We never have ***.
我们从来没有交媾。 [01:56.272]Like, ever.
从来没有 [01:57.109]Which is really funny.
这真的挺好笑的 [01:57.947]Something else,
另外， [01:58.505]I never know what she's saying.
我从来不知道她在说什么。 [01:59.623]She'll say something and
她会说一些东西然后 [02:00.180]I'll be like, "pft."
我会这样，“噗。” [02:04.102]You know, she's constantly emasculating me
你知道吗，她在逐渐阉割我 [02:05.761]And I'm making her resent herself for getting older,
然后我一直在使她因为衰老而怨恨自己， [02:07.158]So we're looking into a divorce.
所以我们在研究离婚。 [02:09.402]And, you know, something else that's really funny:
然后，你知道吗，有些别的事情真的挺好笑的： [02:11.362]She can't drive.
她不会开车。 [02:12.203]The only thing she can drive is"Drive me crazy," and when she back talks,
她唯一会驱动的东西就是“驱动我疯掉”，然后每次她顶嘴的时候， [02:15.281]I hit her.
我就打她。
我们刚刚有点认真了。 [00:01.050]I think "fisting" should be called "upper-cunting",
我认为“拳交”应该被叫做“上勾交” （uppercut意为上勾拳）， [00:03.846]We're back.
现在我们回来了。 [00:15.319]You guys like impressions?(Yeah.)Why?
你们喜欢模仿吗？（喜欢。）为什么？ [00:20.925]That was Socrates.
这是苏格拉底。 [00:34.923]Older traditional stand-up comics sometimes have problems with me
年长的传统单口喜剧演员有时候和我有矛盾 [00:39.963]Because they think
因为他们觉得 [00:41.366]I use music and other stuff
我用了音乐和其他东西 [00:42.772]And they think
然后他们认为 [00:43.337]I'm a gimmick,
我是个花招噱头， [00:43.894]I'm a hack, you know,
是个使雕虫小技的窃贼，你知道吗， [00:44.455]I'm a gimmick comic
我是个使花招的喜剧演员 [00:45.857]And they're comedy purists, they don't think my comedy can stand on it's own.
他们则是喜剧纯粹主义，他们不觉得我的喜剧能自己站得住脚。 [00:48.937]But the truth is,
但事实是， [00:49.498]I'm a comedy purist, too.
我也是个喜剧纯粹主义者。 [00:52.298]So I can do comedy without gimmicks.
所以我能不耍花招地做喜剧。 [00:57.338]I'll show you that right now.
我现在就给你们演示一下。 [00:59.262]What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch?
你们怎么称呼一个没有手臂、戴防护眼罩的小孩？ [01:03.638]Names!
名字！ [01:18.476]For those listening on the CD, I just gave birth to a dove.
那些用CD听着的观众们：我刚刚生了只鸽子。 [01:28.279]I love traditional stand-up comedy, don't get me wrong.
我爱传统单口喜剧，别误会我。 [01:29.681]I love it
我爱它 [01:30.520]I'm a huge fan of traditional stand-up comics
我是传统单口喜剧演员们的大粉丝 [01:32.200]A lot of them are my heroes
他们很多是我的英雄 [01:33.877]And I want to be a traditional stand-up comic
我想成为一个传统喜剧演员 [01:37.512]And I've been working on some traditional stand-up material and
我也努力制作一些传统单口素材而且 [01:40.311]It's in its infancy so, please, bare with me, go easy
它们还在婴儿时期呢，所以拜托，耐心等我，宽容些 [01:44.230]But this is a bit of my traditional stand-up.
而这里是一点我的传统单口。 [01:49.549]My wife, right.
我的老婆，是吧。 [01:54.594]We never have ***.
我们从来没有交媾。 [01:56.272]Like, ever.
从来没有 [01:57.109]Which is really funny.
这真的挺好笑的 [01:57.947]Something else,
另外， [01:58.505]I never know what she's saying.
我从来不知道她在说什么。 [01:59.623]She'll say something and
她会说一些东西然后 [02:00.180]I'll be like, "pft."
我会这样，“噗。” [02:04.102]You know, she's constantly emasculating me
你知道吗，她在逐渐阉割我 [02:05.761]And I'm making her resent herself for getting older,
然后我一直在使她因为衰老而怨恨自己， [02:07.158]So we're looking into a divorce.
所以我们在研究离婚。 [02:09.402]And, you know, something else that's really funny:
然后，你知道吗，有些别的事情真的挺好笑的： [02:11.362]She can't drive.
她不会开车。 [02:12.203]The only thing she can drive is"Drive me crazy," and when she back talks,
她唯一会驱动的东西就是“驱动我疯掉”，然后每次她顶嘴的时候， [02:15.281]I hit her.
我就打她。