OH BO (studio)-Bo Burnham

[00:00.00] 作曲 : Bo Burnham [00:00.01]Intro (spoken): [00:01.62]I feel like hip hop [00:05.61]Used to be a voice for the voiceless, you know? [00:08.11]And now it’s become, at least in the mainstream, [00:10.29]A symbol of misogyny, gay panic, fiscal irresponsibility. [00:20.83]So I figure, [00:24.89]If you can’t beat ’em, [00:28.51]Join ‘em. [00:29.65]Hittin‘ the club up VIP [00:30.94]I got a fake mustache and a fake ID. [00:32.76]I look like Wooly Willy [00:34.63]With a really wooly willy. [00:36.43]And I bypass the bouncer, [00:37.92]Pass by an ex and I flex and bounce her, wowser. [00:39.62]Look at all of Bo’s hoes [00:42.03]Looking for a ride on Bo’s hose. [00:43.74]And I spot a little Latino, booty so big call it Oprah’s ego. [00:47.21]We go to it, through it, she says, “Dios mio mi amigo!” [00:50.72]Pull it out, stick it in your mouth, and I bust in the back of ya. [00:54.06]Swallow ******, there’s people starving in Africa! [00:57.92]Single every single day [00:59.75]Do it every single way [01:01.52]Make the single ladies say [01:03.80]Oh Bo [01:05.51]And if I were gay, [01:07.25]Though I swear I’m straight, [01:09.12]I’d make them fellas say... [01:12.25]You’re an ice cream sundae with a cherry on top, [01:14.06]But careful, cherry, ’cause I’m the King of Pop. [01:15.83]Pop pop pop goes my weasel, [01:17.52]Now ya looking like Jackson Pollock’s easel. [01:19.94]My suggestion is: [01:21.15]You don’t blow ’til you know what congestion is, [01:23.03]Swallow when you know what digestion is. [01:24.61]Follow Bo, the only question is: [01:26.51]Have you been splattered before [01:28.25]By the mad-hatter matador? [01:30.03]Cake-batter never more [01:32.22]It don‘t matter whether you’re [01:34.08]Spanish, French, Swedish or Cambodian, [01:35.70]I’ll slime you so hard you could be on Nickelodeon. [01:40.98]Single every single day [01:42.67]Do it every single way [01:44.48]Make the single ladies say [01:46.84]Oooh Bo [01:48.58]And if I were gay, [01:50.29]Though I swear I’m straight, [01:52.17]I‘d make them fellas say [01:54.19]Oooh Bo [01:56.52]Oh Bo-o, ooh Bo, Bo [02:00.59]A-a-Oooh Bo, Oooh Bo, Oooh Bo [02:09.53]You think that you can handle me? [02:11.27]Girl, don’t make me laugh. [02:12.82]I said my junk is bipolar [02:14.29]It’ll split you in half (yea). [02:17.03]And if you’re lucky, [02:18.43]I might just bring you home, [02:20.08]And I’ll have you going down [02:21.92]Like you’re growin’ an extra chromosome. [02:24.14]And when you grab me, [02:25.55]Don’t grab me by my buns [02:27.33]’Cause I got a bad case of the ru-ruunnnns. [02:29.30]I got the runs [02:36.07]I got the ru-u-u-uuuns [02:38.19]Single every single day [02:39.94]Do it every single way [02:41.68]Make the single ladies say [02:44.09]Oh Bo [02:45.78]And if I were gay, [02:47.51]Though I swear I’m straight, [02:49.40]I’d make them fellas say [02:51.07]Oooh Bo [02:52.97](Spoken) [02:53.98]I wanna break it down for ya’ll [02:55.92]I came from the streets, with nothin’ [02:59.13]Now I’m makin’ hit records [03:01.45]For my people still livin‘ in the streets, [03:04.04]Still livin‘ in poverty, I wanna tell you [03:05.95]I’m doin’ this for you. [03:08.41]My success is your success. [03:12.23]And I know you may be thinkin’, [03:13.46]Hey, if you really believe that, [03:14.96]Why don’t you use some of your money [03:16.41]To help rebuild the neighborhood [03:18.01]Instead of putting spinning rims on a gold jet ski? [03:22.64]And to that I say (uh, chorus is comin‘ out): [03:28.35]Single every single day [03:30.26]Do it every single way [03:31.85]Make the single ladies say [03:34.00]Oooh Bo [03:35.82]And if I were gay, [03:37.64]Though I swear I’m straight [03:39.53]I’d make them fellas say [03:41.19]Ugh Ugh! [03:42.33]You gotta fume like a tuna, [03:44.32]I’ll smell ya later. [03:46.13]I met a fat chick [03:47.79]And ****** her in an elevator. [03:50.15]It was wrong on so many levels. [03:53.90]It was wrong on so many le-le-le-levels. [03:57.44]It was wrong on so many levels (ugh). [04:01.00]It was wrong on, it was wrong on, it was wrong on [04:06.24]Single every single day [04:07.70]Do it every single way [04:09.46]Make the single ladies say [04:11.59]Oooh Bo [04:13.47]And if I were gay, [04:15.32]Though I swear I’m straight, [04:17.15]I’d make them fellas say [04:18.84]Oooh Bo [04:20.53]Single every single [04:21.98]Do it every single [04:23.64]Pop that single like a Pringle jingle [04:25.65]Oooh Bo [04:27.76]This song’s almost completed [04:29.58]All this little ditty needed [04:31.26]Instrument that’s double reeded: [04:33.54]The oboe [04:34.46](Yea) [04:34.99]Oh, Bo [04:41.48]Play that oboe [04:47.75]Music: Oh Bo—Bo Burnham [04:51.09]