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[00:00.000] 作曲 : Ed Robertson [00:00.420]Our whole universe was in a hot dense state'
宇宙一度又烫又稠密 [00:03.760]Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... 140
亿年前终于爆了炸 等着瞧... [00:07.800]The Earth began to cool'
地球开始降温 [00:08.800]The autotrophs began to drool'
自养生物来起哄 [00:09.800]Neanderthals developed tools'
穴居人发明工具 [00:11.0]We built a wall （we built the pyramids）'
我们建长城（我们建金字塔） [00:13.800]Math' science' history' unraveling the mysteries'
数学 自然科学 历史 揭开神秘 [00:16.500]That all started with the big bang!
一切由大爆炸开始 [00:19.0]"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long'
其实人类历史没有多久 [00:22.440]As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
星系形成时间比唱完这支歌还要短 [00:25.870]A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
元素在微秒间便形成了 [00:28.720]The bipeds stood up straight'
两足动物直立行走 [00:30.470]The dinosaurs all met their fate'
恐龙都得认命了 [00:32.170]They tried to leap but they were late
想要突变 没来得及 [00:33.390]And they all died （they froze their asses off）
就死光光了（pp都冻成了化石） [00:34.930]The oceans and pangea
大洋和泛古陆 [00:36.430]See ya' wouldn't wanna be ya
拜拜 才不想学你 [00:37.590]Set in motion by the same big bang!
都是爆炸惹的祸 [00:40.610]It all started with the big BANG!
一切从大爆炸开始 [00:43.860]It's expanding ever outward but one day
宇宙向外膨胀 但有一天 [00:49.810]It will cause the stars to go the other way'
星球会反方向运动 [00:54.920]Collapsing ever inward' we won't be here' it wont be hurt
向内坍塌 反正我们不在了 不会觉得疼 [01:00.320]Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
我们美好光辉的形象将引发一场更大的爆炸 [01:18.110]Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
南方古猿肯定不爽我们 [01:20.830]Debating out while here they're catching deer （we're catching viruses）
在他们捉鹿时唧唧歪歪 （我们现在捉电脑病毒了） [01:23.650]Religion or astronomy' Encarta' Deuteronomy
宗教 天文 e百科 旧约申命记 [01:27.210]It all started with the big bang!
一切从大爆炸开始 [01:29.970]Music and mythology' Einstein and astrology
音乐 神化 爱因斯坦 占星术 [01:33.320]It all started with the big bang!
一切从大爆炸开始 [01:34.320]It all started with the big BANG!
一切从大爆炸开始