Monster Truck (Don’t touch my)-Tom Cardy

[00:00.00] [00:00.152]Daniel, Michael's here for your sleepover
Daniel，Michael来我们家过夜了 [00:02.912]Please, ple-ple-please, please play nice
一定要友好相处喔 [00:05.250]You can touch my LEGO, you can touch my Pokémon cards
你可以碰我的乐高，也可以玩我的宝可梦卡牌 [00:07.746]You can watch Ninjago or play with Thor of Asgard
你可以看《乐高忍者》，也可以玩玩阿斯加德的索尔 [00:10.507]You can touch my fidget spinners, my dad bought me eighteen
你可以碰我的指尖陀螺，因为我爸给我买了18个 [00:13.249]You can play with anything, but please don't touch my monster truck
你想玩什么都可以，但是请不要碰我的怪兽卡车 [00:15.759]You can play my Fortnite, I know that you love Fortnite
你可以玩我的堡垒之夜，我知道你喜欢玩堡垒之夜 [00:18.499]You can touch my bike or my kite or my Spiderman light
你可以玩我的自行车，我的风筝，我的蜘蛛侠台灯 [00:20.997]You can put your hand on my slap bass (Slap bass)
你也可以玩玩我的贝斯 [00:23.757]But if you touch my monster truck, I'll stab you in the face (Bitch)
但是如果你动我的怪兽卡车，我会一刀捅你脸上（**） [00:26.498]You can touch the pills that my dad keeps in the bathroom
你可以碰我爸藏在浴室的药片 [00:29.002]You can go and smell all the things in my sister's bedroom
你也可以去我姐的房间闻闻她的东西 [00:31.745]You touch my Tonka truck? I couldn't give a ****
你玩我的翻斗车？我根本无所谓 [00:34.497]What's the one thing I said? Don't touch my monster truck
]我强调的只有一个东西，别动我的怪兽卡车 [00:36.761]If you touch my monster truck
如果你碰我的怪兽卡车 [00:39.962]I'll ****in' bite you on your arm
我会**的一口咬在你胳膊上 [00:42.715]And then my mama gonna call your mama and say
然后我妈妈就会打电话给你妈妈 [00:44.974]"Take your dumbass kid back home"
把你的**孩子带回家 [00:47.969]And I know for a fact you got no Dunkaroos
而且我还知道你没有Dunkaroos饼干 [00:50.466]You got not Fruit Roll-Ups in that two-bedroom apartment
在你那只有两间卧室的公寓也没有水果味的roll ups [00:52.710]All you got is a marriage on the rocks
你有的只有你爸妈那岌岌可危的婚姻 [00:55.724]And the feeling that you ****ed up by touching my monster truck
还有因为你碰我的怪兽卡车而要倒的霉 [01:01.450]Feeling that you ****ed up by touching my monster truck
因为你碰我的怪兽卡车而要倒的霉 [01:06.700]Feeling that you ****ed up by touching my monster truck
因为你碰我的怪兽卡车而要倒的霉 [01:08.956]If you tell anyone at school that I cried
如果你敢在学校里告诉别人我哭出来了 [01:11.459]When you t-t-touched my monster truck
因为你碰了我的怪兽卡车 [01:15.456]I'll tell everyone at school that you got no TV at your house
我就告诉学校里所有人你家里没有电视 [01:17.465]And you shat yourself (Shat yourself)
你甚至拉屎拉到了自己身上 [01:19.709]My dad could beat up your dad, my dad is John Cena
我爸可以暴打你爸因为他是John Cena [01:22.468]I'm allowed to drink Coke, you've got a weird weiner
我家里允许我喝可乐，你的**长得很奇怪 [01:24.950]My mum says that your dad is a cuck
我妈说你爸是绿帽勇者 [01:27.712]But I don't know that word, but I know another word, it's
我不知道那是什么意思，但我知道另外一个词，那就是 [01:30.450]Monster truck (M-Monster truck, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma)
怪兽卡车 [01:33.200]Monster truck (M-Monster truck, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma)
怪兽卡车 [01:36.647]Monster truck (M-Monster truck, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma)
怪兽卡车 [01:37.659]Monster truck (M-Monster truck, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma)
怪兽卡车 [01:38.412]Yeah, don't you touch my
不准碰它！ [01:40.900]I am a little shit
我是个臭小鬼 [01:43.388]The kind of kid that you'd like to hit
就是那种想让你想让你暴打的小孩 [01:46.156]But you cannot 'cause hittin' kids is wrong
但是你没法打我，因为打小孩是错的 [01:48.891]So you settle for watching me get hit by my mum in a
所以你就停下看我被我妈暴打 [01:51.852](Supermarket) Crowded supermarket
人来人往的超市 [01:54.611](Crowded supermarket) A crowded supermarket
人来人往的超市 [01:56.614]You take an opportunity while I'm stuck
你看准时机趁我动弹不得 [01:59.852]To kick the shit out of my monster truck
一脚踹飞我的怪兽卡车 [02:02.858](Yeah)
（Yeah！） [02:05.117]Kick the shit out of my monster truck
一脚踹飞我的怪兽卡车 [02:07.810](I know you want to)
（我知道你想） [02:10.810]Kick the shit out of my monster truck
一脚踹飞我的怪兽卡车 [02:13.051](Take your dumbass kid back home)
（把你的**孩子带回家） [02:16.050]Kick the shit out of my monster truck
一脚踹飞我的怪兽卡车 [02:18.550](Take your dumbass kid back home)
（把你的**孩子带回家） [02:21.550]Kick the shit out of my monster truck
一脚踹飞我的怪兽卡车