Why Am I Anxious-Tom Cardy

[00:00.000]I just woke up, should I drink water and stretch? (No, no) [00:04.228]I'm gonna drink three cups of coffees
我要喝三杯咖啡 [00:05.800]And smoke a cigarette instead
抽华子 [00:08.213]And then I'll go on social media until it's dinner time
然后我要刷推特 直到晚饭饭点 [00:12.355]Yeah, smoke some weed and then I'll binge eat
没错 我抽完da麻 后要暴饮暴食 [00:14.971]Then I got a little time to complain online
是时候在网上发牢骚了 [00:16.327] [00:16.774] [00:16.784]I'm anxious
我好焦虑啊 [00:19.451]Why is God doin' this to me?
为什么上帝要这么对我？ [00:21.788]Ooh, it's a mystery, what could it be?
噢 答案到底是什么呢 [00:23.569]Possibly it's all your apathy
可能你对一切都漠不关心 [00:25.390]Why am I anxious?
我怎么这么焦虑啊 [00:28.240]I would try to do anything
为了让我好受点 [00:30.544]To make my life feel better
我尝试了一切事情 [00:32.593]Except anything that makes my life feel better
除了真正能让我人生变得更好的事情 [00:34.052] [00:34.630] [00:34.841]Hey, baby, I'm self-aware
嘿宝贝 我好有自知之明 [00:36.632]I got that Headspace app because I care
因为我在乎自己 所以我下载了Headspace (一个冥想与睡觉催眠的软件） [00:38.936]All the talk in thе world don't mean shit
这个世界的所有对话都是狗屁 [00:40.975]If just like this guy, you're a hypocritе
你是个伪君子 [00:43.278]Who you callin' hypocrite? I'm a ****ing marty
你叫谁伪君子呢 我是个烈士 [00:45.625]I've given up sugar and no milk products either
我不吃糖 还不吃乳制品 [00:47.629]Still feel anxious, it's just not fair
对于我这种如此有自知之明的人 [00:49.421]For someone like me, so self-aware
我竟然还焦虑 这不公平！ [00:51.762]You're not self-aware, you're a big dumb ****
你有个p的自知之明 你就是个蠢货 [00:54.070]With a dumb shit face, and now you're outta luc
长着一张蠢脸，运气稍微差点就抱怨连天 [00:56.670]If you're so smart, why am I sad?
如果你这么聪明，你能告诉我悲伤的原因么？ [00:58.270]Because twice a week, you get on the bags
因为你每两周就磕嗨一次？ [01:00.573]Well, maybe it's that (It's definitely that)
唉 有可能吧 （没别的可能了） [01:02.921]Do I need more hugs? (Stop takin' drugs)
我是不是需要更多温暖的拥抱？ [01:05.102]I guess we'll never know for sure
我估计我永远都找不到我焦虑的理由了 [01:07.108]Yes, we will, mother****er, it's because
不 我们都心知肚明，因为—— [01:08.649] [01:08.882]Why am I anxious?
为什么我这么焦虑 [01:10.942] [01:11.229]You only sleep four hours a night
因为你每晚只睡4个小时 [01:12.766]Ah, why am I anxious?
啊 但我还是焦虑 [01:16.093]You never, ever eat right
你从来就没好好吃过饭 [01:17.418]Ah, that was rhetorical
啊那仅仅是修辞而已 [01:20.747]Then why did you just post a photo of yourself
那你为什么发了一张你的半裸的照片 [01:22.489]Without a shirt on and the caption "Can anybody tell me—"
并配文“有谁能告诉我—— [01:25.774] [01:26.078]Why am I anxious?
为什么我这么焦虑？“ [01:27.495] [01:28.903]Why is God doin' this to me?
为什么上帝要这么惩罚我 [01:31.464]Even though I ask, I don't want to know
就算问了别人 我也不知道答案 [01:33.512]I want to get better, but slow
我也想变好 慢慢改变的那种 [01:34.806]Why am I anxious?
为什么我这么焦虑？ [01:37.625]I know what's good for me
我明明都知道什么对我好 [01:39.926]Except everything
除了一切。。。（真正对我好的东西） [01:41.974]Oh, I think that could be it
哦 我好像知道答案了