Your Fault; Last Midnight-Stephen Sondheim

[00:00.368]BROADWAYS [00:00.735]Into The Woods - Your Fault [00:01.186]It's because of you there's a Giant in our midst [00:02.776]And my Wife is dead! [00:03.839]But it isn't my fault, [00:05.746]I was given those beans! [00:06.886]You persuaded me to trade away [00:08.150]My cow for beans! [00:09.096]And without those beans [00:09.981]There'd have been no stalk [00:10.916]To get up to the Giants [00:11.826]In the first place! [00:12.705]Wait a minute, magic beans [00:13.496]For a cow so old [00:14.930]That you had to tell [00:15.795]A lie to sell [00:16.392]It, which you told! [00:17.045]Were they worthless beans? [00:17.965]Were they oversold? [00:18.826]Oh, and tell us who [00:19.626]Persuaded you [00:20.096]To steal that gold. [00:20.856]See, it's your fault. [00:21.613]No! [00:22.095]So it's you fault... [00:22.652]No! [00:23.076]Yes, it is! [00:23.565]It's not! [00:24.016]It's true. [00:24.515]Wait a minute- [00:24.966]But I only stole the gold [00:25.857]To get my [00:26.516]Cow back from you! [00:27.375]So it's your fault! [00:28.166]Yes! [00:28.766]No, it isn't! [00:29.291]I'd have kept those beans, [00:30.106]But our house was cursed. [00:30.930]She made us get the cow to get [00:32.235]The curse reversed! [00:33.151]It's you father's fault [00:34.168]That the curse got placed [00:35.066]And the place got cursed [00:36.242]In the first place! [00:36.807]Oh. [00:37.288]Then it's his fault! [00:37.947]So. [00:38.575]It was his fault... [00:39.107]No. [00:39.516]Yes, it is, [00:39.955]It's his. [00:40.457]I guess... [00:40.930]Wait a minute, though- [00:41.346]I chopped down the beanstalk- [00:42.479]Right? That's clear. [00:43.486]But without any beanstalk, [00:44.416]Then what's queer [00:45.401]Is how did the second Giant get down here [00:47.011]In the first place? [00:48.011]Second place... [00:48.432]Yes! [00:48.853]How? [00:49.153]Hmmm... [00:49.586]Well, [00:50.055]Who had the other bean? [00:50.744]The other bean? [00:51.304]The other bean? [00:51.843]You pocketed the other bean. [00:52.464]I didn't! [00:53.197]Yes I did. [00:53.731]So it's your-! [00:54.292]No, it isn't, [00:54.821]'Cause I gave it to my Wife! [00:55.613]So it's her-! [00:56.115]No, it isn't! [00:56.731]Then whose is it? [00:57.274]Wait a minute! [00:57.744]She exchanged that bean [00:58.495]To obtain your shoe, [00:59.713]So the one who knows what happened [01:00.745]To that bean is you! [01:01.697]You mean that old bean- [01:02.571]That your Wife-? Oh, dear- [01:03.529]But I never knew, [01:04.480]And so I threw- [01:04.883]Well, don't look here! [01:05.732]So it's your fault! [01:06.361]But- [01:06.716]See, it's her fault- [01:07.546]But- [01:08.060]And it isn't mine at all! [01:09.229]But what? [01:09.877]Well, if you hadn't gone [01:11.185]Back up again- [01:11.985]We were needy- [01:12.656]You were greedy! [01:13.125]Did you need that hen? [01:13.967]But I got it for my Mother-! [01:14.765]So it's her fault then! [01:15.745]Yes? And what the harp [01:16.664]In the third place? [01:17.653]The harp- yes! [01:18.257]She went and dared me to! [01:19.259]I dared you to? [01:19.698]You dared me to! [01:20.300]She said t hat I was scared- [01:20.838]Me? [01:21.130]She dared me! [01:22.003]No, I didn't! [01:22.528]So it's your fault! [01:23.041]Wait a minute-! [01:23.502]If you hadn't dared him to- [01:24.317]And you had left the harp alone, [01:25.051]We wouldn't be in trouble [01:25.698]In the first place! [01:26.301]Well, if you hadn't thrown away the bean [01:26.787]In the first place-! [01:27.201]Well, if she hadn't raised them in the first place-! [01:27.676]It was your fault! [01:28.477]Yes, if you hadn't raised them in the first place-! [01:29.396]Right! It's you raised them in the first place-! [01:30.227]You raised the beans in the first place! [01:30.636]J [01:31.019]It's your fault! [01:31.487]You're responsible! [01:32.332]You're the one to blame! [01:33.098]It's your fault! [01:34.116]Shhhhhhhhhhhhh! [01:37.417]It's the last midnight. [01:43.917]It's the last wish. [01:48.257]It's the last midnight, [01:52.910]Soon it will be boom- [01:55.537]Squish! [01:57.395]Told a little lie, [01:59.457]Stole a little golde, [02:01.411]Broke a little vow, [02:03.628]Did you? [02:05.580]Had to get your Prince, [02:07.628]Has to get your cow, [02:09.535]Have to get your wish, [02:10.776]Doesn't matter how- [02:11.775]Anyway, it doesn't matter now. [02:14.161]It's the last midnight, [02:17.785]It's the boom- [02:20.256]Splat! [02:21.861]Nothing but a vast midnight. [02:25.725]Everybody smashed flat! [02:29.444]Nothing we can do. [02:31.396]Not exactly true: [02:33.347]We can always give her the boy... [02:34.959]No? [02:36.580]No, of course what really matters [02:37.739]Is the blame, [02:39.467]Somebody to blame. [02:41.102]Fine, if that's the thing you enjoy, [02:43.136]Placing the blame, [02:44.020]If that's the aim, [02:45.066]Give me the blame- [02:48.942]Just give me the boy. [02:50.816]No! [02:51.617]No? [02:55.926]You're so nice. [02:59.206]You're not good, [03:00.240]You're not bad, [03:01.270]You're just nice. [03:03.746]I'm not good, [03:04.567]I'm not nice, [03:05.488]I'm just right. [03:07.716]I'm the Witch. [03:09.409]You're the world. [03:13.526]I'm the hitch. [03:16.026]I'm what no one believes, [03:17.836]I'm the Witch. [03:20.005]You're all liars and theives, [03:21.910]Like his father, [03:23.785]Like his son will be, too- [03:25.666]Oh, why bother? [03:27.835]You'll just do what you do. [03:29.556]It's the last midnight, [03:33.365]So, goodbye all. [03:36.909]Coming at you fast, midight- [03:40.106]Soon you'll see the sky fall. [03:44.098]Here, you want a bean? [03:45.878]Have another bean. [03:47.598]Beans were made for making you rich! [03:49.441]Plant them and they soar- [03:52.848]Here, you want some more? [03:54.506]Listen to the roar... [03:56.051]Giants by the score-! [03:56.976]Oh well, you can blame another witch. [03:58.886]It's the last midnight. [04:01.966]It's the last verse. [04:05.410]Now, before it's past midnight, [04:08.815]I'm leaving you my last curse: [04:12.614]I'm leaving yo alone. [04:14.614]You can tend the garden, it's yours. [04:16.738]Separate and alone, [04:18.335]Everybody down on all fours. [04:20.055]All right, mother, when? [04:21.805]Lost the beans again! [04:23.555]Punish me the way you did then! [04:25.300]Give me claws and a hunch, [04:27.336]Just away from this bunch [04:29.025]And the gloom [04:30.686]And the doom [04:32.214]And the boom [04:36.020]Cruuunch! [04:41.379]