Call Your Mother-Tom Cardy

[00:00.000]I am an influencer but what's an influencer do?
我是一个网红 但一个网红能做些什么呢？ [00:04.185]Gotta make a little post and influence you, like
我得发一个帖子来影响你一下，比如 [00:08.431]Brush your teeth, be kind to one another
要好好刷牙，对待他人要友好点 [00:12.157]Take 10 minutes to call
花个十分钟去打电话给 [00:15.073]Your mother
你的妈妈 [00:16.066](Call your mother)
（打电话给你妈） [00:17.126]It's been three long weeks now
已经过了三个星期那么久了 [00:18.196](Call your mother)
（打电话给你妈） [00:18.718]A text is not enough
发条短信是不够的 [00:19.792](Call your mother)
（打电话给你妈） [00:20.588]You gotta get on the phone (Call your mother) and give your mother a call
你得抓起电话（打电话给你妈）然后给你妈妈打个电话 [00:23.503](Call your mother)
（打给你妈） [00:24.301]You gotta do what I say (Call your mother)
你得照我说的做（打电话给你妈妈） [00:25.825]'Cause I post on the Internet everyday' (Call your mother)
“因为天天我在网上发帖”（打电话给你的母亲） [00:27.681]This time not trying to sell my shit (Call your mother)
这次我不是来带货的（快给你妈打电话） [00:29.539]I'm telling you to facetime that HOT b***h
我在告诉你快去给你那贤妻良母打个视频电话 [00:31.131]CALL YOUR MOTHER
快打给你妈 [00:31.595]You can give her a call
你可以给她打个电话 [00:32.915]Tell her about how you bought a new cowbell
告诉她你如何买到了个新牛铃 [00:34.772](cowbell/jack black noise)
叮叮当叮叮当叮叮当 [00:36.640]Bet she'd love it if you told her 'bout your new cowbell
我打赌你跟她讲新牛铃的事她会非常开心 [00:38.497]CALL YOUR MOTHER
打电话给你妈妈 [00:38.969]Just for a little chat
就是随便聊聊 [00:40.292]If you were her you'd probably like that
换做是你你大概也会开心 [00:42.149]It's called empathy
这叫同理心 [00:44.007]Use it once in a while you dumb ****
没事记得用一用你这个笨比 [00:45.872](Call your mother)
（打电话给你妈） [00:46.669]It's been three long weeks now
已经过去三个礼拜那么久了 [00:47.468](Call your mother)
（打电话给你妈） [00:48.266]A text is not enough
发条短信是不够的 [00:49.324](Call your mother)
（打电话给你妈） [00:50.122]Ya gotta get on the phone go and give your mother a call
你得拿起电话然后去给你妈妈打个电话 [00:53.254]You got the power to call your M%T&ER
你有能力去打电话给你（电音）妈妈 [00:56.388]Or don't, do what your want to do
不打也行，你开心就好 [00:58.770]I'm not the boss of you
我也管不了你 [01:00.638]It's called empathy you gotta
这叫同理心，你得 [01:02.495]It's called empathy you gotta
这叫同理心，你得 [01:04.546]It's called empathy imagine if you were your own mother
这叫作同理心，想想一下如果你是你妈 [01:08.267]Would you like if your child gave you a call?
你会不会想要你孩子给你打个电话？ [01:11.460]If the answer's 'Yes you would' that means that you should
如果回答是“是的我会”那么你就应该打给你妈 [01:14.648]I am an influencer
我是一个网红 [01:16.505]What can an influencer do?
一个网红能做些什么呢？ [01:18.623]Make a stupid ****ing song and influence you
写首蠢的不行的歌来影响你一下 [01:22.268]You can change the world
你能改变世界 [01:24.137]Soon if you discover that you don't have to fix everything
很快你就会发现自己不需要去修正一切 [01:28.388]Just call your mother, ****er (Call your mother)
只需要打电话给你妈，小比（打电话给你妈） [01:30.780]Ask about her friends (Call your mother)
问问她的朋友（打电话给你妈） [01:32.309]What she did on the weekend (Call your mother)
她周末干了什么（打电话给你母亲） [01:34.165]Is she currently free(Call your mother)
她现在有没有空（快打给你妈） [01:35.691]To share her banana cake recipe? (Call your mother)
分享一下她的香蕉蛋糕食谱（予汝母电话） [01:37.548]You don't have to like banana cake (Call your mother)
你可以不喜欢香蕉蛋糕（Ruf deine Mutter an） [01:39.405]The entire conversation is symbolic (Call your mother)
这个对话就只是在举例子（ Позвони маме.） [01:41.534]You're chosing to talk about something she likes (Call your mother)
你要选个她喜欢的话题来谈（ 嘴皮子都说麻了） [01:43.664]And that is nice
那就O了 [01:44.930]There's a lot of things on the planet that we can't control
这个星球上有很多东西我们没法掌控 [01:48.644]War and famine, do people like me am I an a*****e
战争和饥荒，别人喜不喜欢我，我是否是个混蛋 [01:52.630]Wait!
等下！ [01:53.689]You can change that last one
你可以掌控最后一条 [01:56.083]You got the power to be a massive Sick Cunt:)
你有能力去变成一个超级讨厌的剑人:) [01:59.797]Listen to a friend instead of going on instagram
成为你朋友的树洞，别去刷微博 [02:03.247]Remember someone's name
记住别人的名字 [02:05.116]'Hello Sam'
“你好，张三” [02:05.913]They remember my name :)
他记得我的名字欸:) [02:07.234]If you don't do small things just because big things exist
不扫一屋，何以扫天下 [02:10.960]You are on your way to crushing you (I am an)
你纯纯正在压垮自己（我是一个） [02:14.412]Influencer
网红 [02:15.415]What can an influencer do?
一个网红能做些什么呢？ [02:17.544]Film myself without a shirt on and influence you
来个一丝不挂的自拍再影响你一下 [02:21.258]A life on social media the damage it will do
当个网虫注定会让人受伤 [02:24.983]Is worth it in the end if I just get one person to
但这都值得只要我能让一个人去 [02:29.223]CALL YOUR MOTHER
打电话给他的妈妈 [02:29.427]Give your mother a call (CALL YOUR MOTHER)
给你妈妈打个电话（打电话给你妈） [02:31.224]Won't take no time at all (CALL YOUR MOTHER)
根本不会花多少时间（打电话给你妈） [02:32.817]That shit will feed your soul (CALL YOUR MOTHER)
这可以抚慰你的灵魂（打电话给你妈） [02:34.875]And put you in control
也能让你掌控生活 [02:37.004]:)