High Five-Tom Cardy

[00:01.795]I wanna
我想要 [00:03.654]High five
击个掌 [00:05.779]I wanna
我想要 [00:07.639]High five
击个掌 [00:08.435]I really want
我真的想 [00:10.295]A high five
击个掌 [00:12.420]And if you give me one
如果你给我来一下 [00:14.281]I'll put my hand down
我就把手放下 [00:16.405]But if you don't give me
但如果你不跟我 [00:18.264]A high five
击个掌 [00:20.389]Then I'll leave my hand up
我就把手一直举着 [00:22.248]And cause a
然后 [00:23.044]****in' scene
大闹一场 [00:24.108]Cryin' grown man at your sister's birthday
一个成年男子在你妹的生日聚会上嚎啕大哭 [00:26.232]Everybody askin' who brought that guy?
所有人都在问这人谁带来的？ [00:28.093]I'ma get weird and ruin your life
我会故意搞怪毁了你的生活 [00:29.952]If you don't give me five and make it make it high
如果你不跟我来一个高高的击掌 [00:32.076]Down low, too slow
太低，太慢 [00:33.405]OH NO
完蛋 [00:34.203]I just offered your nephew blow
我刚刚给你侄子整了点药 [00:36.062]Stepped on shit talkin' mostly speed
还掺了点东西叫安非他命 [00:38.187]And I'ma tell everyone you sold it to me
还到处跟别人说你卖的我 [00:40.312]I really want a high five
我真的很想击个掌 [00:44.297]And if you give me one, I'll put my hand down
如果你跟我来一个，我就把手放下 [00:48.016]I've met your family
我见过你家人 [00:50.406]I know your home address
也知道你住哪 [00:52.532]You better slap a brother's metacarpus
你最好扇下哥们的手掌骨 [00:53.860]Otherwise, I promise consequences
不然我保证有你好果子吃 [00:55.985]Heel toe, heel toe
摇啊摇来摆又摆 [00:58.110]Welcome to the friggin' pain rodeo
欢迎来到他妈的痛苦牛仔竞技 [00:59.970]I hope you brought your fightin' chaps
希望你带上了你的作战护具 [01:02.095]'Cause I'm about to get you slapped
因为我准备要狠狠扇你 [01:03.954](aaa-eee-aaa-eee-aaa)
(啊噫啊噫啊~) [01:05.017]What's that sound?
什么声音？ [01:06.079]Could it be me buyin' everyone a round of Fireball
会不会是因为我给每个人买了杯威士忌 [01:08.734]But then drinkin' them all
然后结果自己全喝了 [01:09.798]And then tellin' your girlfriend that you're cheatin' on her with me
顺便告诉你女朋友你一直背着她跟我偷吃 [01:12.189]Someone pissed in all of your indoor houseplants
有人在你所有室内盆栽撒了尿 [01:14.579]Oh, who could that be?
妈呀那会是谁呢？ [01:16.173]Somebody organized a ****fest with your parents
有人和你爹妈来了一场三人行 [01:18.564]Oh, I'm a little bit naughty
哎呀我真是个小淘气 [01:20.158]Someone constructed an apiary in your bathroom
有人在你浴室里造了个养蜂场 [01:22.547]Thirteen thousand bees
一万三千只蜜蜂 [01:24.142]Someone hacked your Twitter account
有人盗了你的推特号 [01:26.002]And now you're followin' Jeffrey Epstein
然后你现在关注了杰弗里·爱泼斯坦 [01:29.118]Does your employer know
你老板知不知道 [01:31.163]That you starred in a TV show called
你出演了过一部电视剧叫： [01:33.023]"Michael once admitted to me that he had sex on his boss' desk"
“Michael曾跟我承认他在他老板桌子上打过炮” [01:37.008]And yes, that show exists
是呀，这部电视剧确实存在 [01:38.867]But I guess that you just missed
但是我估计你可能没意识到 [01:40.461]That I constantly film you for an occasion just like this
我一直为了这种情况在不间断拍摄你 [01:44.385]An occasion just like this ruined
现在的这种状况全被你毁了 [01:46.718]Because you're bein' a ****
就因为你在耍混蛋 [01:48.046]You'll damage our friendship, you'll break up the band
你会毁了我们的友情，害这伙人分道扬镳 [01:49.907]If you don't slap my hand
这就是你不扇我的手的后果 [01:52.297]I really want a high five
我真的很想击个掌 [01:56.282]And if you give me one
如果你跟我来一个 [01:58.141]I will stop ruinin' your life
我就不再祸害你的生活 [02:00.266]I don't know how it started
我不知道这事是怎么起头的 [02:02.392]But this is how it ends
但这样就可以结束 [02:04.517]If you just slap my hand
只要你狠狠拍我的手 [02:06.110]We go back to best friends
我们就还能当最好的朋友