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[00:03.11] Naughty or nice, naughty or nice
淘气还是乖 淘气还是乖 [00:05.57] I don't really care so I'm checking it once
我并不关心 所以检查只有一次 [00:08.39] Labor laws and we're short on supplies
劳工法加上供应不足 [00:10.68] So I'm taking liberties with the naughty or nice
所以我要敷衍处理一下淘气名单 [00:13.36] [00:13.75] Johnny is a good boy and donates his money
Johnny是个好小伙 还会捐钱做慈善 [00:16.06] But he thinks Dane Cook is funny, naughty
但他认为Dane Cook很好笑-这绝对淘气！ [00:19.09] Danica owns a car and gives her friends rides
Danica有辆车 还让朋友搭车 [00:21.28] Even though they don't go far she makes them pay for petrol, naughty
尽管他们走的并不远 她还让朋友付油钱-淘气！ [00:24.33] Michael farts in his hand then holds it on his brother's face
Michael在手里“放气”然后捂在兄弟脸上 [00:27.03] Pretty ****ing funny but also pretty naughty
相当™好笑 但也绝对淘气！ [00:29.66] Joanna says thank you, is generally good
Joanna会说谢谢 人总体也不错 [00:31.88] But all her answers on dating apps are food, that's basic
但她在约会软件上的答复都是关于食物的-真没劲！ [00:34.74] [00:35.11] Naughty or nice, naughty or nice
顽皮还是乖 顽皮还是乖 [00:37.37] I'm the big boy, so I decide, baby
我才是老大 自然我做主 [00:40.26] If everybody's on the naughty list
如果人人都在淘气名单上 [00:42.57] It means that I don't have to deliver shit
我就毛也不用送！ [00:45.49] [00:46.05] Hey, Santa, do you have a moment?
嘿 老诞 你有空吗？ [00:47.73] Oh, hello Geoffrey, back so soon from your court-mandated coffee break, you Marxist ****?
哦 你好啊 Geoffrey，这么快就从你法定的茶休回来了，你个赤色分子 [00:51.95] You can't talk to me that Santa, and you gotta stop taking liberties with the naughty list, okay?
你不能这么对我说话，你也不能再乱改淘气名单了 OK吗？ [00:55.76] I can do whatever I want, I'm Santa Claus, baby
我想干啥就干啥 我可是圣诞老人 [00:58.67] Why don't you go make me some more PS5s you lazy little communist?
你为啥不给我整几台PS5去，你个gczy懒鬼 [01:01.16] That's not the point
-这不是重点 [01:01.85] You've made me seventeen PS5s
你去给我找17台PS5 [01:03.26] They are very difficult
--他们可不好找了 [01:04.07] For the entire ****ing world so why don't you stay in your lane, Geoffrey?
这可是整个世界的量 所以为啥你不管好你自己的事 Geoffrey [01:07.11] Santa, as your head of staff, I strongly advise-
老诞 作为你的员工总管 我强烈建议你- [01:09.28] Oh, now you're strongly advising me, are you?
哦 现在又该你“强烈建议”了 是吧？ [01:11.23] Come on, mate-
别这样 哥们- [01:11.75] Whose face is on a Coca Cola bottle, Geoffrey?
可口的瓶子上是谁的头像啊 Geoffrey？ [01:13.61] Not getting into this-
我才不和你争这个-- [01:14.16] Is it your face, Geoffrey?
是你的脸吗 Geoffrey？ [01:15.41] Just listen-
你听我说- [01:15.67] Have they started a new campaign? Geoffrey, have I been drinking old Coca Cola
他们是不是开了个新系列啊？小杰，我是不是一直在喝老款可口快乐水 [01:19.66] And have somehow missed your ****ing face on all of the new Coca Cola bottles, huh?
才™错过了新瓶子上你的脸 啊？ [01:26.86] **** you, Santa
去你的，老登- [01:27.63] **** off, Geoffrey
一边去吧，小杰 [01:28.14] [01:28.41] Phillip was named Phillip when he was born
Phillip出生时就叫这名 [01:30.25] But he makes his friends call him Felipe, I think that's naughty
但他让朋友们叫他Felipè 这绝对淘气 [01:33.65] Chris Pratt doing an Italiano accent for Mario
Chris Prrratt用意大利口音学马里奥 [01:37.02] Here we go, right on my naughty list
“走起吧！” 直接进淘气名单 [01:38.87] A naughty man named Billy who touches his dirty willy
Billy没事就“自摸” [01:41.24] When he thinks no one is watching, I'm watching, that's naughty
我可看着呢 真是淘气！ [01:44.35] Every single elf that signed up to unionize, here is a surprise, you are all assholes
对于每一个支持工会化的小精灵，惊喜来了 你们都是_______（自行填空） [01:49.67] All through the year, I've been watching you
一年到头 我一直盯着你 [01:51.70] While you're been asleep, while you've been awake
不管你是睡是醒 [01:53.63] While you've learnt to bake bread
当然也包括你烤面包的时候 [01:55.05] I hear you say "I want to be the best me"
我听你说“人家想做最好的自己嘛” [01:57.35] ****ing baking bread is boring, and that makes you naughty
烤面包™无聊得要死 你铁定淘气 [02:00.39] "I'm gonna start rollerskating" then you spend your time inside
“人家要开始滑旱冰了嘛” 完了你天天在屋里 [02:03.53] Drinking red wine and masturbating, naughty
喝的酩酊大醉还自摸 [02:05.60] Eleven months of the year my job is just to watch you
一年中的十一个月我都盯着你 [02:08.10] So next year find something ****ing entertaining to do
所以下次找点™有意思的事做！ [02:10.85] [02:11.01] Naughty or nice, naughty or nice
调皮还是乖 调皮还是乖 [02:13.43] I couldn't give a **** and you can check on that twice, baby
我™才不关心 这绝对有保证 [02:16.46] And if I hear you complaining about me
我要是听见你抱怨我 [02:18.68] I slap you harder than I slap that massive elf nerd, Geoffrey
我就比扇那傻精灵Geoffrey更使劲地扇你 [02:21.73] **** you, Santa
去__ __的 老登 [02:22.60] No, **** you, Geoffrey
不 去__ __的，Geoffrey [02:23.47] [02:23.63] Naughty or nice, naughty or nice
坏还是乖 坏还是乖 [02:25.85] I'm the big boy, so I get what I like, baby
我才是老大 我想干啥就干啥 [02:28.87] And what I like is telling every boy and girl
我想干的事就是告诉世界上每一个小孩 [02:31.22] In the whole wide world that they're very, very, very not good
他们都非常非常地- 不乖 [02:34.38] Naughty or nice, naughty or nice
淘气还是乖 淘气还是乖 [02:36.62] I'm the big boy, and I'm bona fide, baby
我是老大 我就要“渎职” 宝贝 [02:39.49] If everybody's on the naughty list, it means that
如果人人都在淘气名单上 [02:42.29] Santa Claus does not owe you shit
圣诞老人就毛也不欠你的
淘气还是乖 淘气还是乖 [00:05.57] I don't really care so I'm checking it once
我并不关心 所以检查只有一次 [00:08.39] Labor laws and we're short on supplies
劳工法加上供应不足 [00:10.68] So I'm taking liberties with the naughty or nice
所以我要敷衍处理一下淘气名单 [00:13.36] [00:13.75] Johnny is a good boy and donates his money
Johnny是个好小伙 还会捐钱做慈善 [00:16.06] But he thinks Dane Cook is funny, naughty
但他认为Dane Cook很好笑-这绝对淘气！ [00:19.09] Danica owns a car and gives her friends rides
Danica有辆车 还让朋友搭车 [00:21.28] Even though they don't go far she makes them pay for petrol, naughty
尽管他们走的并不远 她还让朋友付油钱-淘气！ [00:24.33] Michael farts in his hand then holds it on his brother's face
Michael在手里“放气”然后捂在兄弟脸上 [00:27.03] Pretty ****ing funny but also pretty naughty
相当™好笑 但也绝对淘气！ [00:29.66] Joanna says thank you, is generally good
Joanna会说谢谢 人总体也不错 [00:31.88] But all her answers on dating apps are food, that's basic
但她在约会软件上的答复都是关于食物的-真没劲！ [00:34.74] [00:35.11] Naughty or nice, naughty or nice
顽皮还是乖 顽皮还是乖 [00:37.37] I'm the big boy, so I decide, baby
我才是老大 自然我做主 [00:40.26] If everybody's on the naughty list
如果人人都在淘气名单上 [00:42.57] It means that I don't have to deliver shit
我就毛也不用送！ [00:45.49] [00:46.05] Hey, Santa, do you have a moment?
嘿 老诞 你有空吗？ [00:47.73] Oh, hello Geoffrey, back so soon from your court-mandated coffee break, you Marxist ****?
哦 你好啊 Geoffrey，这么快就从你法定的茶休回来了，你个赤色分子 [00:51.95] You can't talk to me that Santa, and you gotta stop taking liberties with the naughty list, okay?
你不能这么对我说话，你也不能再乱改淘气名单了 OK吗？ [00:55.76] I can do whatever I want, I'm Santa Claus, baby
我想干啥就干啥 我可是圣诞老人 [00:58.67] Why don't you go make me some more PS5s you lazy little communist?
你为啥不给我整几台PS5去，你个gczy懒鬼 [01:01.16] That's not the point
-这不是重点 [01:01.85] You've made me seventeen PS5s
你去给我找17台PS5 [01:03.26] They are very difficult
--他们可不好找了 [01:04.07] For the entire ****ing world so why don't you stay in your lane, Geoffrey?
这可是整个世界的量 所以为啥你不管好你自己的事 Geoffrey [01:07.11] Santa, as your head of staff, I strongly advise-
老诞 作为你的员工总管 我强烈建议你- [01:09.28] Oh, now you're strongly advising me, are you?
哦 现在又该你“强烈建议”了 是吧？ [01:11.23] Come on, mate-
别这样 哥们- [01:11.75] Whose face is on a Coca Cola bottle, Geoffrey?
可口的瓶子上是谁的头像啊 Geoffrey？ [01:13.61] Not getting into this-
我才不和你争这个-- [01:14.16] Is it your face, Geoffrey?
是你的脸吗 Geoffrey？ [01:15.41] Just listen-
你听我说- [01:15.67] Have they started a new campaign? Geoffrey, have I been drinking old Coca Cola
他们是不是开了个新系列啊？小杰，我是不是一直在喝老款可口快乐水 [01:19.66] And have somehow missed your ****ing face on all of the new Coca Cola bottles, huh?
才™错过了新瓶子上你的脸 啊？ [01:26.86] **** you, Santa
去你的，老登- [01:27.63] **** off, Geoffrey
一边去吧，小杰 [01:28.14] [01:28.41] Phillip was named Phillip when he was born
Phillip出生时就叫这名 [01:30.25] But he makes his friends call him Felipe, I think that's naughty
但他让朋友们叫他Felipè 这绝对淘气 [01:33.65] Chris Pratt doing an Italiano accent for Mario
Chris Prrratt用意大利口音学马里奥 [01:37.02] Here we go, right on my naughty list
“走起吧！” 直接进淘气名单 [01:38.87] A naughty man named Billy who touches his dirty willy
Billy没事就“自摸” [01:41.24] When he thinks no one is watching, I'm watching, that's naughty
我可看着呢 真是淘气！ [01:44.35] Every single elf that signed up to unionize, here is a surprise, you are all assholes
对于每一个支持工会化的小精灵，惊喜来了 你们都是_______（自行填空） [01:49.67] All through the year, I've been watching you
一年到头 我一直盯着你 [01:51.70] While you're been asleep, while you've been awake
不管你是睡是醒 [01:53.63] While you've learnt to bake bread
当然也包括你烤面包的时候 [01:55.05] I hear you say "I want to be the best me"
我听你说“人家想做最好的自己嘛” [01:57.35] ****ing baking bread is boring, and that makes you naughty
烤面包™无聊得要死 你铁定淘气 [02:00.39] "I'm gonna start rollerskating" then you spend your time inside
“人家要开始滑旱冰了嘛” 完了你天天在屋里 [02:03.53] Drinking red wine and masturbating, naughty
喝的酩酊大醉还自摸 [02:05.60] Eleven months of the year my job is just to watch you
一年中的十一个月我都盯着你 [02:08.10] So next year find something ****ing entertaining to do
所以下次找点™有意思的事做！ [02:10.85] [02:11.01] Naughty or nice, naughty or nice
调皮还是乖 调皮还是乖 [02:13.43] I couldn't give a **** and you can check on that twice, baby
我™才不关心 这绝对有保证 [02:16.46] And if I hear you complaining about me
我要是听见你抱怨我 [02:18.68] I slap you harder than I slap that massive elf nerd, Geoffrey
我就比扇那傻精灵Geoffrey更使劲地扇你 [02:21.73] **** you, Santa
去__ __的 老登 [02:22.60] No, **** you, Geoffrey
不 去__ __的，Geoffrey [02:23.47] [02:23.63] Naughty or nice, naughty or nice
坏还是乖 坏还是乖 [02:25.85] I'm the big boy, so I get what I like, baby
我才是老大 我想干啥就干啥 [02:28.87] And what I like is telling every boy and girl
我想干的事就是告诉世界上每一个小孩 [02:31.22] In the whole wide world that they're very, very, very not good
他们都非常非常地- 不乖 [02:34.38] Naughty or nice, naughty or nice
淘气还是乖 淘气还是乖 [02:36.62] I'm the big boy, and I'm bona fide, baby
我是老大 我就要“渎职” 宝贝 [02:39.49] If everybody's on the naughty list, it means that
如果人人都在淘气名单上 [02:42.29] Santa Claus does not owe you shit
圣诞老人就毛也不欠你的
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擦听起来像是圣尼古拉斯本尊会干的事情
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这个世界上没有人是乖的，所以圣诞老人压根不用上班