Gaston-Richard White/Jesse Corti

[00:01.81]Who does she think she is? [00:04.89]That girl has tangled with the wrong man. [00:06.71]No one says no to Gaston. [00:08.73]Darn right. [00:10.30]Dismissed, rejected... [00:12.60]publicly humiliated. [00:14.28]Why, it's more than I can bear. [00:16.33]More beer? [00:17.40]What for? [00:18.57]Nothing helps. [00:20.22]I'm disgraced. [00:21.34]Who, you? [00:22.38]Never! [00:23.78]Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together. [00:27.31]Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Gaston [00:30.21]Looking so down in the dumps [00:33.60]Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston [00:36.85]Even when taking your lumps [00:39.97]There's no man in town as admired as you [00:43.21]You're everyone's favorite guy [00:46.48]Everyone's awed and inspired by you [00:50.24]And it's not very hard to see why [00:58.28]No... one's... Slick as Gaston [01:03.65]No one's quick as Gaston [01:05.20]No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston [01:08.60]For there's no man in town half as manly [01:11.48]Perfect, a pure paragon [01:15.23]You can ask any Tom, **** or Stanley [01:17.91]And they'll tell you whose team [01:20.57]They prefer to be on, [01:23.95]No... one's... been like Gaston [01:28.24]A kingpin like Gaston [01:29.65]No one's got a swell cleft [01:31.55]In his chin like Gaston [01:33.40]As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating [01:37.60]My, what a guy, that Gaston [01:40.61]Give five "hurrahs!" Give 12 "hip-hips!" [01:43.46]Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips [01:48.79]No... one... Fights like Gaston [01:52.90]Douses lights like Gaston [01:54.74]In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Gaston [01:58.13]For there's no one as burly and brawny [02:01.31]As you see, I've got biceps to spare [02:04.71]Not a bit of him scraggly or scrawny That's right [02:08.48]And every last inch of me's covered with hair [02:12.70]No one hits like Gaston [02:13.21]Matches wits like Gaston [02:14.82]In a spitting match, [02:16.47]nobody spits like Gaston [02:18.28]I'm especially good at expectorating [02:22.40]Ptooey! Ten points for Gaston! [02:25.90]When I was a lad [02:26.78]I ate four dozen eggs [02:28.43]Every morning to help me get large [02:31.63]And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs [02:35.70]So I'm roughly the size of a barge [02:41.23]No... one... Shoots like Gaston [02:46.30]Makes those beauts like Gaston [02:47.68]Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston [02:51.40]I use antlers in all of my decorating [02:55.50]Say it again [02:56.55]Who's a man among men? [02:58.90]And then say it once more [02:59.64]Who's the hero next door? [03:01.37]Who's a super success? [03:02.98]Don't you know? Can't you guess? [03:04.41]Ask his fans and his five hangers-on [03:07.70]There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down [03:15.90]And his name's G-A-S- T - [03:22.61]G-A-S-T - E - [03:24.96]G-A-S-T-O - oh! [03:27.90]Gaston!