Weird Cousin-Jimmy Fallon

[00:00.000] 作词 : Jimmy Fallon/Sage Boggs [00:01.000] 作曲 : Jimmy Fallon/Sage Boggs [00:09.310]He showed up on a motorcycle
他骑着摩托车现身 [00:11.971]Late on Christmas Eve
圣诞夜姗姗来迟 [00:14.277]Says his name is Leon
自称名叫利昂 [00:16.071]But last year it was Steve
去年却用史蒂夫这名字 [00:18.940] [00:18.961]You don't know if he has a job
你不清楚他有无工作 [00:21.405]And you don't care to ask
也懒得开口打听 [00:23.832]He spends the evening in the corner
他整晚蜷在角落 [00:26.253]Sipping from a flask
捧着酒瓶小口啜饮 [00:28.058] [00:28.079]He's your weird cousin
是你古怪的表亲 [00:29.566]Your weird cousin
古怪的表亲 [00:31.203]Who's so fricking weird
如此特立独行 [00:33.185]Your weird cousin
古怪的表亲 [00:34.369]Your weird cousin
古怪的表亲 [00:35.979]He can't grow a beard
胡子都长不齐 [00:37.985]Your weird cousin
古怪的表亲 [00:39.119]Your weird cousin
古怪的表亲 [00:40.791]Everybody has a weird cousin
谁家没有个怪亲戚 [00:42.729]Your weird cousin
古怪的表亲 [00:43.928]Your weird cousin
古怪的表亲 [00:45.497]And you can't help but love him
你却忍不住喜爱他 [00:47.734] [00:47.755]He shows up on a moped
他骑着助力车赶来 [00:50.088]His hair is soaking wet
头发湿漉漉滴水 [00:52.623]He needs to borrow money
开口说要借钱 [00:54.556]'Cause he lost his in a horseracing bet
因为赌马输光了积蓄 [00:57.342] [00:57.363]He smells like gasoline
浑身汽油味道 [00:59.792]Mixed with the county fair
混着集市气息 [01:02.196]Spends the evening trying to sell
整晚推销着 [01:04.605]The family Tupperware
家里的保鲜盒 [01:06.540] [01:06.561]He's your weird cousin
是你古怪的表亲 [01:07.990]Your weird cousin
古怪的表亲 [01:09.564]He's so fricking strange
如此与众不同 [01:11.594]Your weird cousin
古怪的表亲 [01:12.714]Your weird cousin
古怪的表亲 [01:14.327]Think he might have mange
怀疑他长了疥癣 [01:16.348]Your weird cousin
古怪的表亲 [01:17.462]Your weird cousin
古怪的表亲 [01:19.162]Everybody has a weird cousin
谁家没有个怪亲戚 [01:21.226]Your weird cousin
古怪的表亲 [01:22.343]Your weird cousin
古怪的表亲 [01:23.776]And you can't help but love him
你却忍不住喜爱他 [01:26.007] [01:26.028]Conspiracy theory time
阴谋论时间到 [01:28.167] [01:28.188]The moon landing, it wasn't real, they staged it in L.A.
登月是场骗局 在洛杉矶搭的景 [01:33.879]He believes the FBI is really the CIA
他坚信FBI就是CIA伪装 [01:38.663]The president's a lizard and so are all the royals
总统是蜥蜴人 皇室也不例外 [01:43.157]We should all wear pointy hats made of aluminum foil
该戴锡纸做的尖顶帽 [01:47.381] [01:47.402]He's your weird cousin
是你古怪的表亲 [01:48.749]Your weird cousin
古怪的表亲 [01:50.356]He's so fricking odd
如此荒诞离奇 [01:52.319]Your weird cousin
古怪的表亲 [01:53.591]Your weird cousin
古怪的表亲 [01:55.103]How are you even related?
怎会和你沾亲带故 [01:56.982]How are we related?
我们怎会是亲戚 [01:57.103]Your weird cousin
古怪的表亲 [01:58.359]Your weird cousin
古怪的表亲 [02:00.003]If you don't have a weird cousin
若你说没有怪亲戚 [02:02.170]I'm sorry it's true but look around the room
抱歉 但环顾房间就明白 [02:05.521]The weird cousin is you
那个怪亲戚就是你