Vegas-Bad Meets Evil

[00:02.194]Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha [00:03.239]Got a sh1t-eating grin [00:04.675]B1tch, show me them itty-bitty t1tt1es again [00:06.504]We're in Sin City, since when did we begin to get dignity? [00:09.195]No diggity, b1tch, you need to run and go get your figgity-friends [00:11.650]I'm lookin' at your bum-stiggity-bum, hun [00:13.609]The miggity mack's biggity back, don't act wiggity-wack [00:15.830]You can get the figgity-finger: the middle [00:17.867]You little dizzy b1tch, sit and spiggaty-spin [00:19.304]Got a 6 o'clock cravin', stop, get Cîroc [00:21.028]It's 'bout to be an unbelievable night [00:22.491]I'll call it surreal, Sir Mix-a-Lot tape in [00:24.555]Hit the spot, spot my next victim [00:25.808]I'm picky like I missed a spot shavin' [00:27.376]Came to sip vodka, sh1t, yeah, that little ch1ck is hot [00:29.413]But if she got rabies I wouldn't give the b1tch a shot [00:31.451]I'd poke her in the rear, but I bet if I lick her, she'll try to chase me [00:34.194](Ha ha!) What are you: pit, rott, mixed? [00:35.578]Oh, you just got fixed, well sh1t, then let's lip-lock [00:37.459]If not, then trick, piss off, you snobby little pig snot nose [00:39.784]You think you're hot sh1t 'cause you're in heat [00:41.012]Well, b1tch, if you're solar, then I'm your polar opposite, dog [00:43.154]'Cause I'm colder than popsicle sticks, poppin' sh1t [00:45.165]Talkin' it, walkin' it, spit boxin' [00:46.524]My sick thoughts are 'bout to lick shots, like the sh1t's sobbin' [00:48.640]And drip-droppin' in chocolatey whip-toppin' [00:50.390]So whether you're hip-hop, Slipknot, B.I.G., Pac [00:52.009]Kid Rock, Kris Kross, Rick Ross [00:53.080]You'll dig this; if not, then kick rocks in flip-flops! [00:55.980]And I produced the track [00:56.842]So you don't have to ask who it is when this sh1t knocks (Turn up!) [00:59.663]So crank the volume 'til it's bangin' and I'ma keep on sayin' [01:01.648]All the sh1t I should be hung for and probably killed for sayin' [01:03.660]And I probably will, but not until the day I pop a p1ll again [01:06.011]Like Joplin 'til I drop, and still [01:06.925]If that don't do the job of killin' Shady, then the karma will [01:08.728]They sayin' I must bring it as Mohammad [01:10.086]Until the Parkinson's done ate away my brain [01:11.549]And made me Robin Williams crazy [01:12.646]Or I end up with dementia, but you rockin' with a sadist [01:14.605]Hate to say this, but if the thought is entertainin' [01:16.146]I ain't stoppin' til we explain it [01:17.191]Oh my god, for real, man, not again, I'm shakin' [01:18.759]But before I tie a rope around this nob [01:20.091]If they don't like it, got a knob that they can slob on until it's [01:21.867]Wait, I just forgot what I was thinkin' [01:24.114]What's it called again? I'm blankin' [01:25.472]The thing above the balls between my legs [01:26.752]And I think that I can feel it dangling, it's throbbing and it's veiny [01:28.764]Wait, I think that I got it, okay [01:30.253]B1tch, I got you, (Robin Williams hangin') [01:31.715]B1tch, don't hang in the lobby unless you came to slob me [01:33.701]Come on, kemosabe, it's past time like your favorite hobby [01:36.522]'Cause of the way that I spit she remains on my d1ck [01:38.664]Then she grab me by the nuts [01:39.866]And try to take my sausage as a hostage [01:41.537]Ain't it obvious? Pretty much a no-brainer [01:43.497]Or should I say Cobainer? [01:44.698]That she's plain addicted to my d1ck like Lorena Bobbitt [01:47.232]Gotta wean her off it, weiner off it [01:49.949]Like she took my fvxk1ng pen1s, chopped it [01:51.595]And stuck it up between her armpit [01:53.240]And she began to swing a karambit knife and paint the carpet [01:55.774]At least that's what her train of thought is [01:57.237]'Cause I came, saw, conquered it [01:58.334]Hit it, quit it, and made her plain b-bonkers [02:00.111]And I always end up giving these b1xch3s a complex [02:02.514]And I don't mean apartment [02:03.820]So spread your feet apart [02:04.708]And let me see you do some yoga stretches, splits [02:06.798]Now grab this Cuisinart [02:07.843]And make me breakfast, b1xch, that's a prerequisite [02:09.750]And that's just to get in this bedroom, b1xch [02:11.866]Walked up to that Ke$ha ch1ck (what up?) [02:13.250]Said my name is Booger, wanna catch a flick? [02:15.026]I'll even let you pick, make her fetch a stick [02:17.508]Bet you if you give this old dog these new tricks [02:19.337]To get familiar with I learned extra quick [02:21.217]Kick a pregnant b1xch, oops, I guess the sh1t [02:23.020]Took an unexpected twist like the neck of the freakin' exorcist [02:26.181]Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch [02:27.278]B1xch, I said that this mask ain't for hockey [02:29.028]Hate Versac3, Versac3, I got Münchhausen by proxy [02:31.823]I'm making you sick, don't pretend you can't hear me [02:33.678]You deaf, girl, I said you was foxy [02:35.454]I'll tell a b1xch like Bizarre [02:36.813]B1xch, shut the fvxk up and get in my car [02:38.902]And suck my fvxk1ng d1xk while I take a sh1t [02:40.653]And I think with my d1xk, so come blow my mind [02:42.847]And it tastes like humble pie, so swallow my pride [02:44.963]You're lucky just to follow my ride [02:46.530]If I let you run alongside the Humvee [02:48.986]Unless you're Nicki, grab you by the wrist, let's ski [02:51.363]So what's it gon' be? Put that sh1t away, Iggy [02:53.897]You gon' blow that rap3 whistle or me? [02:56.509](Squee!) I love it, love it, love it [02:58.494]'Fore I get lost we're gettin' off [03:00.035]Like this is our exit, now let's hit the highway [03:02.151]And try not to get lost 'til we get to Las Vegas [03:04.424](Party, do it 'til tomorrow, no sorrow) [03:06.070]Vegas [03:07.350]'Til we get to Las Vegas [03:08.421](Party, do it 'til tomorrow) [03:10.223]Vegas [03:11.190]'Till we get to Las Vegas [03:12.417](Party, do it 'til tomorrow, no sorrow) [03:14.011]Vegas [03:15.186]'Til we get to Las Vegas [03:16.963](Party, do it 'til tomorrow) [03:18.138]Vegas [03:19.235]Whatever happens here, stays here [03:24.120]So let's go all the way dear [03:27.203]'Til we get to Las Vegas [03:28.300]Whatever happens in my room, it stays in my room [03:30.782]Like movie night like cable [03:32.453]Treat every women in my stable like flavors [03:34.700]Lick her like she kryptonite and I get weak after like seven days [03:37.730]And seven nights in the Days Inn, it's Hot Vegas [03:40.577]We roll in circles and packs, we the lifesavers [03:43.085]She got a boyfriend, I got a toy then [03:45.097]I'll bring it with me when I show up to her crib wavin' [03:47.134]And I ain't tryna meet a nice neighbor [03:48.675]I'm so Jay Electronic, I'm cut like I'm all out of razors [03:51.366]And all I got is a gun left with a bayonet on it [03:53.874]Neck so frozen it look like I walked in a jewelry store [03:56.303]With about a million dollars with your mama [03:57.923]And sat down and did an ALS challenge [03:59.882]Haaaan! I stole that adlib from French [04:02.207]Bad and Evil back at it again [04:04.192]About to get my back tatted again [04:06.230]About to get a pic of a backstabber with an axe in his hand [04:08.999]Sittin' on a bike in the sand [04:10.305]If you ain't been through nothin' [04:11.480]Then that shouldn't mean nothin' to you like likes on the 'Gram [04:13.936]If she current, I keep her pu55y purrin' like the pipes on a Lamb [04:18.298]Look like she been gettin' high on a flight to Japan [04:20.597]I keep my jewelry on while I'm fvxk1n' [04:22.243]Sound like I'm shakin' up dice in a can [04:24.202]Listen, though this ain't Christmas [04:25.848]I make you my ex miss if this is my passion [04:28.486]I learn to give those who don't appreciate my presence [04:30.706]The gift of my absence [04:32.300]I don't know who you been listenin' to [04:33.867]Got me fvxk3d up like Pookie in the chicken coop [04:35.748]B1xch, I don't give a two sh1ts [04:37.786](B1xch, get the **** out of my face!) [04:39.248]To make a long story short, I don't really gotta stand there [04:41.521]And listen to you while you throw a silly tantrum [04:43.297]Even though I have an affinity for a witty banter [04:45.413]Startin' to feel like foulplay like Billy Laimbeer [04:47.503]Hold up, she misunderstood me, I said say, por favor [04:50.298]Thought I said the Wraith had four doors [04:51.866]I knock a n1gga face off [04:53.015]Give him the bottom of the 9 like a baseball scoreboard (Whatever) [04:56.045]I leave the club with my tab still open [04:58.031]Won't even get a cab for you and yo' friend [05:00.173]The only fear I have is of loathin' [05:02.210]And I won't even kick in 'til we get to Las Vegas [05:04.640](Party, do it 'til tomorrow, no sorrow) [05:06.677]Vegas [05:07.356]'Til we get to Las Vegas [05:08.453](Party, do it 'til tomorrow) [05:10.021]Vegas [05:11.222]'Til we get to Las Vegas [05:12.528](Party, do it 'til tomorrow, no sorrow) [05:14.044]Vegas [05:15.297]'Til we get to Las Vegas [05:16.473](Party, do it 'til tomorrow) [05:17.962]Vegas [05:19.242]Whatever happens here, stays here [05:24.048]So let's go all the way dear [05:27.235]'Til we get to Las Vegas, Vegas, Vegas, Vegas, Vegas