ShadyXV-Eminem

[00:05.22]I'm liable to start a violent [00:06.41]spark with a silent thought [00:07.61]I disgust you like dialogue [00:09.10]from The Shop to The Wired Frog [00:10.44]Night club, *******t, [00:11.02]I was taught if your CD's on fire [00:12.70]You had to put it out yourself [00:13.79]like Highland Park, [00:14.60]no fire department [00:15.67]So you might not hear sirens at all [00:17.20]But don't be alarmed [00:18.04]if I sound off [00:19.06]Something just ain't right with me, dawg [00:20.77]A martyr on a private charter, [00:22.08]whose life could be harder? [00:22.96]Widely regarded highly, bite me, [00:24.28]sweetheart, I'm slightly retarded [00:25.85]But tonight I'm starting *******t, [00:27.03]I'm feeling self righteous [00:28.02]I might just hop in a mosh pit on some [00:29.71]Mike Tyson and Pac *******t [00:30.84]Looking to box with anybody, [00:32.20]disorderly conduct [00:33.03]I'll ******* around and snort a key [00:34.62]and pick a fight with a locksmith [00:35.96]Fan of the LOX, bananas, [00:37.08]manic, I'm going in shock [00:38.24]Frantic, I'm trapped in a closet [00:39.56]Panic attack [00:40.09]cause I'm claustrophobic [00:40.64] [00:41.22]No, *******, [00:41.79]I mean I can't maneuver [00:42.67]from movement [00:43.05]Cause I have no room for improvement [00:44.78]I'm practically squashed, [00:45.86]unpacked it and boxed it [00:46.92]Toxic, hands are arsenic, [00:48.25]flammable bars, examine the content [00:50.35]Bar exam, start of insanity [00:51.58]Charles Hamilton slash Manson and Bronson [00:53.78] [00:54.37]Animal snarls, cannibal jaws [00:55.79]Shark mandibles, [00:56.45]lambs to the slaughter [00:57.44]Looking scamp as Hannibal stalking [00:59.05]Anthony Hopkins [00:59.71]with his hands in his pockets [01:01.05] [01:03.27]Black out, Zach Galifianakis, [01:04.86]gallons of Vodka [01:05.52]But that gal has some knockers [01:07.05]I bet you they ring a bell [01:08.08]when I come back [01:08.69]and I'm conscious [01:09.47] [01:10.12]What happened, doc? [01:10.72]I passed out again [01:11.48]Alcohol's making me [01:12.09]break into vacant's naked [01:13.10]Stole a Magnum box [01:14.15]and bag Cirocs in back of a Datsun [01:16.09]Fell asleep watching Fear Factor [01:17.14]and Scare Tactics [01:17.68]Too close to the StairMaster [01:19.03]Poked a hole in the air [01:20.37]mattress and popped it [01:21.51]Woke up shortly thereafter, hungover [01:23.18]No underwear, [01:23.85]grasping a Bayer Aspirin and dropped it [01:25.77]Air Max in my closet, [01:26.85]preposterous Nikes made out of ostrich [01:28.65]And the cross stitching is a cross mixing [01:30.44]Of a rhinoceros, possum skin, [01:31.73]giraffe and a dolphin [01:32.98]been Fin Dockers, OshKoshes, [01:34.98]drop ******es [01:35.65]Swatch watches and sneakers [01:36.81]matches with the Parkers [01:37.73]But it's like being overstaffed [01:38.74]at a boxing gym [01:40.32]With all these trainers, [01:41.03]but I don't have any boxers [01:42.17]And I'm standing here naked, [01:43.57]hangover, still wasted [01:44.62]Like paper you write raps on, [01:46.06]obnoxious [01:46.79]Yo, why does it always sound [01:48.68]like I'm grabbing my nostrils? [01:50.06]******* that, I'll battle 'em all, [01:51.60]I'll battle a mall [01:52.60] [01:53.14]I'll stand there [01:53.74]and yell that at a wall [01:54.80]Until the mannequin doll scatter [01:56.15]and the inanimate o**ects [01:57.65]That I'm battering all shatter and fall [01:59.26]Cause I hear the track [02:00.11]and I'm starting to get ******* amped [02:01.43]I'mma spark plug, [02:02.07]I'm like the car [02:02.76]with the cables hooked up [02:03.59]to my ******* back, I'm a Duracell [02:05.10]But I sure as hell got it backwards [02:06.47]cause y'all could get jumped [02:07.39]And I'd catch the battery charge, but [02:08.69] [02:09.61]I got a hunch like your back [02:10.77]when it's arching [02:11.24]When I start attacking your squadron [02:12.41]You'll feel like MasterCard [02:13.30]when I'm charging [02:14.00]So take a swipe at me, [02:15.10]I'm coming straight at you [02:16.25]Like Clay Matthews [02:16.80]from the Green Bay Packers [02:17.73]So get the sack of Wisconsin [02:19.41]That's nutbag that I'm talking, [02:20.73]who am I kidding? [02:21.82]You *******s are all gonna do my bidding [02:23.37]Don't get dragged to the auction [02:24.75]Neiman Marcus, [02:25.63]bags of Vuitton and all [02:26.58]I'll push a ******* into oncoming traffic, [02:28.27]just watch this [02:29.22]Stretched, tinted, black sedan my ass [02:30.57]See how mad you act [02:31.58]when I drop you off at Saks Fifth Ave [02:33.13]In a ******* taxi cab to go shopping [02:34.58]Affable guy next door is laughable [02:36.18]My next whore's gonna [02:37.40]have mechanical arms [02:38.41]That'll jack me off [02:39.24]with a lotion dispenser [02:40.18]with a motion sensor [02:41.30]No emotion hence [02:42.03]I guess this sick ******* dies hard [02:43.70]I got a Magic Johnson [02:44.71] [02:45.32]It's like a Magic Wand allows me [02:46.74]to not let a blonde arouse me [02:47.94]If Ronda Rousey was on the couch [02:49.30]with the condoms out [02:50.15]Holding a thousand Magnums [02:51.25]at once to pounce me [02:52.16]I'll laugh in response to [02:53.06]how she dances and flaunts it around me [02:54.51]Her flat little badonkadonk [02:55.46]is bouncing around [02:56.26]And all I see is Paulie Malign now, [02:57.89]she's slaughterhouse in a blouse [02:59.00]And Madonna with mud on her, [03:00.33]God dammit I am misogynist [03:01.60]I slap Linda Ronstadt with a lobster, [03:04.11]throw her off a balcony [03:05.12]Just so happens she's fond of algae [03:06.75]Cause now she's faceplants on the concrete [03:08.81]Complete lack of responsibility [03:10.74]Half you *******s ain't strong [03:11.86]enough to pick up a spirit [03:13.16]*******t, you fags couldn't shoplift [03:14.46]at a thrift shop [03:15.38]But I let the track lift 'em up, [03:16.90]boost the energy [03:17.56]Klepto, I'm back to rip shop up, [03:18.94]but my thing is this now [03:20.23]Five-finger discount [03:21.52]Been rapping so long [03:22.60]I've been killing this *******t, it's easy [03:24.08]Kidnapping your mom [03:25.07]cause I'm still in this *******, thievery [03:26.88]Ransom for JonBenét Ramsey, [03:28.64]Chandra Levy, and Gary Condit [03:30.60]("Em") Paul was scared that [03:31.68]if I went back to the blonde [03:32.74]I might relapse, get on some bull*******t [03:33.97]Perhaps I'll launch some cracker [03:35.07]taunts at Action Bronson [03:35.95]Macklemore, Mac Miller and Asher Roth [03:37.87]And have some back and forths [03:39.28]And record a wack response [03:40.27]to Kendrick Lamar's "Control" verse [03:41.84]And perform "Fack" in concert [03:42.98] [03:46.10]Yo, I put that *******t on a greatest hits album [03:47.80] [03:48.37]Now that was awesome [03:49.17]It takes some massive ******* [03:50.15]to do some *******t like that [03:51.80]Sometimes I have to ponder [03:52.86]why people are like [03:53.66](I'll stick around) [03:55.41]And put up with my crap so long for [03:57.19]What's the attraction, mama? [03:58.11]Is it the fact that I'm a walking, [04:00.08]talking, actual quadruple entendre [04:02.03]Or the pointy nose [04:03.15]that's pointing at you, mama? [04:04.47]Who knows at this point, [04:05.47]it's always poking so meh [04:06.52]Still get along with this voice [04:07.84]cause that's the monster [04:08.70]So do-si-do with a sociopath, [04:10.59]everyone who knows me knows that [04:12.21]What they don't know is the fact Rihanna [04:13.90]calls me Pinocchio, meh [04:15.15]She loves the way I lie [04:16.06]Sits on my face [04:16.74]and waits for my nose to grow [04:18.20]Pathological liar, [04:20.17]oh, why am I such an ******* [04:22.19]That my disguise is pants, [04:23.16]but they on fire [04:24.51]So am I-a, wooh, Cappadonna, [04:27.06]cut the track off [04:27.90] [04:29.47]Sabotage Christmas, [04:30.50]crap in your stocking [04:31.39]I'm wrapping up all the presents [04:32.63]In ******* camouflage [04:33.73]so you can't even find 'em [04:34.97]Jack Santa Claus, [04:35.76]snap Rudolph's antlers off [04:36.92]Wrap his schnoz in gauze [04:38.14]bandage and blind him [04:39.07]Blowing the head gasket at Bed, [04:40.37]Bath and Beyond [04:41.09]Put the basket back [04:41.87]while the bath salt packets are gone, I [04:44.11]Know you really tired of me [04:45.10]sampling Billy Squier [04:46.42]But classic rock acid rap is the genre [04:48.48]Got Slash on guitar, [04:49.38]spla*******ng Bizarre, [04:50.27]Thrasher and Aerosmith [04:51.45]And I'm a spectacular archer, [04:52.85]feed count Dracula Chocula [04:54.38]Godzilla, half dragon and Bob Dylan [04:56.59]Bandwagoners, [04:57.39]I'm kicking the damn stragglers off [04:58.65]