Right For Me-Eminem

[00:04.35]I feel phenomenal as usual [00:05.62]Pharmaceuticals [00:06.32]Glue stick to crucify me at Bonnaroo [00:08.24]But I don't know if I'm in Tennessee [00:09.51]Chicago or Houston [00:10.35]In the corner tryna seek solitude [00:11.24]Shallow but such a hollow dude [00:12.34]I won't even swallow solid food [00:13.96]Alcoholic too [00:15.01]Plus I'm on lean like the Tower of Pisa [00:16.96]Top it off I'm on mushrooms [00:18.16]So **** all of ya [00:19.39]Roses are violet [00:19.87]Mollies are blue [00:20.43]Lost in a ball of confusion [00:21.62]It's all an illusion [00:22.52]It's probably the shrooms I'm on [00:23.78]Cuz I think I started hallucinatin' [00:24.82]Cuz I just thought I just heard [00:26.20]Jay Electronica and Odd Future's new **** [00:27.61]And all I can do is follow the music [00:28.93]And end up wit Paula Abdul at Lollapalooza [00:30.58]Filling water balloons wit nail polish remova [00:32.38] [00:33.46]Just a pro'lem in wallowin' fumes [00:34.47]I feel uptight I got to get loosa [00:36.77]Afta I finish polishin' off [00:37.77]This bottle of booze I got a solution [00:39.34]Concentrated like orange juice [00:40.34]So I'm not as diluted [00:41.58]Cuz all this delusion got me seein' **** [00:43.17]Excusez-moi but that coochie did pass [00:44.33]Ya see her ass [00:45.33]Wouldn't make her my main squeeze [00:46.61]But juicier ass it belongs in a juicer [00:48.75]It's mouth waterin' too [00:49.74]So I walked up to it like I'm Marshall [00:51.71]Wanna try to meet my standards [00:52.80]I'll duce ya [00:53.25]Oh I'm a misogynist too [00:54.52]But I'm not a masseuse [00:55.62]But my attitude is rubbin' off on the youth [00:57.28]A chronic abuser [00:58.00] [00:58.62]Not only user of ********* [00:59.50]I mean verbal assault [01:00.89]That I use to smoke all of ya losers [01:02.79]Got a bazooka a shotgun [01:03.92]A ruger a Glock and a nuke [01:05.25]And a Rottweiler too [01:05.88]I'm not in the mood so [01:07.35]When I say I'm bringin' the Tech out [01:09.00]I'm not comin' to repair [01:09.86]Yo ******* electronic computers [01:11.21] [01:12.20]God I'm goin' to puke [01:13.15]I'm so gone off the hookah [01:14.06]I think I swallowed a loofa [01:15.03]I'm tore up demolished [01:16.08]A ******* stone like Oliver [01:17.69]Like I looked Medusa [01:18.43]In the eyeball to seduce her [01:19.93]The thoughts I produce are loony tunes [01:22.01]The box of usable latex gloves [01:23.31]And the socks and the shoes [01:24.39]2 replace next up Veronica's boobs [01:26.32]And a paychecks [01:26.81]That were stuffed in a glove box [01:27.93]In a blue Honda wit used condoms were clues [01:29.46] [01:30.23]The girl was just not the one suitable fo' or [01:31.90] [01:32.45]Right fo' me will change me [01:35.32]Rearrange my head 2 be [01:38.92] [01:39.73]Just right fo' ya and me [01:42.82]Don't laugh please listen [01:45.48] [01:49.48]Thought I'd give in to the pressure [01:50.62]Collapse and crumble perhaps [01:51.75]Relapsing under that [01:52.59]Well that's a bunch of crap [01:53.56]In the clutch I'm the Captain Crunch of rap [01:55.02]And I'm sick of acting humble [01:56.08]That's enough of that [01:56.76]**** that **** cut the sack [01:57.66]Like it's a natural reaction [01:58.57]That's why I'm actually trapped in [01:59.70]This shoving match [02:00.54]Cuz push keeps coming to that [02:01.65]I can keep getting my ass kicked [02:02.78]Im coming back [02:03.28]Like a sarcastic crumpled sack of **** [02:04.63]Still mad [02:04.97]Disgruntled had sum' struggles yeah [02:05.99]But that passionate hunger's back [02:07.49]The fantastic juggling act [02:08.23]& the way I flip my tongue on the track [02:09.89]It's like verbal acrobatics but in fact [02:11.56]Last time I tried to [02:12.50]Pull off a dramatic stunt as drastic [02:13.71]I ******* crashed my hovercraft [02:14.50]Afta I strapped the duffel bag to my back [02:16.07]And stuck the massive punchin' bag in it [02:17.83]An elastic bungee strap [02:18.55]Proper plaster a thumb tack [02:19.62]& a piece of plastic bubble wrap [02:20.78]Went spastic and ******' snapped [02:22.25]Jumped and splashed in a puddle of battery acid [02:24.05]Stumbled back recovered back flipped [02:25.27]And landed on a gymnastic tumble mat [02:26.80] [02:27.95]And for my last trick lunge on back lash [02:29.37]On a N A S A shuttle flap [02:30.39]******' snapped the rudder in half [02:31.44]Chuckled and laughed [02:31.90]Buttaled my last rebuttal [02:32.56]And just asked him to come crash [02:33.73]And I go grab my Go-Go-Gadget [02:35.22]Inflatable gigantic humongous mattress [02:37.25]And ceramic construction hat [02:38.43]Rubbed my magic mushroom tat [02:39.26]Fell off then splat get up from that [02:40.67]Face taped to a waste paper basket [02:41.85]Throw up then gas lungs collapse [02:42.92]And that's mor likely [02:44.07]Than finding someone that's [02:45.53]Right fo' me will change me [02:48.50]Rearrange my head 2 be [02:52.25] [02:52.78]Just right for ya and me [02:55.92]Don't laugh please listen [02:58.22] [03:03.19]Couple of shots of Jäger [03:04.60]Public intoxication dis ******* intoxication [03:06.05] [03:06.83]Flooded wit thoughts of anger [03:07.85]While I was away I know probably sum' [03:09.55]Of ya got 2 thinking [03:10.27]'You're top 10 ain't ya ' [03:10.99]Stop cuz ya ****** are talking crazy [03:12.08]And stop interrupting [03:13.05]You're not even up in the conversation [03:14.33] [03:15.56]Whether you're punchin' a clock or famous [03:17.09]Underground pop or nameless [03:18.08]Whatever yo job is [03:18.89]I came 2 **** wit yo occupation [03:20.31]You're thinking just cuz ya came in wit scrubs [03:22.27]And ya brought the scalpel and sponge [03:23.31]The oxygen tank and the suction [03:24.22]And shot the brain surgeon [03:24.98]Stuck in the operating room [03:26.20]Once ya done swapped yo name wit him [03:27.43]Smuggled in Ronald Reagan [03:28.31]Dug him up Donald Fagen [03:29.23]While juggling waffles baking [03:30.44]******* McDonald's egg [03:31.63]And cheese sausage bagel finagle [03:32.47]They flung it across the table [03:33.82]Then bump it and knock it shake it [03:35.38]Jumped and got in the way [03:36.29]Then disrupted my concentration [03:37.35]I said **** it and lost my patience [03:38.60]Since they all woke up from sedation [03:39.73]Ain't none of ya Doctor Dre [03:40.71]So then what does it got ya thinking [03:41.90]Ya can **** wit this operation aftamath [03:44.74] [03:45.52]Still running hip-hop amazing [03:46.20]I'm still plugging along [03:47.45]No need for an assumption [03:48.30]Here's confirmation [03:48.61]I'm up for the long duration [03:49.90] [03:50.72]I'm just looking for sumething 2 walk away wit [03:52.25]Sum' pocket change and a lil integrity [03:53.83]Tho' I'll probably be jumping across the stage [03:55.33]Till I'm ******* Madonna's age and [03:56.68]Stuck in an awkward place in my life [03:58.39]But I **** ya not like [03:59.56]I'm ****** up wit constipation [04:00.77]That day will come [04:01.52]Befor I stumble upon sum' lady thats [04:03.30]Right for me will change me [04:06.25]Rearrange my head 2 be [04:09.70] [04:10.41]Just right for ya and me [04:13.59]Don't laugh please listen