Punk *****-Too $hort

[00:00.00] 作词 : Eaton, Shaw [00:00.22] 作曲 : Eaton [00:00.44] 编曲 : Eaton [00:00.67]Write a little save-a-ho speech all these fake-ass hoes...
写篇拯救婊子的演讲稿 这群虚伪的贱货... [00:10.50]Fake punk-ass *******...
装腔作势的废物... [00:14.00]Do you know what I mean, Vern?
你懂我意思吗 弗恩？ [00:15.27]******'em up like that, man...
就这么干翻他们 老兄... [00:18.69]$hort Dog's in the house, **********!
$hort Dog驾到 他妈的！ [00:21.69]She's a punk-ass **********, ho, tramp and a slut
她是个烂货 贱人 荡妇和骚货 [00:24.89]Took her to the motel just to **********
带她去汽车旅馆就为办了她 [00:26.51]Last night she licked all on my *********
昨晚她舔遍我的老二 [00:29.47]********** got wet like Niagara-falls
下面湿得像尼亚加拉瀑布 [00:31.93]Dropped my drawls and ********** said: "**********t!"
褪下裤衩时她尖叫："靠！" [00:34.56]Skinny *********a with a fat-ass **********
瘦竹竿身子配着肥臀 [00:36.81]It's like a T-P-trea**ent, thangs so foul
就像卫生纸处理 场面太糜烂 [00:39.21]From the tip of my head to the crack of my ass
从我的头顶到屁股缝 [00:41.66]She got busy so I called to the crew
她忙活起来我赶紧呼叫兄弟 [00:44.50]You ******* know what to do
你们这帮混蛋知道该怎么做 [00:47.20]Hoes try to front like they ain't no tramps
婊子们装纯好像不是破鞋 [00:49.41]Try to get that ********** and she say you can't
想占便宜她却说你不配 [00:51.90]Me and my partners we got that game
我和兄弟们精通这套路 [00:54.36]Check a **********-ass ********** and make her throw that thang
收拾贱货让她扭臀摆腰 [00:56.81]You wine and dine that nasty freak
你请恶心的骚货吃喝玩乐 [00:59.40]Dropped her off and got a kiss on cheek
送她回家只得脸颊一吻 [01:01.95]You never even know how she ran in the house
你永远不知道她冲进家门 [01:04.51]Jumped on the phone and started to burnin' me out
抓起电话就开始诋毁我 [01:06.96]She kept beepin' so I made the call
她不停呼叫我只能回电 [01:09.55]********** on the phone jackin' off
电话那头传来自慰声响 [01:12.15]Sounded like she was havin' fun
听来她正享受欢愉 [01:14.56]Playin' with her pearl tongue
把玩着珍珠般的舌头 [01:17.02]I said: "**********, I'm on my way!"
我说："宝贝 我马上到！" [01:19.57]I givit to you, homeboy, play by play
老铁 我给你现场直播 [01:21.96]She had on polkadots with miniskirt
她穿着波点迷你裙 [01:24.62]Jumped in the car straight went to work
跳上车就直接开工 [01:27.21]I must to bust two **** back to back
我不得不连续爆发两轮 [01:29.61]Never seen a ********** work head like that
从未见过如此厉害的口活 [01:32.02]She had me jumpin' out of my seat
她让我爽得跳出座位 [01:34.75]Workin' her jaws to the beat
下巴随着节奏运动 [01:37.08]She was a good **********sucker, I can't lie
她确实是个高手 我不说谎 [01:39.68]Sucked so good I thought I'd die
舒服得让我以为要升天 [01:42.04]********** blew me up and blew me down
这妞让我上天入地 [01:44.60]All the way back to the Oakland-town
一路爽回奥克兰老家 [01:47.15]Baby started to singin': "I love you!"
宝贝开始唱起："我爱你！" [01:49.66]Tellin' me things she wanted to do
说着她想做的各种事情 [01:52.11]If I needed some money come to her
我需要钱时可以找她 [01:54.70]Anythin' I want is everythin' I'm worth
我要的就是我的价值 [01:57.10]And you know what I said? I told the **********
知道我说什么？我告诉那妞 [01:59.70]I said: "**********, I'm rich!"
我说："宝贝 老子有钱！" [02:10.42]********** these hoes, man...
去他妈的这些贱货... [02:13.32]I ain't trippin'...I'm like hell...
我才不在意...我像地狱... [02:19.43]Long-hair suckers...
长发的舔狗... [02:22.63]I know you're fine, **********
我知道你漂亮 小妞 [02:23.93]But you got no cash you need to get a job
但你没钱就该去找工作 [02:26.41]But your lazy-ass try to juice me up
你这懒鬼还想占我便宜 [02:29.05]I ain't no punk
我可不是软蛋 [02:30.62]I put you in the rap with some serious funk
我要用硬核说唱教训你 [02:32.91]I wouldn't buy you a car, no diamonds and **********t
不会给你买车 钻石和狗屁 [02:35.41]All the time talkin' about your fake-ass gifts
整天吹嘘你那些假礼物 [02:37.91]George bought you a ring, John bought you a chain
乔治送你戒指 约翰送你项链 [02:40.47]**********, I'm buyin' you an ounce of this game
宝贝 我送你一盎司现实教训 [02:42.97]You better take it and shut the ********** up
你最好收声乖乖拿着 [02:45.42]Stop runnin' your mouth like a sucka
别再像舔狗一样喋喋不休 [02:47.76]Cause you's a punk **********
因为你就是个废物 [02:49.22]It shows a mile away
一英里外都能看出来 [02:50.52]Everythin' you say and everythin' you do
你说的每句话做的每件事 [02:52.82]Makes you a punk **********, no good, no doubt
都证明你是个烂货 毫无疑问 [02:55.48]All I gotta do is stick a ********** in your mouth
我只需把老二塞你嘴里 [02:57.95]Wanna give up the **********, **********, I pass
想献身？不了 我拒绝 [03:00.70]You're too slim, I like your mama's ass
你太瘦 我喜欢你妈的屁股 [03:03.25]Pops came home, came up to show
老爹回家 上来炫耀 [03:05.64]Family in the backroom, I'm ******'em both
母女在里屋 我照单全收 [03:08.44]Now I'm the stepdaddy and the son in law
现在我是继父又是女婿 [03:10.69]You call me Too $hort they call me too raw
你叫我Too $hort 他们叫我太生猛 [03:13.23]I creep by one room in to the next
我潜行于各个房间 [03:15.84]Nothin' goin' on but some serious ***
除了疯狂做爱没别的事 [03:18.23]Some of these hoes might think I'm played
有些贱货可能觉得我老土 [03:20.73]Bald-head ********** need some dookie braids
光头妞需要编脏辫 [03:23.23]Cause that nappy-hair don't even hit
因为那乱发根本不行 [03:25.73]What's cookin' in the kitchen
你后颈上的东西 [03:27.27]On the back of your neck
像烧糊的米饭 [03:28.34]Like you burned the rice and wanna front on me
还想在我面前装模作样 [03:30.79]You could never ********** with $hort, baby
你永远配不上$hort 宝贝 [03:33.20]I'm from the O-A-K-L-A-N-D
我来自奥克兰 [03:35.64]I slap you in the face with reality
用现实打你耳光 [03:38.30]These punk-ass hoes out there are sick
外面这些贱货有病 [03:41.20]Happy walkin' around with a trippy **********
顶着烂逼还得意洋洋 [03:43.35]So beautiful fine young thang
那么美丽年轻的尤物 [03:45.80]To get that ********* was just like a dream
得到她就像做梦 [03:48.30]But now three days later ask Kool Moe
但三天后问酷莫 [03:50.80]You feel burnin' sensation down below
你下面会有灼烧感 [03:53.30]You're a true blue victim of a punk-ass **********
你就是个标准受害者 [03:56.00]Thought she was a ********** and she gave you the **********t
以为她是处女结果染病 [03:58.50]So for all you hoes that live like this
所有这样生活的婊子们 [04:00.87]All the homies in the house say: "punk-ass **********!"
全场兄弟齐喊："烂货！"