Eris Pump up Shoes-Various Artists

[00:00.00]Pump it! I'm running on air! I'm walking on clouds!
弹起来！我已经脱离了地面，我在天上飞！ [00:04.01]I don't exercise. I don't care... pump it!
我从不锻炼。 没关系，弹起来！ [00:07.00]*pumping & explosion & moan*
(打气声&爆炸&呻吟) [00:08.77]I paid top-dollar for these incredible
我花了大价钱 [00:10.46]high-technology polyester shoes to walk around
买了这些不可思议的高科技聚酯鞋用来逛商场 [00:12.44]the mall and shop for more sports equipment
并且买一大堆这辈子 [00:13.75]I won't play sports in!
都不用的体育用品 [00:15.35]I need to get more from life. Much more!
我要多买点这些破烂玩意，越多越好！ [00:17.33]I need to get high, really high! High on air!
我要非得更高，直冲云霄！ [00:19.47]*pumping & explosion*
(打气声&爆炸) [00:20.68]Oh yeah! These Eris shoes really pump up!
wow！这些鞋弹性真棒！ [00:24.18]That's right! You can now buy some air!
没错，现在你能让你脚下生风！ [00:27.15]The science of sports and marketing
是体育和营销的技术 [00:28.39]results in a shoe that pumps!
造就了这款充气鞋！ [00:30.18]Sound silly to you? What if we told you that
听起来可笑吗？要是我告诉你 [00:32.25]Eris Pump-Up would improve your game by 300%?
艾丽思充气鞋能提高你300%的体育成绩呢？ [00:35.75]But I don't have a game!
但我不做任何运动…… [00:37.70]You gotta have game! Be a winner!
你一定要做运动！做个人生赢家！ [00:40.26]Pump up, and slam dunk!
飞起来，大灌篮！ [00:41.67]*pumping*
打气声 [00:43.17]Oh yeah! God, the size of your shoes!
喔，天哪，你的尺寸真舒服…… [00:46.62]You'll shave seconds off your personal best!
你会大幅打破你的个人最好成绩！ [00:48.99]Oh yeah! You mean I can
太棒了！那你说 [00:50.78]whack off even more times a day?
我一天能不能多撸几次？ [00:53.18]Absolutely! Probably five times more!
那绝对,或许一天五次还要多！(ps:渣渣) [00:55.26]Because you'll be walking on air!
因为你 [00:57.40]You'll feel so much more athletic
当你穿上你的充气鞋后 [00:59.01]after pumping up your shoes, you'll
你会感到更有活力 [01:00.73]automatically lose weight and feel high-tech!
你还会自动减肥并且感受到高科技！ [01:03.43]Just like a sports star! You ARE a star!
就像体育明星一般！不，你就是明星! [01:06.46]Now you're a winner! With air in shoes!
现在穿着你的充气鞋，你就是成功者！ [01:09.72]Now I can reach for the stars!
我现在手可摘星辰！ [01:11.48]I've pumped up my ego!
我给自己打足了气！ [01:13.22]*pumping*
打气声 [01:14.93]Pump it up! With Eris!
穿着艾丽思，飞起来！