Funny Honey-Renée Zellweger/John C. Reilly/Taye Diggs

[00:23.58]Sometimes I'm right
有时是我对 [00:25.88]Sometimes I'm wrong
有时是我错 [00:28.31]But he doesn't care
但他并不在意 [00:31.24]He'll string along
只是陪伴着我 [00:34.94]He loves me so
他爱我如此之深 [00:37.73]That funny honey of mine
我那有趣的爱人 [00:46.18]Sometimes I'm down
有时我心情低落 [00:48.72]Sometimes I'm up
有时我满心欢喜 [00:51.20]But he follows 'round
但他都依依相随 [00:53.69]Like some droopy-eyed pup
就像只垂眼狗狗 [00:58.44]He loves me so
他爱我如此之深 [01:01.12]That funny honey of mine
我那有趣的爱人 [01:09.45]He ain't no sheik
他不会拈花惹草 [01:12.25]That's no great physique
体格也不强健 [01:14.12]Lord knows, he ain't got the smarts
天知道 他资质也不够聪明 [01:19.71]Oh, but look at that soul
可瞧瞧他的灵魂 [01:22.33]I tell you, the whole
跟你说呀 他的整个灵魂 [01:25.43]Is a whole lot greater than
可是比他身上所有部位 [01:28.12]The sum of his parts
全加起来要伟岸 [01:33.60]And if you knew him like me
若你像我一般了解他 [01:39.45]I know you'd agree
你也定会同意 [01:44.98]What if the world
如果世人 [01:46.97]Slandered my name?
皆毁我名誉 [01:49.76]Why, he'd be right there
他会挺身而出 [01:52.56]Taking the blame
承担骂名 [01:56.23]He loves me so
他爱我如此之深 [01:59.64]And it all suits me fine
一切都正合我意 [02:07.13]That funny, sunny, honey
我那有趣的、开朗的、亲爱的 [02:11.44]Hubby of mine ……
丈夫 [02:15.42]【I mean supposin', just supposin', he had violated her [02:16.42]
阿莫斯：我是说假设啊，假设他说不准会 [02:18.76]or somethin'...you know what I mean...violated? [02:19.02]
侵犯她或什么的…你懂我的意思吧，“侵犯” [02:20.50]【I know what you mean...】
检察官：我懂你的意思…… [02:21.63]【...or somethin'. Think how terrible that would have been. [02:22.42]
阿莫斯：或者别的事情 想想那会多可怕！ [02:24.62]It's a good thing I came home from work on time,
幸亏我下班后及时到家 [02:27.07]I'm tellin' ya that! I say I'm tellin' ya that!】
我告诉你 事情经过就是那样 [02:27.97]He loves me so
他爱我如此之深 [02:28.95]That funny honey of mine
我那有趣的爱人啊 [02:32.80]【Name of deceased... Fred Casely.】
检察官：死者是…福瑞德·凯斯利 [02:34.36]【Fred Casely. How could he be a burglar? My wife knows him! [02:35.35]
阿莫斯：福瑞德·凯斯利，他怎么会是小偷？我太太认识他！ [02:38.47]He sold us our furniture!He gave us 10% off.】
他卖家具给我们，还给我们打了九折…… [02:42.99]Lord knows he ain't got the smarts
天知道 他资质也不够聪明 [02:47.62]【She lied to me. She told me he was a burglar!】
阿莫斯：我太太告诉我是个小偷来着 [02:48.80]【You mean he was dead when you got home?】
检察官：你是说，你到家时候这人已经死了？ [02:49.84]【She had him covered with a sheet and she's givin, and she's tellin'me' [02:50.42]
阿莫斯：她用床单把他盖上了，然后撒谎 [02:51.85]that cock and bull story abou this burglar, and
跟我讲了个什么小偷的事，还说 [02:54.09]I ought to say that I did it 'cause I was sure to get off.
我应该背黑锅，因为我肯定不会被判刑 [02:57.71]"Help me, Amos", she said, "It's my god dammed hour." [02:58.42]
她说“救救我，阿莫斯，这是我最需要你的时候”。 [03:00.48]Now, he shot off his trap
现在他说穿了诡计 [03:03.40]I can't stand that sap
我真忍不了这个傻蛋 [03:06.51]Look at him go
看着他继续 [03:07.98]Rattin' on me
变节告密 [03:10.02]With just one more brain
用尽他仅有的智慧 [03:12.31]What a half-wit he'd be
他到底是有多傻 [03:15.80]If they string me up
要是他们判我绞刑 [03:19.09]I'll know who
我知道谁会 [03:20.37]Brought the twine
带着花圈来看我 [03:25.58]That scummy, crummy
就是我那没用的、糟糕的 [03:28.07]Dummy hubby of mine!
笨蛋丈夫啊！