Off The Wall-Redman/Eminem

[00:00.355]{Mr.Mackey}（Eric Cartman） [00:00.594]And everyone should get along.. [00:04.287]Okay children quiet down,quiet down [00:07.249]Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day [00:11.632]His name is Mr.Shady [00:14.31]Children quiet down please [00:16.415]Brian don't throw that （SHUT UP!） [00:18.425]Mr.Shady will be your new substitute [00:19.947]while Mr.Kaniff is out with pneumonia （HE'S GOT AIDS!） [00:23.83]Good luck Mr.Shady [00:23.886]{Eminem} [00:24.297]Hi there little boys and girls （**** YOU!） [00:26.334]Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels [00:28.510]But first,I'd like you to meet my friend Bob （Huh?） [00:30.799]Say hi Bob!（"Hi Bob"）Bob's 30and still lives with his mom [00:33.886]and he don't got a job,cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot [00:36.637]but his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot [00:39.138]And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot [00:41.365]and wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock [00:44.450]when it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog [00:47.337]Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks （AHH!） [00:49.975]And even if they escaped and they got the cops [00:52.395]the ladies would all be so afraid,they would drop the charge [00:55.486]'til one night Mrs.Stacey went off the job [00:57.764]when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk [01:00.391]But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off [01:02.911]But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker [01:05.642]Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka [01:08.401]You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr." [01:11.267]He grabbed S tace'by the legs as chopped it off her [01:13.889]and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her [01:16.520]But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander [01:18.466]they never found her,and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner [01:21.784]And that's the story of Bob and his marijuana, [01:23.973]and what it might do to you [01:25.363]So see if the squirrels want any -it's bad for you [01:27.324]See children,drugs are bahhhd （c'mon） [01:27.476]Chorus:Mr.Mackey （Eminem） [01:29.545]and if you don't believe me,ask ya dahhhd （ask him man） [01:32.273]and if you don't believe him,ask ya mom （that's right） [01:34.763]She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time （she will） [01:37.402]So kids say no to drugs （that's right） [01:40.162]So you don't act like everyone else does （uh-huh） [01:42.851]Then there's really nothin else to say （sing along） [01:45.675]Drugs are just bad,mmm'kay? [01:47.263]{Eminem} [01:47.856]My penis is the size of a peanut,have you seen it? [01:50.408]**** NO you ain't seen it,it's the size of a peanut （Huh?） [01:53.267]Speakin of peanuts,you know what else is bad for squirrels? [01:56.307]Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world [01:58.339]If someone ever offers it to you,don't do it [02:00.839]Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid [02:03.533]and spinal fluid is final,you won't get it back [02:05.860]So don't get attached,it'll attack every bone in your back [02:08.600]Meet Zach,twenty-one years old [02:10.776]After hangin out with some friends at a frat party,he gets bold [02:13.729]and decides to try five,when he's bribed by five guys [02:16.538]and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it [02:19.401]Suddenly,he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive [02:21.905]and his eyes roll back in his skull {blblblblblb} [02:24.233]His back starts tah -look like the McDonald's Arches [02:27.141]He's on Donald's carpet,layin horizontal barfin {BLEH} [02:30.34]And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him [02:32.542]"Hey Adam,Zach is a jackass,look at him!" [02:35.242]cause they took it too,so they think it's funny [02:37.199]So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money Meanwhile,Zach's in a coma,the action is over [02:43.189]and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga [02:46.158]And that's the story of Zach,the ecstasy maniac [02:48.865]So don't even feed that to squirrels class,cause it's bad for you [02:51.595]Chorus:Mr.Mackey （Eminem） [02:51.751]See children,drugs are bahhhd （c'mon） [02:53.682]and if you don't believe me,ask ya dahhhd （ask him man） [02:56.399]and if you don't believe him,ask ya mom （that's right） [02:59.55]She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time （she will） [03:01.696]So kids say no to drugs （that's right） [03:04.434]So you don't act like everyone else does （uh-huh） [03:07.06]Then there's really nothin else to say （sing along） [03:09.835]Drugs are just bad,mmm'kay? [03:11.306]{Eminem} [03:11.681]And last but not least,one of the most humungous [03:14.462]problems among young people today,is fungus [03:17.271]It grows from cow manure,they pick it out,wipe it off, [03:20.72]bag it up,and you put it right in your mouth and chew it [03:22.700]Yum yum!Then you start to see some dumb stuff [03:25.187]And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em.. [03:28.140]And sometimes you see things that aren't there （Like what?） [03:30.613]Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair [03:32.921]（Mr.Shady what's a G-string?）It's yarn Claire [03:35.861]Women stick 'em up their behinds,go out and wear 'em （Huh?） [03:38.692]And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms [03:40.840]Whoops,did I say magic mushrooms? [03:42.517]I meant fungus Ya tongue gets,all swoll up like a cow's tongue （How come?） [03:47.40]cause it comes from a cow's dung （Gross!!） [03:49.296]See drugs are bad,it's a common fact [03:51.110]But your mom and dad,know that's all that I'm good at （Oh!） [03:53.953]But don't be me,cause if you grow up and you go and O.D. [03:56.790]They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee [03:59.227]and get a disguise and hide,cause it'll be my fault [04:01.630]So don't do drugs,and do exactly as I don't, [04:04.290]cause I'm bad for you [04:05.424]Chorus:Mr.Mackey （Eminem） [04:05.445]See children,drugs are bahhhd （c'mon） [04:07.536]and if you don't believe me,ask ya dahhhd （ask him man） [04:10.251]and if you don't believe him,ask ya mom （that's right） [04:12.850]She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time （she will） [04:15.440]So kids say no to drugs （that's right） [04:18.170]So you don't act like everyone else does （uh-huh） [04:20.697]Then there's really nothin else to say （sing along） [04:23.449]Drugs are just bad,mmm'kay? [04:24.907]{Mr.Mackey}（Eric Cartman） [04:26.242]Come on children,clap along （SHUT UP!） [04:28.868]Sing along children （Suck my mother****in dick!） [04:30.624]Drugs are just bad,drugs are just bad （South Park is gonna sue me!） [04:36.286]So don't do drugs （Suck my mother****in penis!） [04:38.729]so there'll be more for me （Hippie!God damnit!） [04:42.797]（So,****ed up,right now..）