Can I B**ch-Eminem

[00:11.93]uncle marshall! [00:13.69]will you tell us a bedtime story? [00:18.94]here we go... [00:21.14]now once upon a time not long ago [00:22.87]there was a little rapper about to blow [00:25.07]but his album came and it was not good [00:27.36]i think it went lead or double copper wood [00:29.49]so the silly little fans they were mislead [00:31.32]by a nerdy internet computer hip-hop head [00:33.41]"me and you,'clef, we're gonna make some cash [00:36.76]grab the silver paint and let's paint my ass" [00:40.17]hey mister, would ya care to bare witness to [00:41.78]the ass-whippin' i'm about to administer [00:43.14]to this ass-kissin' little vaginal blister [00:44.64]stanabis, little marshall mathers' sister [00:45.83]and in this corner, we have the mister [00:49.78]not havin' it, it's the mad sinister [00:51.78]dr. evil with his bag of tricks for [00:54.44]this little antagonist faggot ****-suckin' [00:55.60]ex-ll cool j fan from windsor [00:57.48]i'm 'bout to murder little kenny fag keniff-sta [00:59.51]you bastard i ain't wanna have to diss ya [01:03.37]canabis, where the **** you at? i miss ya! [01:05.95]can-i-*****, oh can-i-***** [01:07.08]where for art thou can-i-*****? [01:09.26]please tell me what happened with [01:12.27]that style that you were rappin' with [01:14.43]can-i-*****, oh can-i-***** [01:16.93]are you from los angeles [01:19.02]new york or just a janitor [01:21.07]from canada? oh can-i-***** [01:23.62]now at first i ain't really understand the **** [01:25.71]picture me for a second and imagine it [01:27.74]chillin' in the bat-mansion and relaxin' [01:29.78]when all a sudden some ******** comes across the scanners [01:32.03]it's can-i-***** on some "stan lives" **** [01:35.27]it creeped me out at first. man this is sick [01:37.39]for me, being just a sick, this conflict [01:39.13]gets my **** harder than arithmetic [01:40.80]and i know how you jealous ones envy [01:43.46]i shoulda knew better from the first few letters you sent me [01:45.87]the first two letters you were tellin' me **** [01:48.16]like you respect me, like any other regular mc [01:50.25]the third letter you ask how come i ain't return [01:52.97]none of the messages at shady records you left me [01:55.06]the fourth letter:"slim, you really startin' to upset me!" [01:57.29]the fifth letter told me you were comin' to get me [01:59.62]the sixth letter there's a bomb threat in our building [02:01.65]this crazy ************'s really tryin' to kill me! [02:03.82]so i went back and read the first few letters that said [02:06.47]some **** about a message you left [02:08.25]oh ****, that's not an "e" that's an "a" [02:10.48]this dude wants to leave me a "massage," he's gay!! [02:12.70]right away i'm on the phone with dr. dre [02:14.96]we got a bogey!（marshall i'm on the way） [02:17.09]can-i-*****, oh can-i-***** [02:19.72]where for art thou can-i-*****? [02:21.94]please tell me what happened with [02:23.97]that style that you were rappin' with [02:26.13]can-i-*****, oh can-i-***** [02:28.60]are you from los angeles [02:30.75]new york or just a janitor [02:32.79]from canada? oh can-i-***** [02:35.41]so in two seconds flat dre's at my crib [02:37.11]the funny thing is we both know where this kid lives [02:39.60]and neither one of us have canadian citizenship [02:41.35]****. oh dre, wait a mintue [02:43.88]that's it [02:44.34]All we gotta do is use a bit of turbo boost [02:46.58]We can fly over the border "Let's go" WOOSH!] [02:48.39]So we're off to Toronto and we're gainin' speed [02:50.79]BOOSH!] （What was that? Oh） Jermaine Dupri [02:52.75]**** It, keep goin' no time to waste [02:55.21]Wait, backup hit him one more time in case [02:57.88]Okay .. **** now he's draggin' under the car [03:00.05]Oh well, only 30 more thousand miles [03:01.63]Meanwhile me and Dre are tryin' to conversate [03:03.75]Just tryin' to find a reason for the constant hate [03:06.48]And tryin' to figure out what happened to 'Germaine Propaine' [03:08.69]"He couldn't have fell off that hard" Ain't no way [03:12.00]"What happened to the way you was rappin' when you was scandalous [03:14.23]That Canibus turned into a television evangelist" [03:15.83]Plus he raps with his regular voice BOOSH! BOOSH!] [03:18.25]BOOSH! BOOSH!] （What was that?） Pet Shop Boys [03:20.44]So we pull up to the bridge where he last was spotted [03:23.01]His corpse was still movin' but his ass was rotted [03:25.31]He kinda smelled a little like Courtney Love [03:27.09]I figure if I stick him with a fork he's done [03:29.38]So I stabbed him twice, kept jabbin', Christ [03:31.19]He won't die, this guy's like a battered wife [03:33.40]He's like Kim, he keeps comin' back for more [03:35.59]But he won't fight back I cracked his jaw [03:38.10]Hold up, 'Bis quit foldin' up! [03:39.75]Punch me in the chest! Make my shoulders touch! [03:42.56]Do somethin'! At least one punchline [03:44.03]C'mon till the meter reads 9-9-9- [03:47.42]ty-nine percent of my fans are blonde [03:49.44]'Bis c'mon answer me man respond! [03:51.07]Tell me 'bout the sun rain moon and stars [03:53.75]Intergalatical metaphors from Mars! [03:56.07]Raw to the floor, raw like Reservoir Dogs [03:58.69]Bite another line from Redman's song! [04:00.51]Suddenly the stub from a dead man's arm [04:02.67]From a midget reaches out from under the car [04:04.93]It's JD, this ************ won't die neither [04:06.88]Dre starts sprayin' him with cans of ether [04:09.26]We stomped the ***** and then stopmed the ***** again [04:11.58]（Compton!） Detroit *****! Talk some **** again! [04:13.62]Stomp him! （switch feet） Stomp him! （switch again!） [04:16.46]Dre alright he's dead dog, quit kickin him! [04:18.78]I think Stanabis jumped off the bridge again （Damn） [04:21.39]He disappeared yo he's gone he did it again [04:23.31]Chorus] [04:23.56]Can-i-*****, oh Can-i-***** [04:24.77]Where for art thou Can-i-*****? [04:27.49]Please tell me what happened with [04:29.62]That style that you were rappin' with [04:31.75]Can-i-*****, oh Can-i-***** [04:34.23]Are you from Los Angeles [04:36.34]New York or just a janitor [04:38.36]From Canada? Oh Can-i-*****