Murder Murder-Eminem

[00:22.49]Left the keys in the van' [00:23.81]with a gat in each hand [00:25.31]Went up in Eastland and shot a policeman [00:28.00]**** a peace plan of citizen bystands [00:30.25]But ******t is in my hands' here's your life span [00:32.88]For what your life's worth [00:34.25]this money is twice than [00:35.81]Grab a couple grand and live a nice land [00:38.31]See I'm a nice man but money turned me to Satan [00:41.06]I'm thirsty for this green so bad I'm dehydratin' [00:43.62]Hurry up with the cash *****' [00:45.00]I got a ride waitin' [00:46.31]Shot a man twice in the back [00:48.00]when he tried escapin' [00:49.12]I want the whole plot' [00:50.25]I won't be denied nathan [00:51.55]Maybe I need my head inside straightened [00:53.68]Brain contemplatin'' clean out the register [00:56.31]Dip before somebody catches ya [00:58.25]Or gets ya description an' sketches ya [00:59.76]The connection was the prime suspect [01:01.99]But I ain't set to flee the scene [01:03.74]of the crime just yet [01:05.13]Cuz I got a daughter to feed [01:06.37]And $200 ain't enough to water the seed [01:08.69]The best thing would be for me [01:10.62]to leave Taco Bell an' hit up Chess King [01:12.81]And have the lady at the desk bring [01:14.68]Money from the safe in the back' [01:16.38]stepped in wavin' the Mac [01:18.00]Cooperate and we can operate and save an attack [01:21.50]This ***** tried escapin' the jack [01:22.94]Grabbed her by the throat' [01:24.37]it's murder she wrote [01:26.00]You barely heard a word as she choked [01:28.94]It wasn't nuttin' for her to be smoked [01:31.44]But I slammed her on her [01:33.38]back 'til her vertebrae broke [01:34.31]Just then the pigs bust in yellin' "Freeze!" [01:35.75]But I'm already wanted for sellin' keys [01:37.00]And bunch of other felonies [01:37.94]from A to Z like spellin' bees [01:39.56]So before I dropped to the ground and fell on knees [01:41.82]I bust shots' they bust back [01:43.88]Hit the ****** in the chest' [01:45.25]he wasn't wearin' a vest [01:46.62]Left the house' pullin' out the drive backin' out [01:50.06]Need a backin' out this lady's Jag started blackin' out [01:52.87]Pulled the Mac-10 out' stuck it in her face [01:55.25]Shut ya yackin' mouth before I blow the brain [01:57.31]from out the back ya scalp [01:58.56]Drug her by her hair' smacked her up [02:00.81]Thinkin' **** it' mug her while you're there' [02:03.38]jacked her up [02:04.19]Stole her car' made a profit [02:05.62]Grabbed the tape from out the deck [02:06.93]and offed it out the window [02:08.00]Like the girl on Set It Off did [02:09.50]Jetted off kid' stole the whip' [02:10.57]now I'm a criminal [02:11.38]Drove in thru somebody's yard' [02:12.43]dove into they swimmin' pool [02:14.06]Climbed out and collapsed on the patio [02:15.62]I made it out alive but I'm injured badly though [02:18.88]Parents screamin': "Son' go in and call the police [02:21.76]Tell 'em there's a crazy man disturbing all of the peace!" [02:24.32]Tried to stall him at least long enough to let me leap up [02:27.13]Run in they crib and at least leave [02:28.95]with some little cheap stuff [02:30.75]Actin' like they never seen nobody hit a nick before [02:33.88]Smashed the window' grabbed the Nintendo 64 [02:35.63]When they sell out in stores the price triples [02:37.76]I ran up the block jumpin' kids on tricycles [02:39.88]And colliding with an 80-year old lady with groceries [02:42.69]There goes the cheese' eggs' milk and Post Toasties [02:45.31]Stood up and started to see stars [02:47.50]Too many siren sounds' it seemed [02:49.57]like a thousand police cars [02:51.32]Barely escaped' must-a been some dumb luck [02:53.63]Jumped up and climbed the back of a movin' dump truck [02:56.45]But I think somebody seen me maybe [02:58.26]Plus I lost the damn Nintendo and I must- [03:00.32]a dropped the Beanie Baby [03:01.51]**** it I give up' I'm surrounded in blue suits [03:03.95]Came out with a white flag hollerin' "TRUCE TRUCE!" [03:06.32]Surrendered my weapon to cops [03:08.14]Wasn't me! It was the gangsta rap [03:10.32]and the peppermint Schnopps