Inflatable You (Live)-Tim Minchin

[00:09.574]Your love for me is not debatable
你对我的爱无可争辩 [00:14.224]Your ***ual appetite's insatiable
你的爱胃口无法满足 [00:18.664]You never ever make me waitable
你永远不会让我等待 [00:22.426]Delectable, inflatable you
可爱的，充气的你啊 [00:30.446]You don't have problems with your weight at all
你从来不用为自己的体重困扰 [00:34.913]You never steal food off my plate at all
你从来不偷吃我盘子里的食物 [00:39.014]I never have to masturbate at all
我从来不用自己动手解决 [00:42.802]Unstoppable, inflatable you
不可阻挡的，充气的你啊 [00:47.373]You never seem to menstruate at all
你好像从来没有月经期 [00:51.762]So you're not angry when I'm late at all
所以即使我约会迟到你也不生气 [00:55.915]I feel permanently felatable
你随时都能服务于我 [00:59.337]Unpoppable, inflatable you
永不逝去的，充气的你啊 [01:05.319]With you in my arms I feel we could just fly away
埋在你的温柔乡里我觉得自己快要飞起来 [01:12.921]With the right kind of gas I might even try it someday
也许某天我会充上合适的气体试一试 [01:20.444]In this ocean of life I'm never afraid I might drown
在这生命之海里，我从不害怕自已会溺水 [01:26.243]We could just float forever whatever the weather
无论天气如何，我们都可以自由漂浮 [01:29.770]Whenever my inflatable lover's around
只要充气女友伴我身旁 [01:35.177]Your thighs and buttocks are so holdable
你大腿和臀部的手感好好 [01:39.409]You always do just what you are toldable
我叫你做什么你都会做 [01:43.380]And if we argue you just foldable
如果我们吵架了把你叠起来就行 [01:47.402]Controllable consolable you
可操控的，可提供安慰的你啊 [01:51.582]My mates all reckon you are suitable
我的基友们都觉得我们很般配 [01:55.814]I took you around to watch the footable
我经常带你出去看球赛 [02:00.307]And Steve and Gary said you're rootable
那谁和那谁说你我可以难忘今宵 [02:03.494]Refutable, commutable you
可辩驳的，随和的你啊 [02:08.117]You're never sensitive or tickley
你不敏感也不怕痒 [02:10.991]No~
一点也不 [02:12.402]When I rub you my skin goes prickerly
当我摩擦你时，皮肤阵阵刺痛 [02:16.660]It's known as static electricity
我知道那是静电作用 [02:20.212]Felicity when I'm kissing you
当亲吻你的时候我心满意足 [02:25.933]Your skin is so smooth, I couldn't afford you with hair
你的肌肤细腻光滑，因为我买不起带毛的款式 [02:34.109]You have all the holes real girls have got plus one for the air [02:41.528]Your problems are simple, I don't need my Masters in Psych
你的心思很好猜，我不需要考心理学的硕士学位 [02:47.301]To know if you get down I just perk you right up
如果你倒下了，我只需帮你振作起来 [02:50.984]With a couple of squirts with the pump off my bike
用自行车的气泵给你充满 [02:56.496]You never wake up when I snore at all
你从来不会被我的鼾声吵醒 [03:00.127]A trait which I find quite adorable
这一点很招人喜欢 [03:03.445]You have a box and you are storable
你自备盒子便于储存 [03:06.658]Ignorable, back-doorable you
可有可无的，“后门通行”的你啊 [03:16.088]Any ***ual position's feasible
任何一种体式都可以实现 [03:19.850]Although you don't bend at the knees at all
你跟本不用弯下膝盖 [03:23.533]Your hooters are so firm and squeezable
你的胸部那么结实，手感一流 [03:26.877]Increasable, un-creasable you
光溜溜的，没有褶皱的你啊 [03:30.952]You don't complain about my hairy back
你不会嫌弃我多毛的后背 [03:34.948]Or about the inches that downstairs I lack
或是我下面缺少的尺寸 [03:38.788]You're not disgusted by my furry crack [03:52.529]Burt Bacharach
强行押韵 [03:55.846]Jack Kerouac
强行押韵×2 [03:58.511]Ooo
欧~ [04:00.731]Now birth control is not an issue
如今计划生育不再是问题 [04:03.971]No!
再也不是了！ [04:04.833]I clean it all off with a tissue
因为我都仔细擦干净了 [04:08.882]I bet my jealous friends all wish you
我敢肯定朋友都嫉妒我 [04:11.494]Were insatiably inflatably theirs
希望占有贪得无厌的，充气的你啊 [04:14.759]Yeah! Piano solo me
嘿，来段钢琴独奏（小小声） [05:49.845]Don't let me down
不要让我软掉！（改编自披头士的Don't let me down） [05:53.659]Don't let me down
不要让我软掉！ [05:57.107]Don't let me down
不要让我软掉！ [06:00.477]And I won't let you down
我也不会让你亏气 [06:04.552]Woah~~