Some People Have It Worse Than I (Live)-Tim Minchin

[00:00.000] 作词 : Tim Minchin [00:00.543] 作曲 : Tim Minchin [00:01.87] [00:12.93]Well I wake up in the morning [00:14.27]At 11:47 [00:15.75]And I can't believe I have to face [00:17.44]The horror of another ****ing day [00:22.41] [00:25.50]And the magnificent magnitude [00:27.44]Of my morning erection [00:28.75]Merely mocks me like the sun [00:30.32]In its optimistic greeting of the day [00:35.14] [00:35.39]Managing to manifest [00:36.57]A modicum of motivation [00:37.89]I meander to the kitchen [00:39.20]Make a mission out of mixing Nescafé [00:42.85] [00:43.64]But the milk is going off [00:44.89]And coffee by itself is bitter [00:46.20]And there's ants all through the sugar [00:47.78]And the supermarket's miles-a-****ing-way [00:50.89] [00:51.60]My life is pretty sad [00:54.14]But I know that I should be glad [00:56.32]I could be a starving Ethiope [00:59.00]Or a policeman in Baghdad [01:01.50]a policeman in Baghda [01:05.12] [01:07.37]At 11:53 [01:08.06]I instigate the day's ablutions [01:09.45]In the hope my constitution [01:10.95]Can be altered by some action on the bowl [01:13.90] [01:14.70]But the total non-existence [01:15.95]Of colonic animation [01:17.15]Seems to me the perfect metaphor [01:18.70]For the utter constipation of my soul [01:20.50] [01:22.75]By 11:59 [01:23.81]I have decided that my life [01:25.15]Would be Immediately improved [01:26.40]By a carefully written list of short-term goals [01:30.00] [01:30.45]But by 12:05 my list consists of [01:32.32]One dot: put some pants on [01:33.75]Two dot: go to the shop [01:35.12]Buy some prunes and Panadol [01:37.28] [01:38.45]My life is pretty shit [01:40.70]But I know I shouldn't whinge about it [01:43.12]I could be a Palestinian [01:45.20]Driving buses on the Gaza Strip [01:46.87] [01:47.62]Yeah, how bad can it be? [01:49.87]Some people have it worse than me [01:51.90]I could be a Ipswich prostitute [01:54.28]Or Gary Glitter's family [01:56.32] [01:57.90]I have no right to cry [01:59.28]Some people have it worse than I [02:01.37]I could be a thalidomide kid [02:03.70]With something in my eye [02:05.79]Something in my eye [02:07.87] [02:11.53]At 12:30 I realise [02:12.90]I’m feeling so dejected [02:13.94]That I've totally neglected [02:15.12]The beginning of the Jerry Springer show [02:18.50]So I settle on the sofa [02:19.69]Try to focus an iota [02:20.94]Of my motor neurons on the [02:22.12]Brilliant insights for which Jerry is known [02:25.40]And although on any other day [02:26.90]A show entitled 'Midgets Midgets Midgets!' [02:29.07]Would excite me like a virgin [02:30.44]At her year eleven ball [02:33.53]Today those little jelly-wresting [02:35.19]Fellows fail to free me of my [02:36.25]Misery, instead they simply [02:37.50]Serve to make me feel three foot tall [02:40.28] [02:40.82]How bad can it be? [02:43.65]Some people have it worse than me [02:45.90]I could be a junior lifesaver [02:47.78]On a Banda Aceh beach [02:49.78]Or a woman in the Taliban [02:52.12]Or a Jew in the Ku Klux Klan [02:54.25]Or the architect of the World Trade Centre [02:56.50]Or a morturist in Mianyang [02:58.75] [02:58.90]I could have my identity mistaken [03:00.87]As a bomber in an underground station [03:03.08]I could be a peace-loving speech writer [03:05.12]In George W's administration [03:07.02] [03:07.37]Yeah I know that I don't have the right [03:09.58]To be unhappy with my life [03:11.87]I could be Hitler's mother [03:14.03]Or Shane Warne's wife [03:15.00] [03:15.90]And you know that I shouldn't be bitching [03:18.40]I could be in a worse position [03:20.57]I could be a 3-nippled naturopath [03:22.53]In the days of the Spanish inquisition [03:24.82] [03:24.94]I know I have no right to cry [03:27.50]Some people have it much much worse than I [03:29.28]I could have a serious nut allergy [03:31.28]And be shipwrecked on an island [03:32.69]With a crate of Snickers bars [03:33.78]A jar of Nutella and a fresh baked pecan pie [03:39.15]Some people have it worse than I