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[00:00.000] 作词 : Tim Minchin
[00:00.543] 作曲 : Tim Minchin
[00:01.87]
[00:12.93]Well I wake up in the morning
[00:14.27]At 11:47
[00:15.75]And I can't believe I have to face
[00:17.44]The horror of another ****ing day
[00:22.41]
[00:25.50]And the magnificent magnitude
[00:27.44]Of my morning erection
[00:28.75]Merely mocks me like the sun
[00:30.32]In its optimistic greeting of the day
[00:35.14]
[00:35.39]Managing to manifest
[00:36.57]A modicum of motivation
[00:37.89]I meander to the kitchen
[00:39.20]Make a mission out of mixing Nescafé
[00:42.85]
[00:43.64]But the milk is going off
[00:44.89]And coffee by itself is bitter
[00:46.20]And there's ants all through the sugar
[00:47.78]And the supermarket's miles-a-****ing-way
[00:50.89]
[00:51.60]My life is pretty sad
[00:54.14]But I know that I should be glad
[00:56.32]I could be a starving Ethiope
[00:59.00]Or a policeman in Baghdad
[01:01.50]a policeman in Baghda
[01:05.12]
[01:07.37]At 11:53
[01:08.06]I instigate the day's ablutions
[01:09.45]In the hope my constitution
[01:10.95]Can be altered by some action on the bowl
[01:13.90]
[01:14.70]But the total non-existence
[01:15.95]Of colonic animation
[01:17.15]Seems to me the perfect metaphor
[01:18.70]For the utter constipation of my soul
[01:20.50]
[01:22.75]By 11:59
[01:23.81]I have decided that my life
[01:25.15]Would be Immediately improved
[01:26.40]By a carefully written list of short-term goals
[01:30.00]
[01:30.45]But by 12:05 my list consists of
[01:32.32]One dot: put some pants on
[01:33.75]Two dot: go to the shop
[01:35.12]Buy some prunes and Panadol
[01:37.28]
[01:38.45]My life is pretty shit
[01:40.70]But I know I shouldn't whinge about it
[01:43.12]I could be a Palestinian
[01:45.20]Driving buses on the Gaza Strip
[01:46.87]
[01:47.62]Yeah, how bad can it be?
[01:49.87]Some people have it worse than me
[01:51.90]I could be a Ipswich prostitute
[01:54.28]Or Gary Glitter's family
[01:56.32]
[01:57.90]I have no right to cry
[01:59.28]Some people have it worse than I
[02:01.37]I could be a thalidomide kid
[02:03.70]With something in my eye
[02:05.79]Something in my eye
[02:07.87]
[02:11.53]At 12:30 I realise
[02:12.90]I’m feeling so dejected
[02:13.94]That I've totally neglected
[02:15.12]The beginning of the Jerry Springer show
[02:18.50]So I settle on the sofa
[02:19.69]Try to focus an iota
[02:20.94]Of my motor neurons on the
[02:22.12]Brilliant insights for which Jerry is known
[02:25.40]And although on any other day
[02:26.90]A show entitled 'Midgets Midgets Midgets!'
[02:29.07]Would excite me like a virgin
[02:30.44]At her year eleven ball
[02:33.53]Today those little jelly-wresting
[02:35.19]Fellows fail to free me of my
[02:36.25]Misery, instead they simply
[02:37.50]Serve to make me feel three foot tall
[02:40.28]
[02:40.82]How bad can it be?
[02:43.65]Some people have it worse than me
[02:45.90]I could be a junior lifesaver
[02:47.78]On a Banda Aceh beach
[02:49.78]Or a woman in the Taliban
[02:52.12]Or a Jew in the Ku Klux Klan
[02:54.25]Or the architect of the World Trade Centre
[02:56.50]Or a morturist in Mianyang
[02:58.75]
[02:58.90]I could have my identity mistaken
[03:00.87]As a bomber in an underground station
[03:03.08]I could be a peace-loving speech writer
[03:05.12]In George W's administration
[03:07.02]
[03:07.37]Yeah I know that I don't have the right
[03:09.58]To be unhappy with my life
[03:11.87]I could be Hitler's mother
[03:14.03]Or Shane Warne's wife
[03:15.00]
[03:15.90]And you know that I shouldn't be bitching
[03:18.40]I could be in a worse position
[03:20.57]I could be a 3-nippled naturopath
[03:22.53]In the days of the Spanish inquisition
[03:24.82]
[03:24.94]I know I have no right to cry
[03:27.50]Some people have it much much worse than I
[03:29.28]I could have a serious nut allergy
[03:31.28]And be shipwrecked on an island
[03:32.69]With a crate of Snickers bars
[03:33.78]A jar of Nutella and a fresh baked pecan pie
[03:39.15]Some people have it worse than I