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[00:17.46]Charles Nelson Reilly was a mighty man
查尔斯·纳尔逊·赖利是个强人 [00:19.44]The kind of man you'd never disrespect
你不可能不尊敬他 [00:22.45]He stood 8 foot tall, wore glasses
他身长八英尺,戴着一副眼镜 [00:24.63]And he had a third nipple on the back of his neck
脖子背后长着第三个乳头 [00:28.70]He ate his own weight in coal
他每天吃相当于自重的煤块 [00:30.63]And excreted diamonds every day
并每天会排泄出一堆钻石 [00:34.26]He could throw you down a flight of stairs
他能把你扔下楼梯 [00:36.23]But you still would love him anyway
但你无论如何还是会爱他的 [00:39.35]Yeah, you know you'd love him anyway
对啊,你也明白你还是会爱他的 [00:45.60] [00:53.73]Charles Nelson Reilly won the Tour de France
查尔斯·纳尔逊·赖利赢了环法自行车赛 [00:55.92]With two flat tires and a missin' chain
只凭两只漏气的轮胎和一条消失的车链 [00:58.98]He trained a rattlesnake to do his laundry
他训练一条响尾蛇来洗熨衣服 [01:01.54]I'm tellin' you the man was insane
我告诉你,这人简直是疯了 [01:04.61]He could rip out your beatin' heart
他能掏出你正在跳动的心脏 [01:06.92]And show it to you right before you died
再在你死之前给你看上一眼 [01:10.67]Every day he'd make the host of Match Game
每天他会把竞猜节目的主持人 [01:12.99]Give him a piggyback ride
当作大马骑 [01:15.29]Yeah, a two-hour piggyback ride
是啊,长达两小时的骑大马 [01:17.98]Giddyup, Gene!
驾,吉恩! [01:20.11] [01:30.49]Ninja warrior, master of disguise
忍者战士,你这伪装大师 [01:32.67]He could melt your brain with his laser beam eyes
他能用他的镭射眼融化你的脑袋 [01:35.36]Oh yeah
噢耶 [01:38.36]Oh yeah
噢耶 [01:41.17]He had his very own line at the DMV
他在机动车部门有专门通道 [01:43.54]He made sweet, sweet love to a manatee
他与一头海牛翻云覆雨 [01:46.36]Oh yeah
噢耶 [01:49.42]Oh yeah, that was somethin' to see, I tell ya
噢耶,还有一些事情,我告诉你 [01:52.61]Charles Nelson Reilly sold his toenail clippings
查尔斯·纳尔逊·赖利卖了他的趾甲屑 [01:54.99]As a potent aphrodisiac
把它当烈性春药卖了出去 [01:57.98]He ran a four minute mile blindfolded
他蒙住眼在一分钟内跑完一英里 [02:00.67]With an engine block strapped to his back
背上还绑着一台发动机组 [02:03.86]He could eat more frozen waffles
他能吃更多的冷冻华夫饼 [02:06.11]Than any other man I know
比我所知道的人吃得还多 [02:09.61]Once he fell off the Chrysler building
有一次他从克莱斯勒大厦上摔下来 [02:11.74]And he barely even stubbed his toe
然后他勉强伤着了他的脚趾头 [02:14.67]Had a tiny little scratch on his toe
轻微擦伤了他的脚趾头 [02:17.23]Didn't even hurt
并不疼 [02:23.49] [02:29.17]Charles Nelson Reilly figured out cold fusion
查尔斯·纳尔逊·赖利计算出了冷聚变 [02:31.42]But he never ever told a soul
但他从未告诉任何人 [02:34.73]I've seen the man unhinge his jaw
我曾看过一个人张开他的双颚 [02:36.93]And swallow a Volkswagen whole
让他吞下了整个大众车 [02:40.74]He'd bash your face in with a shovel
他会用铁锹砸你的脸 [02:42.79]If you didn't treat him like a star
因为你没把他当大明星 [02:45.54]'Cause you can spit in the wind or tug on Superman's cape
你可以啐一口或者扯超人的斗篷 [02:48.17]But Lord knows you just don't mess around with CNR
但老天也知道你不该轻蔑CNR [02:53.92] [02:56.55]No no no
不不不 [03:01.30]Talkin' bout CNR
说说那个CNR [03:08.17]Ohh
噢
查尔斯·纳尔逊·赖利是个强人 [00:19.44]The kind of man you'd never disrespect
你不可能不尊敬他 [00:22.45]He stood 8 foot tall, wore glasses
他身长八英尺,戴着一副眼镜 [00:24.63]And he had a third nipple on the back of his neck
脖子背后长着第三个乳头 [00:28.70]He ate his own weight in coal
他每天吃相当于自重的煤块 [00:30.63]And excreted diamonds every day
并每天会排泄出一堆钻石 [00:34.26]He could throw you down a flight of stairs
他能把你扔下楼梯 [00:36.23]But you still would love him anyway
但你无论如何还是会爱他的 [00:39.35]Yeah, you know you'd love him anyway
对啊,你也明白你还是会爱他的 [00:45.60] [00:53.73]Charles Nelson Reilly won the Tour de France
查尔斯·纳尔逊·赖利赢了环法自行车赛 [00:55.92]With two flat tires and a missin' chain
只凭两只漏气的轮胎和一条消失的车链 [00:58.98]He trained a rattlesnake to do his laundry
他训练一条响尾蛇来洗熨衣服 [01:01.54]I'm tellin' you the man was insane
我告诉你,这人简直是疯了 [01:04.61]He could rip out your beatin' heart
他能掏出你正在跳动的心脏 [01:06.92]And show it to you right before you died
再在你死之前给你看上一眼 [01:10.67]Every day he'd make the host of Match Game
每天他会把竞猜节目的主持人 [01:12.99]Give him a piggyback ride
当作大马骑 [01:15.29]Yeah, a two-hour piggyback ride
是啊,长达两小时的骑大马 [01:17.98]Giddyup, Gene!
驾,吉恩! [01:20.11] [01:30.49]Ninja warrior, master of disguise
忍者战士,你这伪装大师 [01:32.67]He could melt your brain with his laser beam eyes
他能用他的镭射眼融化你的脑袋 [01:35.36]Oh yeah
噢耶 [01:38.36]Oh yeah
噢耶 [01:41.17]He had his very own line at the DMV
他在机动车部门有专门通道 [01:43.54]He made sweet, sweet love to a manatee
他与一头海牛翻云覆雨 [01:46.36]Oh yeah
噢耶 [01:49.42]Oh yeah, that was somethin' to see, I tell ya
噢耶,还有一些事情,我告诉你 [01:52.61]Charles Nelson Reilly sold his toenail clippings
查尔斯·纳尔逊·赖利卖了他的趾甲屑 [01:54.99]As a potent aphrodisiac
把它当烈性春药卖了出去 [01:57.98]He ran a four minute mile blindfolded
他蒙住眼在一分钟内跑完一英里 [02:00.67]With an engine block strapped to his back
背上还绑着一台发动机组 [02:03.86]He could eat more frozen waffles
他能吃更多的冷冻华夫饼 [02:06.11]Than any other man I know
比我所知道的人吃得还多 [02:09.61]Once he fell off the Chrysler building
有一次他从克莱斯勒大厦上摔下来 [02:11.74]And he barely even stubbed his toe
然后他勉强伤着了他的脚趾头 [02:14.67]Had a tiny little scratch on his toe
轻微擦伤了他的脚趾头 [02:17.23]Didn't even hurt
并不疼 [02:23.49] [02:29.17]Charles Nelson Reilly figured out cold fusion
查尔斯·纳尔逊·赖利计算出了冷聚变 [02:31.42]But he never ever told a soul
但他从未告诉任何人 [02:34.73]I've seen the man unhinge his jaw
我曾看过一个人张开他的双颚 [02:36.93]And swallow a Volkswagen whole
让他吞下了整个大众车 [02:40.74]He'd bash your face in with a shovel
他会用铁锹砸你的脸 [02:42.79]If you didn't treat him like a star
因为你没把他当大明星 [02:45.54]'Cause you can spit in the wind or tug on Superman's cape
你可以啐一口或者扯超人的斗篷 [02:48.17]But Lord knows you just don't mess around with CNR
但老天也知道你不该轻蔑CNR [02:53.92] [02:56.55]No no no
不不不 [03:01.30]Talkin' bout CNR
说说那个CNR [03:08.17]Ohh
噢